sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102
A Ghost ha rubato, stola our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)
Joe Jonas is still grieving the end of the relationship with Ashley Greene: Read!
Joe Jonas: "I suffer still for Ashley Greene." Read!
Joe Jonas has faced several years in the finished stories: Demi Lovato Taylor Swift, for example. But, as it opens, none has been as painful as the end with Ashley Greene. The couple was very reliable: it was between Joe and Ashley took a stroke of lightning! After months together, the two decided to end the relationship, and Joe still suffers. "My cuore is broken. People like to think that only girls have to suffer, but it happened to me, "said Joe to Twist magazine. He continues: "Now I have a reputation as a wild" cuori infranti ": it is true, I have often left me .. but I was also left. I believe that in any case te can not avoid suffering when a story ends. "
Sunday, December 19 Joe Jonas was hospitalized: why? Read!
What has happened to Joe? A spokesman detto that the stella, star has suffered from Cibo poisoning, for which he was forced to spend, fortunately, only a few hours in hospital. "Hello everyone, I'm fine, I'm fine. :-) Thanks for the concern, "he wrote shortly after admission Joe on Twitter. Just hours after admission, Joe was spotted at cena with his brother Nick Jonas and ... seemed to have recovered much!
As te know, Joe broke up with all these girls. They say that Joe's friendship with Demi hasn't been ruined da the breakup but we are not so sure. Many magazines in the US are saying now that Joe has some issue and is unable to stay in a relationship.
Three beautiful women in a row, and Joe let all of them go...Do te think he may be a womanizer? Maybe, even though he has detto that he is looking for the Amore of his life, but he sure has broken a lot of hearts while on his search.
And how about Demi? She is taking it like a grown up. She has the support of her Friends and fan and has taken it in stride. She is still going on tour with the Jonas Brothers this summer,and is going to make the best of it.
It's every teenage girl in Canada reacting to the news The Jonas Brothers are returning to Canada this summer and even making a stop in their city.
Young heartthrobs Kevin, Joe and Nick will stop in six Canadian cities,Vancouver,Ottawa,Winnipeg, Edmonton,Montreal, and Toronto. on their World Tour 2009, it was announced yesterday.
Tickets go on sale to the general public March 20 at www.livenation.com and are sure to sell out in an instant — if there are even any left da then.
Team Jonas fan club members in select cities will be able to access pre-sale tickets beginning Monday, March 16. If te have a Jonas fan in your household, we strongly suggest te become a fan club member ASAP o prepare to live with the titolo of Worst Parent in Canada.
Rumors are flying that Joe Jonas and girlfriend Ashley Greene are getting super serious – to the point where Joe may even be asking Ashley to marry him soon!
The rumors started after Ashley took her man home with her this weekend to meet her parents, and it is being speculated that Joe may have asked Ashley’s parents for their permission to marry their daughter.
The two were spotted out and about over the weekend, making out at a local Ritz Bar, but left after getting a lot of unwanted attention from fans.
Do te think Joe and Ashley are getting engaged soon?
The rumors started after Ashley took her man home with her this weekend to meet her parents, and it is being speculated that Joe may have asked Ashley’s parents for their permission to marry their daughter.
The two were spotted out and about over the weekend, making out at a local Ritz Bar, but left after getting a lot of unwanted attention from fans.
Do te think Joe and Ashley are getting engaged soon?
Joe Jonas wants to help out in Haiti with the cerca and rescue efforts and he talked about his plans to do so on the red carpet at the Critics´Choice Awards: "Really I want to be able to help in every way possible in Haiti. I have been to Haiti before and I did similar work there, but now everything is different and my cuore goes out to the people and families there," detto Joe.
According to Joe, he wants tot go this week and help out in every way he can. Not just the middle Jonas wants to help, the other Jonas Bros are also involved. They have showed their concern and support via their personal blog.
Joe Jonas is the hottest person in the world.I dont know bout u but he is my king lover cuz i allways go to there conserts.here r 5 main reasons why he is our king lover.
one:he is soooooooooo sexii
two:when he is wearing no camicia he is sexi
three:he has sexii arms
four:his smile is cute.
and five:the two people who r in this club like
this 19 anno old.
joe is hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and nick and keven are ugly exspechly nick if te see this izzzyroxmysox ha ha that jesse brock up with you
one:he is soooooooooo sexii
two:when he is wearing no camicia he is sexi
three:he has sexii arms
four:his smile is cute.
and five:the two people who r in this club like
this 19 anno old.
joe is hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and nick and keven are ugly exspechly nick if te see this izzzyroxmysox ha ha that jesse brock up with you
Once upon a time.
Selena
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Joe:Hey Selena do te want to go out some time?
Selena:Ewww Joe jonas.Ewwww no.
*Demi comes over and stabs him 37 times in chest.*
Demi:Joe te bitch.
Selena:Hey Demi I heard that there are some pepole throwing a joe jonas is dead party.
Demi:Cool lets go.
End
Taylor
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Joe:Hey Taylor sorry for dumping te with a phone call.You wonna go out some time?
Taylor:No.There is no way in hell.I will ever go out with te again.When I did I must of drunk o something.
Joe:Please?
Taylor:Selena!Demi!!
*Selena and Demi showed up with knifes in hand.*
Demi:Didn't I kill you?
Joe:You tryed.....
Selena:Let's get him!!!!
*Selena haned Taylor a coltello and they all started stabing him.Then they all had a big joe jonas is dead party.Yay!!!*
And they all lived hapily ever after.Except joe jonas,who died.
The End.
Selena
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Joe:Hey Selena do te want to go out some time?
Selena:Ewww Joe jonas.Ewwww no.
*Demi comes over and stabs him 37 times in chest.*
Demi:Joe te bitch.
Selena:Hey Demi I heard that there are some pepole throwing a joe jonas is dead party.
Demi:Cool lets go.
End
Taylor
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Joe:Hey Taylor sorry for dumping te with a phone call.You wonna go out some time?
Taylor:No.There is no way in hell.I will ever go out with te again.When I did I must of drunk o something.
Joe:Please?
Taylor:Selena!Demi!!
*Selena and Demi showed up with knifes in hand.*
Demi:Didn't I kill you?
Joe:You tryed.....
Selena:Let's get him!!!!
*Selena haned Taylor a coltello and they all started stabing him.Then they all had a big joe jonas is dead party.Yay!!!*
And they all lived hapily ever after.Except joe jonas,who died.
The End.