HELP! I need a funny quote from a broadway musical about life that I need for a musical I'm in, please state the musical it's from.

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PandaKISS said:
Okay I'm currently hooked on "The Book of Mormon" so all the Citazioni will be from there.

"I've got maggots in my scrotum, Um, okay?"
"Jesus just called me a dick"
"I'm going to take te back to biblical times, 1823"
"I f#@ked a frog!"
"I'm Africa, just like Bono, I'm Africa!"
"My name is Joseph Smith and i'm going to f*#k this baby!"
"Joseph Smith magical aids frog"
"Thank te god, now we are f#@king"
"Hello te have a lovely mud hut, and if te just put down the gun.. okay I'll leave."
"Hello my name is butt f'king naked... did te know that the clitoris is a holy sacred text, its true!"
"You all know the bible, is made of testaments old and new. You've been told its just those two parts, o only one if your a Jew."
"There's a hip new third part, with a Donny Osmond flair"
"God detto go to your backyard and start digging da that albero that makes perfect sense!"
"Wow so the bible is actually a trilogy? and the book of Mormon is return of the Jedi? I'm interested!"
"Oh god why are te letting me die without mostrare ppl the plates, they won't have any proof they just have to believe just cause, ohhh I guess that kinda what te where going for."
"but mostly me!!!"
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infixty said:
The whole of Avenue Q
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