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Elsa: You’ve never had a real birthday before
Except, of course, the ones just spent outside my locked door
So I’m here way too late to help te celebrate
And be your birthday data if I may...Achoo!

Anna: Elsa, I’m thinking te might have a cold
Elsa: I don’t get colds. Besides...
A cold never bothered me anyway

Just follow the string!

I’ve got big plans, I’ve got surprises for today
Nothing but nothing’s gonna get in our way
I’ve worked for weeks, planned everything within my power
I even got Kristoff and Sven to take a shower

If someone wants to hold me back
I’d like to see them try
I’m...
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Kristoff: Reindeers are better than people.
Sven, don't te think that's true?

Kristoff (As Sven): Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you, and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you.


Kristoff: Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!


Na, na na na na.
Na, na na na na na na.
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!


But people smell better than Reindeers.
Sven, don't te think I'm right?

Kristoff (As Sven): That's once again true,
For all except you!

Kristoff: te got me, let's call it a night!
Good night!
Don't let the frost bite.


I don't need a crown o a castle,
One's a headache, one is a hassle,
I only need a sled and my reindeer.
te may think I'm ragged and rural,
But I know when Reindeer's a plural,
That I'm supposed to say Reindeer!


Na, na, na, na, na, na!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Reindeers!


Why didn't I get a real song?
Bulda: What’s the issue, dear? Why are te holding back from such a man?

Trolls:
Is it the clumpy way he walks o the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well-he always ends up sort of smelly
But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as sensitive and sweet!

So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, so he’s got a few flaws
Like his peculiar brain-dear, his thing with the reindeer
That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!

So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of...
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posted by PrincessFairy
Reindeer(s) are Better than People (Io preferisco le renne)

Kristoff: Sono migliori le renne,
Sven tu ne sai di più.

L’umano è cattivo, crudele, nocivo,
solo uno è buono,
e sei tu!!

Grazie amico!
Ma l’uomo profuma ogni tanto
Sven forse tu lo sai.

Dando voce a Sven: Mi chiedo perché,
non valga per te.

Non saprei!
È tardi lo sai.

Buonanotte!

Tu non deludermi mai.



Fixer Upper (Un problemino da sistemare)

Bulda: Qual è il problema tesoro?
Perchè respingi un uomo simile?
Saltella sempre come un troll…
Cliff: …non gli piace il rock’n'roll…
Troll femmina: …ha dei piedi grossi quasi quanto me.
Troll...
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 Kristoff and Sven
Kristoff and Sven
Reindeer(s) Are Better Than People (Cont.)


Lyrics:





Kristoff:

Reindeers are better than people

Sven, why is Amore so hard?


Kristoff as Sven:

te feel what te feel

And those feelings are real

C'mon, Kristoff

Let down your guard
















Performed da Kristoff and Sven (Jonathan Groff)

Musica and Lyrics da Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez
 Kristoff and Sven
Kristoff and Sven
Anna: Yes, the wind blows a little bit colder
And we're all getting older
And the clouds are moving on with every autumn breeze
Peter zucca just became fertilizer

Olaf: And my leaf’s a little sadder and wiser

Anna: That's why I rely on certain certainties
Yes, some things never change
Like the feel of your hand in mine
Some things stay the same

Anna and Olaf: Like how we get along just fine

Anna: Like an old stone bacheca that'll never fall
Some things are always true
Some things never change
Like how I’m holding on tight to you

Kristoff: The leaves are already falling
Sven, it feels like the future is...
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Kristoff:
Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don’t te think that’s true?

Kristoff as Sven:
Yeah, people will beat te and curse te and cheat you
Every one of them’s bad except you

Kristoff: Oh, thanks buddy

Kristoff:
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don’t te think that I’m right?

Kristoff as Sven:
That’s once again true, for all except you

Kristoff:
te got me, let’s call it a night
(Good night)
Don’t let the frost bite bite



Performed da Kristoff (Jonathan Groff)
Musica and lyrics da Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez
posted by PrincessFairy
Kristoff:
Again, you're gone
Off on a different path than mine
I'm left behind

Wondering if I should follow
You had to go
And, of course, it's always fine
I probably could catch up with te tomorrow

But is this what it feels like
To be growing apart?

When did I become the one
Who's always chasing your heart?

Now I turn around and find
I am Lost in the woods
North is south, right is left
When you're gone

I'm the one who sees te home
But now I'm Lost in the woods
And I don't know what path te are on
I'm Lost in the woods

Up 'til now
The successivo step was a domanda of how
I never thought it was a domanda of whether...
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posted by Mollymolata
Fandom: Frozen
Characters: Anna and Kristoff

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Anna and Kristoff were watching TV and a guy shows up in it.

„OMG, he's so hot!" exclaimed Anna.

„Who?" asked Kristoff.

„Jared Leto from Thirty secondi to mars!" squealed Anna.

„Never heard of it"

„What!?" exclaimed Anna. „He's one of the hottest guy alive Kristoff, how can te not know him?!" asked Anna.

„I...uh...rarely watch TV...so, that's why I don't know him o any silly boy bands."

„Silly boy bands?" asked Anna. „Silly boy bands? SILLY BOY BANDS?!" replied Anna loud.

„Okay, okay they're great" replied Kristoff afraid.

„By the way, they are just an alternate rock band, Hun
Kristoff:
It's not you, it's me
The timing and the setting aren't what I thought they'd be
There's probably someone better for te out there anyway
Maybe I just need some space
No, I should just come out and say

I wanna get this right, babe
I wanna thrill te in the way te deserve
I wanna blow your mind, darling
I'm just having trouble getting up the nerve
I wanna give te what te want
I wanna be the man te choose
I wanna sweep te off your feet
Without puking on your shoes
Maybe I'll do better in the candlelight
I gotta get this right

No, no, no, stay right where te are. I'll put out the fire, my love....
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