Mac: Hey..can you give me a ride to my place? My car broke down !

House: Hey..look, a cab! Oh, no..!!..you missed it !..There's another one! Oh..you missed that one too!..well I gotta go. See ya !

Mac: You can't just come in my office and demand for my help. I understand a man in your team died. Sit down out there on the chair and I'll take care of you in 20 minutes !

House: Fine ! When one your guys gets sick, don't come to me ! Just imagine you came to me and I recommended tea and a good nap :)

Mac: Sid had a problem when investigating a body and couldn't find out the COD. Can you send someone to help me ?

House: Sure..I'll send someone! Uhm..you'll recognize him easy..he wears his pants backwards..

Mac *being chased by a killer, running, sees Greg in front of him on the street*: House!! House !! *running faster and faster* I'm out of bullets! I need your cane ! Try to give it to me when I pass you by !

House *keeps the cane so that Mac trips and falls down and then turns around*: You idiot! I told you to get him and bring him to my office not let him get away and run on the streets !! You're not getting any money for the job !

Mac *In line with 8 more people, all wanting to buy a hot dog*: Let me pass ! NYPD ! The..place above us is.. going to explode ! Leave ! Save yourself !

hahahaaa !!!

House *who was in the line*: Sir..have mercy for a crippled man who can't run..*sees that Mac isn't impressed* I'm a doctor and in case something happens I'm staying here to help people..

Mac finds a picture of House in the newspaper, with the following text next to it: 'I'm looking for guys who can play the guitar to form a group'

The next day House finds a picture in the paper, with the following text next: "Mac Taylor. I can play the guitar. Not interested!"

Mac *enters the interrogation room to ask the witness details about what happened in their last murder case*: Mister *reads the file* House! *looks at him* You know why you're here ?
House: I'm assuming..

House: ...I'm assuming i was brought here coz the hot greek babe *points to Stella* wanted to have fun with a well-adjusted vicodin-popping doctor.

Mac: House, don't you find it weird that our spot is in 'couples & shipping'?

House: Couples?..Well..I was already proposed by a man..now I expect anything from my.. "guy friends"..that's not a ring you're holding behind your back is it ?

Mac *is investigating the victim's appartment and hears some noises from under the bed. He bends down and sees House there, faced down* : Sir..? Are you okay ?

House: Shhh ! Be quiet ! And don't look at me ! Any minute now..that door will open and someone will come in. And I am not here! ..so don't talk to me ! *Mac gets up, a little boy comes in and Mac looks at him, then tells House to come out of there* You ruined a perfect Hide and seek round !

House *walks down the street and is hit with an egg. He turns around and sees Mac*: Are you crazy ??