This is a fanfic created da me, with help from _Laugh_

It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are te 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for te in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting da car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did te want to mostra me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a pony in Scotland is trying to create a zombie apocalypse.
Con: May we see the video?
P: Certainly....

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and arcobaleno Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash te made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was dato this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven da two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays stella, star on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian stallion: *passes...