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posted by Invader_K

sweet mother of corn! That girls in trouble!
TV guy

I dunno. But don't eat the muffins.

Does anybody want muffins?! *holds toilet up*

My legs aleep. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaha! *smiles*

She lodged in there reaalll good,plus her foots pokin' out in china. And she screams all sacry like when anybody comes near her.

Whats he talkin bout? Wheres the colors? Wheres the pretty pictures? This plan is stoopid.
President Man
I uh have the nuclear people on the line.


I made sandwhiches!

I just noticed te were closer to earth...
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I was sitting on the sofa at my parents house back on irk. I was thinking about the time I spent on earth. My parents were out at a meeting. For some reason, a name popped up in my head. Zim. Zim? Why should I remember him. He was a jerk. But here i am now. 2 years later. 2 years older. And I'm sat on my bedside cabinet waiting for Zim to return home. I Amore him. GIR and mimi are out children robots- we treat them like kids-they are very spoilt indeed. Well here is our story about our relationship.

I'm a irken invader, as is zim. We worked together, not that we enjoyed it- but we had no choice....
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ATTENTION innamorati OF ZIM:
ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if te dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

Your sitting in your room, on your bed, Musica from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. secondi before this moment te were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making te laugh, like he always has. Just as te thought he was going to ask te to go to the movies, o come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Amore Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My cuore Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A domanda Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's cuore <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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posted by SweetSponge
*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt te luved*a tear rolls down his cheek*
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as GIR walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by misanthrope86
I have written fan fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance fan fic and a few 'House MD' fan fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' fan fiction. I don't write fan fiction like most people do. My fan fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal fan fiction conventions. If te do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way o made it longer o something. This fan fic is just for fun, take it o leave it. I hope te like though!

Zim & GIR Go To The Mall

"GIR, do te have any sevens?"

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Zim's pov

I held stella, star tightly and she did the same for me. Dib was pacing back and fourth. Gaz was talking with Death. Gir, Kat and Ghost were playing with each other.

"Dib if te keep that up te will put a hole in the the floor" detto Star

I laughed

Dib rolled his eyes

"You guys aren't doing anything but making out."

"No we aren't" yelled Star

I kissed Star

"Well, at least we're being calm about it!" I yelled


I kissed her again, I knew she was scaried but she was stronger then Dib, but she was always stronger.

"Dib we figure it out but take a break" I said

Was I being nice to Dib-worm?

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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg Slash fic. te don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my superiore, in alto 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!

10. 1x17b 'Lice'
I Amore 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice Queen even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!

9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's pizza Hog'
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I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what te think please!

    Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If te don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...
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posted by misanthrope86

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense o is offensive. But here goes...

1) te are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring te to like ZaDr, o to visit the ZaDr club, o to look at and commento on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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So I just got the soundtrack to Invader Zim composed da Kevin Manthei and It has to be one of the best soundtracks to a TV mostra ever. The score is full of zany, horrific, and catchy themes. It is obvious that Danny Elfman influenced Kevin to create such an amazing piece of work. The Musica creates a felling of confusion with almost every song. Kevin likes to create a theme, and then construct it to be out of tune halfway through the song. There are dark themes for the Skool and really high pitched annoying themes for GIR and Keef. complessivamente, generale I suggest getting this album, for it is...just...yeah.

The CD is called "Music From the Animated Series Invader Zim." So find it and get it and te won't regret it!
posted by InvaderCynder
(age 5)

Cynder woke up with a long yawn.she hopped off of her letto and headed for her mom and dad. they were nowhere to find in the entire mansion. she hummed "beautiful soul" to calm her nerves as she wondered around outside trying to find her parents. after five minuti she finally found the graveyard. they had past away while she slept. tears came to her little eyes as she walked away. she arrived at the tallest home and burst into the room where Purple and Red were eating donuts. "i want revenge!" she screamed at the superiore, in alto of her voice.

She began training the successivo day. at first she...
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posted by InvaderCynder
 welcome to Skool
welcome to Skool
"welcome,"yelled the red tallest,"to operation take over!" it was a anno before impending doom 2. this was a secret operation on a different planet than the assembly for impending doom. i was pretty small, but i knew i had to be an invader whether wanted o not! luckily, i was a chosen invader da the tallest. they assigned me too a planet called "earth." it took 6 months too get there, but i made it! unfortunately, i didn't know that in 6 months impending doom would start. when it did, i finally started Skool.i saw a young boy with a green head, no ears, and no nose."another irken?" i thought....
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posted by Invader-Tak
Invader Larb

Invader Larb is a very lucky Irken. He was originally assigned to Blorch, home of the Slaughtering ratto People. When he came before the Tallest, though, they recognized him for his increased height and re-assigned him to planet Vort, home of the universe's most comfortable couch.

Sometime during the course of the series Larb successfully conquered Vort, as we see in Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars.

Invader Skoodge

Invader Skoodge is short, fat and ugly. These traits do little to endear him to his leaders, The Almighty Tallest, and in fact they try to get rid of him several times...
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posted by zagrfreak94
"Now that there are no humans present to hear me, May I ask why are te suddenly interested in Zim?" he asked without making eye contact with her.

"I already told te Zim, I just thought it would be interesting to know what Aliens like te do differently from us humans" Gaz detto and she continued to read the paper.

"Gaz Membrane is finally fascinated in Aliens, the successivo thing I will hear from te is that te want to be a paranormal investigator. I guess Zim has just found Dib's perfect assistant. "Zim teased.

"Hey just bacause I find te ALIENS interesting does not mean I'll become Dib's clone...
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Kat sat at the farthest tavolo and smiled a wicked smile to herself. She was risking losing her hand, but she did it!

Suddenly, an earsplitting scream was heard from across the cafeteria. "YEOOOOWWWWCH!!!" Everyone ran to the table. Kat had cut her right wrist with a big piece of metal she found, also breaking the bone. She made it look like it fell from the ceiling. Blood splattered the table, Kat's fur, and the floor. The nurse came in and rushed Kat to the Nurse's office. As they left, Kat flashed Jade that wicked, Lightopian smile of hers, then pretended to be the drama queen. "Owwwwiiieee..."...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making cena for myself; I was in a short sleeved white camicetta and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh fieno Dib, what are you...
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posted by InvaderCynder
it had been many months since the dance.i woke up to the radio playing Leon Thomas the third's "Dream." "It all started out so innocently te were just another pretty face that I loved to see." the radio sang with innocents.i got up and brushed my wig.i got out of my pajamas and tried to decide what to wear.i decided to go with a simple black dress and a golden cuore locket. it had two Irkens i didn't recognize.the on the left was a female with dark green eyes and the one on the right was a male with bright oro eyes. i took the pictures out and stuck them in my mirror, replacing them with...
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