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Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the domanda of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, te must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But te mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...
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posted by Mallory101
On the first giorno of Natale a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the secondo giorno of Natale a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third giorno of Natale a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth giorno of Natale a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth giorno of Natale a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...
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posted by Mallory101
1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind data with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond Canto in the doccia *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a albero and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH...
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posted by Book-Freak
-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is dato to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do te mean? Do te wish me a good morning, o mean that it is a good morning whether I want it o not; o that te feel good this morning; o that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. te cannot pass. The dark fuoco will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! te cannot pass.

-It is not despair,...
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posted by lotrlover247
In the lotr and hobbit Film they have this motto that I have picked up on. All elves are smart and all dwarves are dumb. In the libri the high elves are supposed to be smart and the wood elves are supposed to be dumb. In the hobbit book when bilbo and the dwarves get captured da the wood elves every thing is made of leaves and wood, but in the movie there is no clear difference between the high elves and the wood elves. And in the lotr book legolas is kinda dumb and gimli is smarter but in the movie the writers switched up their personallities. maybe its just me but it agrovates me so much!
I wish that this would be useful for you:

Galadriel
I amar prestar aen.
Ee AH-mar PRESS-tar ine.
The world is changed.
Han mathon ne nen.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh nehn.
I feel it in the waters.
Han mathon ne chae.
Hahn MAHTH-on neh high.
I feel it in the earth.
A han noston ned 'wilith.
Ah hahn NOHS-ton nehd 'wee-leeth.
I smell it in the air.


Elrond
Tangado haid! Leithio i philinn!
Tahn-GAH-doh hide! Lay-thee-oh ee fee-leen!
Hold positions! fuoco the arrows!


Arwen
Im Arwen. Telin le thaed. Lasto beth nîn, tolo dan na ngalad.
Eem Arwen. Tell-EEN lay thide. LAH-sto behth neen, TOH-loh dahn nahn GAH-lahd.
I am Arwen....
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posted by cupcakeimissyou
YES! another. :3

I am a fan of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do te think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do te guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to te guys responses and etc. so yeah!
superiore, in alto Ten Ways to Annoy a Wizard

10. Insist that someone with "intelligence" must be included in the company (and unfortunately te mean yourself . . .)
9. Complain about the rations of Cibo at Minas Tirith, the "small loaf" of bread, and the "inadequate pat of butter." Never mind the devastating siege going on – a hobbit deserves a decent breakfast!
8. Take part in encouraging a usually "un-hasty" group of Ents to rise up against their unpleasant neighbor.
7. Map? Who needs to memorize a map? Sure, there are tons of them here in Rivendell, but why waste my time on something boring like that?...
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Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do te like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are te going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish domande I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish...
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posted by Mallory101
"The fallen Vala Melkor shall break out of the Void and destroy the Gates of Night. He will destroy the Sun and the Moon. All the free peoples of Middle-earth shall fight against him. Many will be slain, and many battles lost. We the Valar and the Maiar shall help the people, but our role shall be minor. The fate of Middle-earth will rest upon the Light and the fuoco of the Final Dawn."

The secondo Prophecy of Námo

Dark storm clouds rolled across the crimson sky as thunder boomed in the distance. The smoke from Mount Doom added its color into the clouds while molten lava sprayed into the acrid...
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Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings fan film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb

This is only the secondo opportunity for fan in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.

To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, o ring 02920 311050.

Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume
posted by Mallory101
1. te have millons of foto and drawings in your room

2.always talk about the movies

3. have seen all 3 of the Film over 6 times each

4.are apart of the lotr spot

5.ride cavalli in your spare time

6. practice sword fighting with a fake o real sword

7. have a rivedell,gondor,rohan ect flag copy in your room

8. have lotr figures

9. own the libri o have read them

10. have a secert crush on a person from the movies

11. practice fighting evil dragons

12.Have pictures and drawings of people and places

13. try to learn elf

14. always study the map of middle earth

15.always have dreams of being in middle earth...
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falco, falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named pesce production of

Fellowship!, A Musical Parody of The Fellowship of the Ring

Directed da Joel McCrary
Book da Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary
Music da Allen Simpson Lyrics da Everybody

Previews begin June 4 for the 6-Week Engagement
OPENS Saturday, June 6 at 8PM

April 17, 2009, Burbank, CA ;
The falco, falcon Theatre presents A Dog Named pesce production of Fellowship!, a musical parody of "The Fellowship of the Ring". Written da Kelly Holden-Bashar and Joel McCrary with Musica da Allen Simpson, Joel McCrary directs nine of the world's best improvisers in this...
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Gollum performs his own special arrangement of "Let It Go" from the Disney film 'Frozen' - LYRICS below in description.

