Matt Bellamy



Last time we met (The Conspiracist) he was pondering the end of the world. Today, there’s troubles closer to home for him…

How the devil are you?

– I’m not in a great mind-frame… I’ve had a rough week. But we’ve been playing concerts in the UK this week that have been amazing.

What’s been the best thing about this century?

– Blimey. I have a fishbowl memory; I am not very good at retrospectives. So I am going to say our calesse, concerto in Sheffield recently. The crowd were just mental. We’d played some shows in North America and Northern Europa on the tour but it was a different...

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2. Acromusm: (noun) shortening of Muse song and album titles used da musers (i.e. OoS, TIRO, FAWY…)

3. Amusement: (noun) Way for musers to pass the time da creating...