This is just a sample scene from Breaking the Fourth bacheca part 3. I announced being in the middle of posting part 1 of this story, but I figured that I would at least give te something to laugh about for a while.
In the precedente scene, Twilight had to fight her way into castello to get to trono room, until Celestia finally confronts her.
Well, if it isn't Princess Twilight Sparkle, my former student and traitor. Why have te come here after practicing dark and dangerous magic? I ought to banish te somewhere! Celestia screamed.
Please!! Twilight begged. I didn't come here for a fight! I came here to apologize to you, but your damn guards wouldn't even let me in, so I made them. Are te happy now!?
Twilight, do te mean to tell me that what te did, was an accident about a anno ago, and te are just now coming here to apologize for it? Princess Celestia asked, a but confused.
Princess Luna warned me not to come and speak to te about it, so blame her not me! Twilight yelled.
Then why did the guards try to stop you? I didn't order them to, this place has always been open to te Twilight. I just thought that te were coming here to challenge me since I saw te attacking them. Celestia said.
No, I walked right up to them like I always have, but this time they tried to stop me. When I ordered them to let me pass, they detto that they were ordered no to recognize my authority. So, what the hell is going on around here? Twilight asked angrily. Oh and my friend Fluttershy is missing, and we can't find her anywhere. I figured I'd tell te why I came, before I forgot.
Strange my guards are carrying out orders that I didn't give and your friend is missing. Clearly there is something going on around here that I am unaware of. Hold on just a sec. Twilight. te there, guard step forward!
Yes your highness, he said.
Who gave the order to not allow Princess Twilight into the castle? She asked, as the guard began to sweat profusely.
It was Princess Luna, your highness. We were sworn to secrecy, but I cannot directly disobey you, personally. The guard said.
Good stallion, te are dismissed. Celestia said. Well Twilight. that risposte a lot of questions, now about you. What the hell has been going on in Ponyville this whole time? Besides murders, cannibalism, and explicit sex rings!? I swear this whole kingdom is going straight to hell and I have absolutely no control over it anymore! Princess Celestia detto in complete confusion.
Well fuck. I guess te have to know everything in order to help me. Twilight said.
So about two and a half hours of detailed explanations later. Twilight filled Princess Celestia in on everything that she knew about what was going on in Ponyville. After about a half a bottle of whiskey later, Princess Celestia finally calmed down enough to speak again.
Well Twilight it looks like I'm going to have to deal with this personally. Besides I have never heard of anything as fucked up as that ever happening before. Excuse me, she detto as she takes a few più swigs of whiskey before speaking again, but da this time her right eye is starting to twitch, due to the stress. I'm sorry for what te are about to see me do successivo Twilight, so just stay right there, I'll be right back.
Celestia finished off the bottle of whiskey and shattered it on the floor as she walked towards the stairs, before screaming at the superiore, in alto of her lungs. Luna get te culo down here now!!!!
A few secondi later Princess Luna came down the stairs and was now standing in front of Celestia. She looked up to face her sister, not knowing what to expect, as Celestia was now glaring at her with one eye twitching uncontrollably before she said.
What in the fuck is going on around here sister!? After what Twilight just told me, I wound up chugging down an entire bottle of whiskey, and te know that I don't even fucking drink! te better tell me everything te know, o so help me I will find a way to send your culo back to the fucking moon Permanently! Princess Celestia shouted.
Oh, what ever do te mean dear sister. I haven't done anything wrong, I swear. How could te believe such accusations about me? Princess Luna said, trying to sound innocent.
Will te just tell me the fucking truth, and stop trying to donnola your way out of it! Princess Celestia screamed, as her face was now bright red with anger and her eyes were completely bloodshot and the right one was twitching so badly that it was più shut then open.
Ok fine, I'll tell te everything I know. Luna finally confessed.
About another two and a half hours of detailed explanations later Princess Celestia in now holding a jug of the strongest moonshine that anypony could find in all of Equestria and is drinking it down like water, but it's still having no effect on calming her nerves.
te know what would be completely awesome? Princess Celestia, asked, before she started laughing uncontrollably from being a, little way, too drunk. I should just take the sun and crash it straight into our fucking planet and then I wouldn't have to worry about te stupid fucking ponies ever again for all eternity, and as te sister. I ought to cram the moon straight up te fucking ass!! So, before te say the obvious. Oh, trust me I'll make it fit!! She yelled as she walked around staggering and stumbling, before she finally passed out cold from over drinking. She just laid there on the floor for a few minutes, before she started vomiting profusely and pissing at the same time.
Luna and Twilight both stood there in complete disgust.
Princess Luna then teleports a video camera for out of nowhere and begins laughing while filming her sister's drunken state.
Then Twilight destroyed the camera with a spell and yelled at Luna. Don't te think te have caused enough grief already!? Without completely ruining te sister's reputation!
