Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have te here.
arcobaleno Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arcobaleno Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) te can call me "anything te want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but te could call me "anything te want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did te hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however te found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, te see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run da te is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why te all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave te a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves da più than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) te see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team te can't have a nightmare If te never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out da that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do te ever wonder why? When te think your talent's special te don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when te learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When te learn to simplify Life is oh, so great unisciti in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded da equality da our cutie mark!
arcobaleno Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell te that..
arcobaleno Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. te can't ju-
Saten: What do te care? te never liked me anyway.. Neither have te Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.
arcobaleno Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arcobaleno Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) te can call me "anything te want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but te could call me "anything te want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did te hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however te found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, te see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run da te is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why te all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave te a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves da più than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) te see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team te can't have a nightmare If te never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out da that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do te ever wonder why? When te think your talent's special te don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when te learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When te learn to simplify Life is oh, so great unisciti in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded da equality da our cutie mark!
arcobaleno Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell te that..
arcobaleno Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. te can't ju-
Saten: What do te care? te never liked me anyway.. Neither have te Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.