After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few secondi for everyone to settle down. He continued with più material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days fa at a shopping mall, but she detto no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply detto I don't like that!
Crowd:...

Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my home for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. te want a good comedy show? unisciti me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.

A crowd can be heard...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until te all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do te know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...

SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF te DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but detto that it lacked the risposte that fan wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the fan of the mostra who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these fan didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...

I tried to put all the characters here. Let me know which one is your favorite.

Twilight Sparkle
Applejack
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Starlight Glimmer
Princess Celestia
Princess Luna
Princess Cadance
Spike
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Discord
Minuette
Lyra
Lemon Hearts
Twinkle Shine
Queen Chrysalis
Thorax
Tirek
Cozy Glow
King Sombra
Moondancer
Derpy Hooves
Sweetie Drops
Derpy Hooves
Doctor Whooves
Trixie
Daisy
Granny Smith
Golden Delicious
Big Mac
Pearbutter
Bright Mac
Applebloom
Scootaloo
Sweetie Belle
Twist
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Babs Seed
Pip
Cranky
Matilda
Grogar
Spitfire...

"It's ok Twilight" Princess Cadance detto as she was so weak she fell and her magic that protected the Crystal Empire had faded away.

"Twili" Shining Armor detto as he gave a frown. The Crystal Empire was no longer protected. And darkness and evil soon came around The Crystal Empire. King Sombra started to turn everything gray.

"This is not good" Shining Armor detto while upset. Twilight knew she had to find the real crystal cuore before King Sombra destroys everything. She will not let everyone down. Even Princess Celestia. She was demanded to protect The Crystal Empire no matter what it took.

"I'm...

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Chapter 16: The first step


The first ten minuti were one of the most awkward moments Nocturnal Mirage has ever experienced. Since he entered the sanctuary of the solar Princess, none of them detto a word to each other. Celestia lay on the sofa immovably, observing the stallion with penetrating eyes and mild inquiry. The delirious, weird flame has disappeared from her purple iris, only now Mirage could acknowledge how all-pervading the alicorn’s look truly is. He felt like he’s staring into a deep well with crystal clear water on the bottom. The Princess’ aura was much...

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Chapter 10: The windmills of her mind – Part 1


Nocturnal Mirage just stared at the plate. Even though it was the finest quality of Cibo Equestria had to offer, the royal blue stallion wasn’t hungry. Dark thoughts have been preying upon him. The alicorns have infiltrated his mind. Not just the one he has to guard, but there’s another… The Crystal Princess… Cadence…

Mirage smashes his hooves against the massive wooden table. There’s been two weeks since the failed changeling attack on Canterlot, but the interaction he had with the rosa alicorn left a vivid picture...

One night at a hotel.

Ponies: *Waiting in line for a taxi*
Black Mare: *Passing ponies* Excuse me please. I have somewhere important to be. *Gets in Taxi*
Ponies: Hey, haven't te heard of a line?
Black Mare: Go.
Taxi Driver: *Drives*
Black Mare: *Carrying money*
Taxi Driver: *Staring at money*
Black Mare: We aren't going to get anywhere, unless te keep your eyes on the road.
Taxi Driver: Yes ma'am. Where to?
Black Mare: 1000, sunset boulevard.
Taxi Driver: I'll get te there quickly. *Drives to 1000, sunset boulevard*
Black Mare: *Shows money for only one second* OOH!
Taxi Driver: *Laughing*
Black...

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Chapter 33: The return of a Princess – Part 2


Celestia idled in her sister's office, gazing through the broken window. In front of her lay the Castle's parade ground, filled with the bodies of the fallen. The heat of the battle was gone and now the Princess of the Sun had to face reality once again. All of her suppressed emotions bottled up and a large teardrop ran down on her cheek, following the path of the burnt scars.

“What have I done?” the white alicorn whispered to herself. “Is this what I'm destined for? To cause pain and suffering?”

The unsettling questions...

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Chapter 31: Fading light - Part 3


“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage detto after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Driven da a sudden, unexplainable urge, the cobalt stallion rushed outside the room, leaving Celestia behind. As soon as he opened the door he knew something was terribly wrong. Royal guards in heavy armors were running around the spacious hallway, their hooves clashing against the marble floor and the thick walls reverberating the sound of their steps. Higher ranking stallions were shouting commands randomly and most of the guards looked perplexed...

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Chapter 30: Fading light – Part 2

Celestia's mind was hovering on the border of consciousness, trying to find a way through the thick haze. The Princess of the Sun awakened slowly and the process itself meant struggle for her. She opened her eyes for a little, feeling dreaded because of the unfamiliar surroundings of the room. Although the fabric of the sheet and the cover; the furniture and the paintings on the bacheca resembled the style of royalty, it was definitely not the Ivory Tower. She failed to recollect any memory where she was o how she got here whatsoever. The blurriness...

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Chapter 28: Reunited


“No! I won't do it!” Celestia yelled anxiously. “I already told you. I shall not leave the Ivory Tower, no matter what happened between us!”

“I didn't ask te to leave. I only asked to meet your sister. She really misses you, I can see through her mask of coldness. She's facing a lot of problems right now and she really needs your guidance!” Nocturnal Mirage replied gently.

“I detto NO! Equestria is better of without me.” the sun goddess rejected sternly. “Besides, Luna and I have been growing apart even before I defeated that demon. Since...

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Chapter 27: Time


A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...

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Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth


Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...

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Chapter 25: That fateful day



Now listen carefully, because I will only tell it once! I already told my sister in the past and now to you, but never again to anypony else! I wouldn’t tell this story for the third time even to the Creator herself!

Of course, my soul and body wasn’t always scarred and burned like this, once I was a proud pony like you… my happiness was a beautiful kingdom, a dear sister and a faithful student…

Come with me into the past, and I will take te to that fateful giorno which changed everything…

It happened long ago… so long fa now. I was returning...

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Chapter 24: Trust


That’s it! te have to do this! Nocturnal Mirage thought to himself.

Three days have passed since the unfortunate stargazing and during that time, Celestia remained unreachable. The royal blue stallion spent countless hours at her door, trying to get in touch with her again, and despite his reassuring and convincing words, nothing seemed to work. Remorse overwhelmed his soul like an icy flood and fear started to build up in his mind as he kept thinking about the consequences of his failure. He tried his best to correct the mistake he made, but to no avail....

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Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who postato in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what te say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...

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Chapter 21: Breakthrough – Part 2.


While Celestia poured the strong black tè into the cups, Nocturnal Mirage thought he’s going to be straightforward and tell the Princess everything he had learned from Luna. Then he realized it would be a foolish idea to “bust the door open” like that. The stallion instinctively knew his odd relationship with the sun goddess has moved to a different level, but it was still very unstable, such as Celestia herself. The situation was new to both of them and Mirage had to sposta very carefully, in order to carry out the mission Luna entrusted...

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Chapter 20: Breakthrough – Part 1.


“You’re back!” the white alicorn exclaimed, her voice revealing disbelief.

There was a moment when Nocturnal Mirage thought Celestia’s going to hug him. The way and the speed of how the Princess re-assumed control over herself after the first shock also surprised and fascinated the stallion. There was an entire slideshow of different emotions on Celestia’s face, before she acquired the pose of the reserved, distant ruler. Even though she hasn’t acted as the First Mare of the Kingdom for over a decade, blood doesn’t turn to...