WARNING: IF te HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arcobaleno Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the albero tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every anno on the giorno of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are te talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until te all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do te know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not...

I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until te all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did te know, te are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my cuscino from what I...

Hello everyone. Its finally time to present the ten worst MLP characters that te voted for. Now remember, i their is a character that te didn't see here, remember that te were the ones who voted for these characters, and I'm just placing them in order of votes. now, lets start

10: Granny Smith - Now, I just need to ind out why this character was voted........ I guess its just because Hasbro was pushing the elderly stereotypes, but other then that, I really can't see much of a reason why she's here... However, speaking of stereotypes...

9: applejack - Now here is a character I can give criticism...

These are some of the Citazioni I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see te smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO Amore ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...

I'll make an articolo on the most beautiful characters later on...

Anyway this is just my opinion.


10) Parasprites

When I first saw the little creature, I thought it was so cute just like the characters thought they would be. They were tiny, fluffy balls and were just so adorable! Unfortunately these characters are horrible parasites. They produce too quickly and weirdly. Plus they eat everything. They are adorable, but deadly.



9) Tank

This tartaruga is just too adorable. He's such a sweetheart to arcobaleno Dash even when she was being really rude to him. All he needed was some love! I want to give...

Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's nube, nuvola home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had dato her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began Leggere into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. arcobaleno had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...

1. Whenever te see apples te immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" te say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever te get mad at someone te tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and Amore the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to Amore ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" te say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. te have MLP fan characters.
6. te tell people to call te da the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and te go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If te see ANYTHING that says "20%" te burst into laughter.
9. If te see the word rainbow, te immediately feel...

How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as te have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching te how to draw a pegasus. This was requested da Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step da step instructions. If te pegasus doesn’t come out the way te want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a articolo explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If te are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If te are o Ribelle - The Brave enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of te Hasbro! Original indeed.

The secondo is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one più ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful giorno and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the giorno of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and giorno celebration,because the sun and the moon in that giorno maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's cuore in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...

"B-But D-Doctor, why?" Derpy Hooves says, sparkling blue tears coming out of her eyes slowly. She stares at her partner, Doctor Whooves, who has now been overcome da the power of Discord. His once castagna, castagno cappotto and cacao mane, now a pale gray and fading brown.

"I told te already!" The Doctor says, his voice rising with unnecessary anger towards the ditzy pegasus. "I don't need you! Bloody hell, having te as an assistant was the stupidest choice I've ever made!"

Tears stream down Derpy's face, she licks her lips, the saltiness of her tears reaching her tongue.

"This can't be. Doctor... I..."...

This is my first articolo for this club and so I hope that te all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave commenti and become a fan if te really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If te are unhappy with what I choose te can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my articolo o to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...

I did a crossover of Saten Twist and his crew in GTA.. And than decided to do a sequel, where crazy man, Trevor, follows them back to Ponyville.. And how this is JUST as bad as te would think..

This also introduces Pita and Maggie.. My first openly GAY characters.. Who are actually badass..

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Saten Twist and Derpy are seen eating subway, and watching a old cowboy movie.

Suddenly Trevor Phillips burst down the door. Demanding his money.

"WHAT THE!?" Saten cried.

"WHERE'S MY MONEY!?" Trevor cried.

"WHAT MONEY!?" Saten cried.

"You owe...

The mostra that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as te think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a anno ago, am going to be the asshat that tells te why. I do this mostly because I was inspired da a really shitty articolo I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this mostra is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...

OK, I already made an articolo about this, but I felt that I needed to write it again because I feel I must really get this subject off my chest again so everyone can understand it.

Now before anyone says anything, this is not a rant about my hate for Twilight, because I don't really hate her (not yet, anyway). She is a terrific character. This is rant about what she detto to Sunset Shimmer in the crater after she defeated her at the end of the first Equestria Girls movie.

"You will never rule in Equestria. Any power te may have had in this world is gone! Tonight, you've shown everyone who you...