posted by Seanthehedgehog
The successivo morning, Dexter took Octavia to a bar. A sign was at the door, and it detto Stallions only.
Dexter: Ah to hell with that sign. We'll discuss our plan in there. *enters*
Octavia: *Follows Dexter*
Pianoforte Player: *stops playing*
Stallion: Hey! We don't allow bitches in here!
Dexter: Yeah well this pony ain't a bitch. She's a lady.
Stallion: I'm getting the sheriff!! *runs off*
Dexter: *sits down*
Octavia: *Sits down*
Waiter: May I recommend the poison of the day?
Waiter: Poison. Get that mare out of here.
Dexter: It's alright, she's with me.
Waiter: I don't give a damn who she's with. She ain't allowed here.
Dexter: Alright, te know what? This would've gone a lot simpler, if te didn't put that pathetic sign on your door *shoots waiter*
Octavia: Is that how te handle all your situations?
Dexter: No. I've got this problem, and I need your help.
Dexter: You're going to be my bounty hunter. For every pony te kill for me, you'll be rewarded money between $2,000, and $10,000. Sound fair?
Octavia: Yes. Who's the first victim for me to kill?
Sheriff: *arrives* Hello? I heard there was a mare in there, and I wanted to see if te were alright.
Shreriff: Alright. Now come out with your hooves up.
Dexter: Both of us?
Sheriff: Yeah, both of you.
Dexter: Alright. That sheriff is your first target. Kill him, and te get $3,000.
Octavia: I don't have a gun.
Dexter: Take mine.
Octavia: *Takes shotgun*
Sheriff: If y'all don't come out! I will open fire, and murder te both.
Octavia: *kills sheriff* I think he got it the other way around.
Stallions: *run away*
Dexter: That was good. Here's your money
Octavia: *recieves $3,000* What's next?
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