What do te think happens next? Twilight just found out that Princess Luna was behind everything that has been going on, and Princess Celestia isn't awake to stop a fight if one broke out.. Hint. Hint.
In the precedente scene, Twilight had to fight her way into castello to get to trono room, until Celestia finally confronts her.
Well, if it isn't Princess Twilight Sparkle, my former student and traitor. Why have te come here after practicing dark and dangerous magic? I ought to banish te somewhere! Celestia screamed.
Please!! Twilight begged. I didn't come here for a fight! I came here to apologize to you, but your damn guards wouldn't even let me in, so I made them. Are te happy now!?
Twilight, do te mean to tell me that what te did, was an accident about a anno ago, and te are just now coming here to apologize for it? Princess Celestia asked, a but confused.
Princess Luna warned me not to come and speak to te about it, so blame her not me! Twilight yelled.
Then why did the guards try to stop you? I didn't order them to, this place has always been open to te Twilight. I just thought that te were coming here to challenge me since I saw te attacking them. Celestia said.
No, I walked right up to them like I always have, but this time they tried to stop me. When I ordered them to let me pass, they detto that they were ordered no to recognize my authority. So, what the hell is going on around here? Twilight asked angrily. Oh and my friend Fluttershy is missing, and we can't find her anywhere. I figured I'd tell te why I came, before I forgot.
Strange my guards are carrying out orders that I didn't give and your friend is missing. Clearly there is something going on around here that I am unaware of. Hold on just a sec. Twilight. te there, guard step forward!
Yes your highness, he said.
Who gave the order to not allow Princess Twilight into the castle? She asked, as the guard began to sweat profusely.
It was Princess Luna, your highness. We were sworn to secrecy, but I cannot directly disobey you, personally. The guard said.
Good stallion, te are dismissed. Celestia said. Well Twilight. that risposte a lot of questions, now about you. What the hell has been going on in Ponyville this whole time? Besides murders, cannibalism, and explicit sex rings!? I swear this whole kingdom is going straight to hell and I have absolutely no control over it anymore! Princess Celestia detto in complete confusion.
Well fuck. I guess te have to know everything in order to help me. Twilight said.
So about two and a half hours of detailed explanations later. Twilight filled Princess Celestia in on everything that she knew about what was going on in Ponyville. After about a half a bottle of whiskey later, Princess Celestia finally calmed down enough to speak again.
Well Twilight it looks like I'm going to have to deal with this personally. Besides I have never heard of anything as fucked up as that ever happening before. Excuse me, she detto as she takes a few più swigs of whiskey before speaking again, but da this time her right eye is starting to twitch, due to the stress. I'm sorry for what te are about to see me do successivo Twilight, so just stay right there, I'll be right back.
Celestia finished off the bottle of whiskey and shattered it on the floor as she walked towards the stairs, before screaming at the superiore, in alto of her lungs. Luna get te culo down here now!!!!
A few secondi later Princess Luna came down the stairs and was now standing in front of Celestia. She looked up to face her sister, not knowing what to expect, as Celestia was now glaring at her with one eye twitching uncontrollably before she said.
What in the fuck is going on around here sister!? After what Twilight just told me, I wound up chugging down an entire bottle of whiskey, and te know that I don't even fucking drink! te better tell me everything te know, o so help me I will find a way to send your culo back to the fucking moon Permanently! Princess Celestia shouted.
Oh, what ever do te mean dear sister. I haven't done anything wrong, I swear. How could te believe such accusations about me? Princess Luna said, trying to sound innocent.
Will te just tell me the fucking truth, and stop trying to donnola your way out of it! Princess Celestia screamed, as her face was now bright red with anger and her eyes were completely bloodshot and the right one was twitching so badly that it was più shut then open.
Ok fine, I'll tell te everything I know. Luna finally confessed.
About another two and a half hours of detailed explanations later Princess Celestia in now holding a jug of the strongest moonshine that anypony could find in all of Equestria and is drinking it down like water, but it's still having no effect on calming her nerves.
te know what would be completely awesome? Princess Celestia, asked, before she started laughing uncontrollably from being a, little way, too drunk. I should just take the sun and crash it straight into our fucking planet and then I wouldn't have to worry about te stupid fucking ponies ever again for all eternity, and as te sister. I ought to cram the moon straight up te fucking ass!! So, before te say the obvious. Oh, trust me I'll make it fit!! She yelled as she walked around staggering and stumbling, before she finally passed out cold from over drinking. She just laid there on the floor for a few minutes, before she started vomiting profusely and pissing at the same time.
Luna and Twilight both stood there in complete disgust.
Princess Luna then teleports a video camera for out of nowhere and begins laughing while filming her sister's drunken state.
Then Twilight destroyed the camera with a spell and yelled at Luna. Don't te think te have caused enough grief already!? Without completely ruining te sister's reputation!
What do te think happens next? Twilight just found out that Princess Luna was behind everything that has been going on, and Princess Celestia isn't awake to stop a fight if one broke out.. Hint. Hint.