( Yeah. )

Natalie: So, I think I have a good idea for the song.
Drake: Huh? Already?
Natalie: Exactly why I don't need acting lessons!
Drake:*laughs*

Hollie: So what's so important about Mal that you needed to see me in private?

Shiftara: I think he's the real deal, and mike is just a personality!I remember him back at ju- I MEAN....!

Glee Teacher: I made some more pairings. Santana and Mercedes, Brittany and Artie, Sam and Quinn, *lists all the pairs*
Raven: *looks over and sees Drake* *walks up to the glee teacher* What's Drake doing here? He's one of the one's that makes fun of glee club. He SLUSHIED me yesterday. Doesn't he have to audition?
Glee Teacher: I know. I put him in here so he sees how awesome glee club is. If he can't help us at Nationals in New York, I'll kick him out.
Raven: Fine. *rolls eyes while walking back to Draven*

Hollie: You've been in juvie?

*later, they all rehearse in different empty rooms*
Natalie: So, can you sing? Cause I'm not doing a duet with someone who sounds like a a dying cow.
Drake: *sings and sounds bad*
Natalie: *Walks out of the room*
Raven: Hey, Natalie! What's wrong?
Natalie: It's Drake. He can't sing for shit.
Glee Teacher: *Walks by and hears Drake singing* Sorry, Drake. Not to be harsh, but you're out of Glee club. We already have enough members and I had to choose between you and Natalie, and I chose Natalie.
Drake: Whatever. Who needs some dopey Glee club, anyways?

Shiftara: * sighs * Yeah....

Drake: *Walks out*
Natalie: So um who's my partner?
Glee Teacher: Your in a group with Artie and Brittany.
Natalie: Okay. *Walks over to Artie and Brittany*
Brittany: Oh, hey, Natalie.
Artie: What you want, girl?
Natalie: I'm in your group. Drake got kicked out so yeah.
Brittany: Okay. But first. Do you like unicorns?
Natalie: Of course. Unicorns are badass.
Brittany: You're in. High-Five.
*they high-five*

Silver: ( sees Drake and walks up to him ) What's up? ( is holding this magazine )

Drake: Glee club's full of dopey losers, man. The teacher forced me into it. Then he kicked me out. Even the teacher's dopey.

Silver: Not cool, dude.

Drake: *rips down the glee club sign and stomps on it*

Hollie: Oh..... My........ God.

Shiftara: Probably because of this... ( shows picture) See? ( Points to the guy with the black suit )

Hollie: Who's that?

*the next day*
Raven: *sees Brittany and Santana* Hey.
Santana: Hey.
Brittany: Hi.

Shiftara: Me. It happened like, I can't remember... ( a shadow is seen from a bush nearby )

Hollie: (sees the shadow and screams) Did you see that?

( The shadow runs away )

Shiftara: Stay here... ( walks to where it was )

Hollie: (quivers and mumbles under her breath) Mal...

( Mike walks behind hollie and taps her on the shoulder. He does have the underlining like mal, but his hair is up straight )

Hollie: (screams then turns around) Mike? What are you doing here?

Mike: ( clears throught ) Sorry to scare you. I heard you scream. ( can you find the easter egg in this photo? )

(No...)

Hollie: Yeah..... I thought I saw something in the bushes..,

( Ezekial is in with the seals. See it? )

Mike: It was probably a raccoon or something... Well, i'm heading to the campfire- I mean... Hotel. yeah. ( walks away )

Shiftara: ( comes back ) Nothing was there. Exept this. ( shows photo )

Hollie: (sees photo and gasps) Mal!

Shiftara: And he's heading to the campfire TONIGHT!!!

Hollie: He's bound to try and vote everyone off!

Shiftara: Nope. I went about 4 years ago when I was 11. I'm 16. come on. but be quiet... ( shifts into a bird and flies up onto a tree and lowers some ladders ) come on....

Hollie: Went where four years ago?

Shiftara: Just climb the ladder.

Hollie: Fine. (Climbs the ladder)

Shiftara: ( shifts normal ) Look. ( points ) They get together every year.

Hollie: They?

