posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Pierce left, Pete was upset.
Pete: The best worker I ever had, just quit.
Snowflake: That's not good.
Coffee Creme: I'm going to miss him.
Pete: Yeah. Well, we have a train waiting for te to take Coffee Creme. te must go to Fort Worth Texas.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *goes to engine*
Snowflake: *Goes back to signalbox*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Coffee Creme: *Blows signal twice, then pulls lever* Ah! I've got wheel spin.
Pete: Stop your engine from slipping.
Coffee Creme: I don't know what to do! *pushes lever*
Pete: te stopped the engine. Are te sure te know what you're doing?
Coffee Creme: No.
Pete: *Sighs* We need Hawkeye back now.
Coffee Creme: Well, where is he?
At the bar
Hawkeye: *drinking whiskey* Here's to the engine I was driving earlier. She hauled ass, and heavy loads. No diesel would be better then that engine.
Waiter: ciao man, te seem depressed.
Hawkeye: Yeah. This steam engine I was driving got scrapped.
Waiter: Are te a worker for the Union Pacific?
Hawkeye: I was. I quit after the engine was scrapped.
Waiter: That's a shame.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives at bar*
Stallions: Ooh, it's a mare.
Coffee Creme: Bonjour.
Stallions: And she's french. Why don't we go to my house, and do it?
Coffee Creme: No thanks.
Hawkeye: Coffee Creme? Did te come here to get drunk with me?
Coffee Creme: No, the complete opposite of that. We need te back at the Union Pacific. I don't care if te say no, you're coming with me.
Coffee Creme: Wow, I didn't think you'd take it that easy. Let's get going then.
Hawkeye: But I'm drunk. How am I supposed to drive a train?
Coffee Creme: Leave it to me. *Slaps Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *becomes sober* Ok, that hurt, but at least it worked. Let's go. *runs out of bar*
The two ponies returned to the train station.
Hawkeye: I am sorry for quitting. I realize that te have to do your job, just like how I'm going to do mine *gets in engine*
Pete: Glad to have te back Hawkeye.
Coffee Creme: *gets in*
Hawkeye: Glad to be back sir. *blows whistle*
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Hawkeye: *drives train*
Pete: *Salutes Hawkeye*
On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails
Something surprises Jeff.