Hi all, i'm new member. Add fan me ^^ postato più di un anno fa

Spamalot, the theatre version of Monty pitone, python and the Holy Grail, will take over the stage of Joburg Theatre from 11 July 2014 - so, if you're in South Africa then, come along and laugh hysterically at King Arthur and his Knights, but beware of migrating swallows (they may just drop a coconut on your head!) postato più di un anno fa

Tiz but a scratch postato più di un anno fa

"get me a bucket!!" postato più di un anno fa

Monty pitone, python is taking over my life… I'm not sure if this is a good thing o not. postato più di un anno fa

I will unisciti this club for a pound postato più di un anno fa

GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! XD postato più di un anno fa

Any Terry Gilliam fan out there? postato più di un anno fa

Carol Cleveland is doing a Q&A at The Cinema Museum, Londra on Sat March 31st at 19:30. See www.cinemamuseum.org.uk for più information postato più di un anno fa

I loved 'Life of Brian'. xD postato più di un anno fa

This can only mean one thing - They Intend To Win Wimbledon!!! postato più di un anno fa

All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?

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pitone, python inspired tee design for contest! Check it out> link postato più di un anno fa

pitone, python inspired tee design for threadless contest! link postato più di un anno fa

"Always look on the bright side of life, Always look on the light side of life, do do do do do do!"

Life of brian postato più di un anno fa

"I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blond girl, and I'd like to change, please. I'd like to have this one instead, please." postato più di un anno fa

Please can someone make a fan club for Yellow beard and o erik the viking! postato più di un anno fa

"...our experts describe te as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful." postato più di un anno fa

"Oh, oh, no più buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano." postato più di un anno fa

*Are te Rear Admiral Dudley de Vere Compton Bart?* - "No. He died. He have cuore attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was run over in shooting accident. Nasty business." postato più di un anno fa

I got a red medal on this spot :-) postato più di un anno fa

"Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!" postato più di un anno fa

"A bloke was telling me, if you’re in the army and there’s a war te have to go and fight." postato più di un anno fa

"NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from successivo DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!" *BURMA* "Why did te say Burma?" *I panicked." postato più di un anno fa

"I just spent four hours burying the cat." *Four hours to bury a cat?* "It wouldn't keep still!" postato più di un anno fa

"I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie." postato più di un anno fa

"I'm Assistant Chief Constable Theres-a-man-behind-yer!" postato più di un anno fa

Fellow pitone, python lunatics might like to visit our slightly odd forum at
link

New members are especially welcome, it's totally free and great fun.
It's also very active - go take a look!
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"Oh dear, I'm bored.. I'd better go and have a bath." postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Tinny: (adj.) A word that (possibly) sounds like metal being hit.
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MY BRAIN HURTS! postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Train spotting: (n) Pretty much what it sounds like – trying to spot trains to record their numbers.
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Pythonism of the Day:
Camel-spotting (n)
the occupation of a very bored trainspotter who has decided that spotting for camels would be più fun. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Naughty bits: (n) Parts of the human anatomy, which ought not be referred to in public
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Pythonism of the Day:
#1... the Larch (n)
A albero te might be able to recognise from a long way away.
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Pythonism of the Day:
fiore arranging: (n)
The act of arranging fiori to make a beautiful center piece, usually done da a man named Gumby.
" First take a bunch of flowers. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums... then arrange them nicely in a vase."
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G'day Bruces! postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Cashectomy: (n) The total removal of all monies from the patient. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Spam-n
1.Trademark used for a canned meat consisting primarily of pork product.
2. giunca, spazzatura e-mail.
3. Something served with everything at the Green Midget Café.
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Pythonism of the Day:
Spanish Inquisition:n-
1. A movement founded in the early years of the sixteenth century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, where the Pope gave Cardinal Ximenez of Spain leave to sposta without hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture.

2.Three Cardinals whose chief weapon include surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and nice red uniforms

3.Something NOBODY expects

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Pythonism of the Day:
Llama-n
The lama, llama is a quadruped which lives in large rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. It is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are larger than frogs. Llamas are very dangerous. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Blacmange-n
(Blah-man-gee)
1)A white, fluffy Brittish dessert, flavored with vanilla.
2)An extraterrestrial resident of the planet, Skyron, that is shaped like the afformentioned dessert. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Pythonesque-adj. ('Monty-Python's-Flying-Circus'+esque)
Any word, phrase, o action found o referenced in the 1970's BBC program, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Lumberjack-n
1) A logger; usually a native of Canada.
2) A man who works all day, sleeps all night, goes to the lavatory, presses wild flowers, and wears suspenders and a bra. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
16-ton Weight-n
1) A very large, heavy rectangular weight.
2) An object droped from off screen in a way to end sketches that do not seem to be going anywhere during 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Pointed Stick-n
1)Part of a albero o branch that is sharpened to a point.
2)An object that is good for fending off a frutta bearing murderer, but not good for fending of a 16 ton weight of a released tiger. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the Day:
Comfy Chair-n
1) An poltrona with very soft cushions used da the Cardinal to torture the dear old lady in the Spanish Inquisition sketch.
2) Something to be feared, but not really. postato più di un anno fa

Spiny Norman-n
1) A giant hedgehog reportedly ranging from 12 feet to 800 yards long.
2) A fantasm from the mind of nortorious gangster, Dinsdale Pirana. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:
Wizzo Quality Assortment-n
A vomit-inducing giftbox filled with confections such as Crunchy Frog, Cockroach Cluster, Anthrax Ripple, ciliegia Fondue, and Ram's Bladder Cup. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:
Splunge-adj.
A great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-im-not-being-indecisive! postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:
Semprini-n
(sehm-pree-nee)
1) A brand of aftershave
2) A rude part of the body that should never be uttered again. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:
Burglar-n
(Buhr-gahl-er)
1)someone who burgles people.
2)someone who just wants to come in and ransack the flat.
3)A successful encyclopedia salesman. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:
Albatross-n
1) Any number of large web-footed seabirds.
2) A rinfresco sold at the cinema da a man dressed in an ice cream girl's uniform.
("It's a bloody seabird, it isn't any kind of bloody flavor!!") postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:
'Gumby' noun
(Gumm-bee)
Definition: a man usually found wearing glasses, rubber boots, a sweatervest, a hankerchief on the head, and who is very, very thick. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:

'Mr. Luxury-Yacht' noun
(Throat-Wabbler-Man-Grove)
Definition: A man in a desperate cerca for surgery for his enormous hooter. postato più di un anno fa

Pythonism of the day:

PYTHONISM-noun
(Pi-th-ohn-iz-um)
Definition: Any word o phrase found o used in any work written and/or performed da the Monty pitone, python cast. postato più di un anno fa

Dear Sirs,
I would like to object to the cancellation of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' back in the 70's. I realize this letter is very very late, but te will just have to deal with it!
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say I would have liked to see più of the Pythons, especially Mr. Cleese and Mr. Idle.

Signed,
Brigadere Xindale L.
(Mrs.)
PS: Please take care, sleep well and have a smashing giorno tomorow.
Kiss, Kiss.
P.P.S: limone Curry? postato più di un anno fa

i Amore monty python!
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Monty pitone, python HP Sauce Ltd Edition BCOllectable Bottle for sale:
link
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I saw Spamalot, Saturday, but the Swedish version, anyway I Amore it! :) postato più di un anno fa