Shiftara: Dipper, Mal, that one bear just shows up, and two other guys.

Hollie: Oh...

( I DID IT!! I MADE THE VIDEO!!! )

Shiftara: Yeah.

(You go girl!!! Invisible hi-five)

Hollie: Well, I better start heading back. And for the record, I can't wait for the teams to merge. (Blows Shiftara a kiss then jumps down the ladder and goes back to the spa hotel)

( The next day)

Chris: ( blows an airhorn in an airhorn and it wakes everyone else. )

Hollie: (screams) I wish Chris would stop doing that...

Mike: ( we are the only two there ) You said it, sister. ( gets up ) Where is everyone?


Chris: ( on speaker ) Campers, This week is a merge! Whoever you find first, is your new team! ANYTHING GOES!!! ( ends )

Mike: Let's get going. ( walks south )

Brittany: So we're looking for someone to go to Breadstixx with us tonight, you wanna come?
Natalie: Sure.
Santana: Great. So are you thinking of joining the Cheerios? *Smiles*
Natalie: I might.
Brittany: Cheerio's are looking for a new member, so yeah.
Natalie: When are tryouts?
Brittany: Today.
Santana: Follow us to Coach Sylvester's office.
*they walk there*

Mike: Come on, Hollie!

*They get there*
Sue (Coach): Sandbags, Unicorns, who is this?
Santana: This is Natalie. She would like to tryout.
Sue: Please tell me that big black mark on her is facepaint.
Natalie: Actually, it's Expo marker.
Sue: *gives her a towel* Wipe it off. It's ugly. It looks like a big legless spider is just sitting there shitting.
Natalie: *wipes it off*
Sue: Okay, thanks. Go to the gym.
*they all walk to the gym*
Sue: Begin.
Natalie: HIT IT!
*MUSIC STARTS*
Natalie: *Does flips, splits, back flips , front flips, cartwheels and handstands to the music*
Sue: You're on. But you're are the bottom of the pyramid, so that way, if that big thing magically grows back on you're face, it will pop is the pyramid falls. *throws her a uniform* Put it on. Practice is tonight. Follow me to my office. Sandbags, Unicorns, get to class.
*they walk to Sue's office*
Sue: WHY would you draw a big black mark on your face?
Natalie: It was supposed to be a heart.
Sue: Whatever. Get the hell out of my office
Natalie: *Walks out and goes to the bathroom* *puts uniform on*
(I HAD TO PUT IT INTO ONE BIG POST! OKAY???)

( 0.0 )

(Hehe)
*they announce the nominees from prom queen and king and all that other shit*
Bree: *walks up to Natalie* Oh, hi, Natalie. Can I talk to you for a second? I was so psyched that a fellow Cheerio was nominated for Prom Queen.
Natalie: Thanks, Bree.
Bree: And then I heard that you weren't going to campaign for it and instead you were throwing your support to that Asian girl from Glee club because you thought it was "her turn." Now, if that's true, you might wanna tie yourself down, because this is gonna be a rough ride. I just wanted to remind you that a Cheerio has not won prom queen for several years now, we've had prom queens from Glee club, including the Jewish girl and a gay dude. And if we're not careful, I swear to god, we're gonna have a black transsexual named Unique as prom queen, before we have a Cheerio as prom queen. Now I know you’re thinking to yourself, ‘But oh-em-gee, Bree, I love the Asian girl from Glee Club!’ Well punch yourself in the face so I don’t have to. I do not give a flying FART, and the Cheerios do not give a flying FART, about how much you love your sisters from Glee Club. You have 51 weeks out of the year to ‘love your sisters from Glee Club,’ and this week is not, I repeat NOT, one of them. THIS week is about winning prom queen for the Cheerios, and that’s not gonna happen if you’re off campaigning for Kim Chee Cohen Barf, or WHO-EVER; are you an idiot, Natalie? That’s not a rhetorical question, I literally want you to tell me if you’re mentally slow, so I can be sure you’re not nominated for future prom court.

Hollie: Yes! A merge!!!

Mike: HOLLIE! If we don't meet up, we're on different teams!

Hollie: Alright! Coming! (Runs to where mike is)