posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that giorno nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.
Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
arcobaleno Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do te always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do te always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.
The successivo giorno was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.
arcobaleno Dash: 5 oranges please.
arancia, arancio seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into alleyway* Leave the car running.
Manehattan pony45: Ok.
arcobaleno Dash: Thank you.
Manehattan ponies: *run toward Dash*
Big Mac: *spots ponies*
Manehattan ponies: *shoot arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *drops oranges* Kill those guys!
Big Mac: *pulls out gun*
Manehattan pony6: *shoots Big Mac*
Manehattan pony45: They're dead. Lets go!
arcobaleno Dash: *breathing heavily* Big mac.
Big Mac: Eeyup?
arcobaleno Dash: Get Rarity.
15 minuti later Big Mac got Rarity to heal arcobaleno Dash. When she got better she needed Rarity, Applejack, and Dan to do something.
Applejack: *eating cookie*
Rarity: Will te stop?
Applejack: Get your own.
Dan: Stop arguing, it's just a cookie.
Applejack: Just a cookie? It has Cioccolato chip.
arcobaleno Dash: Alright te three. Listen up. Nickel Lesscage needs to die. He killed Pinkie, and had some goons nearly killed me. We'll make them think we want to set a truce with them, and team up to kill the other mafias. But really we're putting an end to them.
Dan: How do we do it?
arcobaleno Dash: Dan will be the one that kills Nickel Lesscage. Rarity & applejack will get the gun hidden in the bathroom, at the stall furthest from the door.
Rarity & Applejack: Just one problem.
arcobaleno Dash: And what's that?
Rarity: We cannot go into the stallion's bathroom.
arcobaleno Dash: Then disguise yourselves as stallions. How hard can it be?!
Rarity: Not hard, it's just so creepy.
Applejack: Don't be a pussy.
Rarity: I am not being a pussy! I'm simply saying that it would feel wierd, not scary.
arcobaleno Dash: Well in that case, get the job done.
And they do, but that will be told later.