Performed by: Tyler Michael Jonsson
"The American Gollum"
link.

Contributions to the revised lyrics by: James Michael Spahn



LYRICS:

Nasty Elf pane takes flight down the mountain tonight
Now just crumbses to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And fat hobbit is the Queen

Our belly's growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep him thin, Precious knows te tried

Don't let him in, don't let him see
Fat Hobbit, so nasty and tricksy
Revealed, he steals, we didn't know
Well now we...
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posted by Christine0223
This is one of the songs in the lord of the rings, and my preferito song in the world. I just can't help from listening to it all the time. I hope te like it. :D


lay down
your sweetened weary head
night is falling
you've come to journeys end

sleep now
and dream of the ones who came before
they are calling
from across the distant shore

why do te weep
what are these tears upon your face
soon te will see
all of your fears will pass away
save me now
your only sleeping

what can te see
on the horizen
why do the wild gulls call
across the sea
our Bilbo rises
the ships have come to carry te home

dawn will turn to silver...
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posted by kelseyjayne25
Bilbo "he who treasures things"
Frodo "wise"
Gandalf "brave warrier"
Radagast "happy surprise"
Thorin "sharp"
Aragon "wandering man"
Arwen "bird of light"
Boromir "humble warrier"
Farramir "poor traveller"
Eowyn "welcome victory"
Galadriel "she who is lucky and beautiful"
Gimli "twice brave"
Legolas "young founder"
Smeagal "flat and birdish"
Saruman "gardener" (haha)
Sauron "talks to kings"

Aragon & Arwen:
Arnen, Wengon, Elrond, and Fremor ... all sons

Samwise and Rosie:
Frodo and Gantrav, sons
Sassie, daughter

Farramir & Eowyn:
Theodin (after her father)
Boromir (after his brother)
Wynf, son
Emira and Rohanna, daughters
posted by kelseyjayne25
I.The Hobbit
p20. map and key
p34-41 trolls
p52 Elrond looks at swords
p64 Gandolf re-appears to save them from goblins
p72-82 Bilbo and Gollum (riddles)
p100 Wargs (evil wolves), p.106 eagle rescue
p118 about. Beorn the skinchanger
p126 Gandolf and smoke-rings
p137 Gandolf leaves the party p297 Defeat of the Necromancer
p 155 "I shall call te Sting"
p170 captured da wood elves
p181 escape in barrels
p209 opening the door
p215 smaug awakes p.224 his weakspot p249 shot with an arrow
p263 Thorin is stubborn
p271 Bilbo bargains with the Arkenstone
p278-285 and 289 Battle of 5 Armies

II. Fellowship of the Rings...
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I have played most of the lotr game apart from battle for middle earth 1&2 and lotr fellowship of the ring. Anyway onto the games i have played lotr two towers which has bits of the first game in and it is a very well made story line and very difficult at some bits but all in all a very good game.

Lotr return of the king is a very linear game because te can only go one way and it toke forever to complete shelobs lair but when te complete the game it is very rewarding in the fact that te get extra levels.


This only two of the games i have played
posted by brilovesalbert
Lord of the Rings what a classic. There is everything that te need in a movie just to give it balance. te have the tragedies,comedies, the romance, and the adventure. te have this combined with super hot actors and beautiful attrici and te have a movie hit! Lord of the Rings is an amazing movie because it has everything te want in a movie. It is very hard to have a very good director and a very good actor at the same time! But with Peter Jackson's expertise and with Elijah Wood's amazing recitazione talent, what else should te get? The recitazione is very good and the animazione is very well done....
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posted by matchesrulezu
The titolo can be misleading, but I couldn't think of another title. lol. I'm not doing an in-depth Scrivere of the contrasts between the libri and movies. Not yet, at least.

I just wanted to know if I was the only one that thinks they did it a little backwards. Last I heard, they were looking to turn The Hobbit into a three-part movie series. A trilogy like The Lord of the Rings. But if you've read the books, te would know that The Hobbit should have been one movie, maybe two, and that each of the LotR libri should have been made into three movies.

The Hobbit is actually a short book and while...
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