in which A is a slightly tipsy James,
B is the bright idea of going slittino and
C is some ridiculously adorable fluff.

You're sitting in the Gryffindor common room, something te do quite often on Saturday afternoons, and attempting very diligently to do your homework while simultaneously watching the Marauders, well, be Marauders – an activity which tends to be quite loud and, if Sirius is in the room, slightly graphic at times, and therefore very distracting from homework, even if detto homework is a most interesting Charms essay. You'll turn your head down, scribble down a few words, and...