Tim: You're splitting us up? Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous. Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous* Pony: *Going faster*
Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted da the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. Tim: *Driving after the bad guys* Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game. Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering* Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house* Master Sword: ciao everypony. Great to see te again. Tom: Shut the f**k up. Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: Tom, what was that for? Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us. Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show! Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I never detto we weren't going to do...