The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Song: link
Corporal Agarn: *Sadly packing up his supplies*
Police Ponies: Let's go.*Taking Corporal Agarn away*
Corporal Agarn: *Follows the police*
Ponies: *Singing along to the song* Though he goes on a rage from time to time. He's a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Stop the song
Captain Parmenter: Why are they taking the corporal away?
Sargent O' Rourke: Who, Vanderbilt? They're not taking him away.
Captain Parmenter: I meant Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh. He got framed for stealing cows.
Captain Parmenter: Well I know Agarn wouldn't do that. We need to give him a hoof.
Sargent O' Rourke: No thanks, I don't wanna cut any of mine off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, at the court.
Judge: Mr. Randolph Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: My last name is just Agarn. Randolph is my first name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Judge: Silence! te have been accused of stealing cattle. Do te realize that's a serious crime?
Corporal Agarn: No, but I didn't do it.
Judge: We have evidence to prove te guilty.
Captain Parmenter: *Runs into the court with Sargent O' Rourke* Objection!
Judge: I didn't even say anything to object.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Corporal Agarn is innocent. We can prove it.
Judge: Okay. We're all listening.
Captain Parmenter: Agarn, do te know what noise a cow makes?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do te even know how to herd a cow?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: If he doens't know any of that stuff, he doesn't know how to steal them.
Judge: We have his hoofprints on one of the cows.
Captain Parmenter: He's innocent, and if te arrest him, te will be executed da the United States Army.
Judge: Well, there te have it. Corporal Agarn is innocent, case dismissed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Thanks so much te guys. *Cries* It makes me so happy to know te care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Save the tears for later.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the tromba, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning te Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Classroom.
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arcobaleno as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Song: link
Corporal Agarn: *Sadly packing up his supplies*
Police Ponies: Let's go.*Taking Corporal Agarn away*
Corporal Agarn: *Follows the police*
Ponies: *Singing along to the song* Though he goes on a rage from time to time. He's a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Stop the song
Captain Parmenter: Why are they taking the corporal away?
Sargent O' Rourke: Who, Vanderbilt? They're not taking him away.
Captain Parmenter: I meant Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh. He got framed for stealing cows.
Captain Parmenter: Well I know Agarn wouldn't do that. We need to give him a hoof.
Sargent O' Rourke: No thanks, I don't wanna cut any of mine off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, at the court.
Judge: Mr. Randolph Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: My last name is just Agarn. Randolph is my first name.
Audience: *Laughing*
Judge: Silence! te have been accused of stealing cattle. Do te realize that's a serious crime?
Corporal Agarn: No, but I didn't do it.
Judge: We have evidence to prove te guilty.
Captain Parmenter: *Runs into the court with Sargent O' Rourke* Objection!
Judge: I didn't even say anything to object.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Corporal Agarn is innocent. We can prove it.
Judge: Okay. We're all listening.
Captain Parmenter: Agarn, do te know what noise a cow makes?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do te even know how to herd a cow?
Corporal Agarn: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: If he doens't know any of that stuff, he doesn't know how to steal them.
Judge: We have his hoofprints on one of the cows.
Captain Parmenter: He's innocent, and if te arrest him, te will be executed da the United States Army.
Judge: Well, there te have it. Corporal Agarn is innocent, case dismissed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Thanks so much te guys. *Cries* It makes me so happy to know te care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Save the tears for later.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the tromba, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning te Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Classroom.
This is going to sound like something te may not like, but I was thinking: what would it be like if the ponies went into the world of Littlest Pet Shop, and vice versa? I think that would be a pretty cool thing, but if the ponies did go into the LPS world, people would wonder what kind of animal they would be. Would they still be tiny ponies o another animal, o would they turn into humans? (EG doesn't count as they are humanoids, not 100% human.)
Also, if the pets and their guardian, Blythe Baxter, did go into the pony world, would she turn into a pony and the pets stay as pets, o would the pets turn into ponies as well?
Whichever one of these happens, what would they do? How would they find a way home? What fun would they have, and who will befriend one another?
Anyways, those are only my thoughts. What do te think? (Yes, this is quite short because I didn't put much thought into this one.)
Also, if the pets and their guardian, Blythe Baxter, did go into the pony world, would she turn into a pony and the pets stay as pets, o would the pets turn into ponies as well?
Whichever one of these happens, what would they do? How would they find a way home? What fun would they have, and who will befriend one another?
Anyways, those are only my thoughts. What do te think? (Yes, this is quite short because I didn't put much thought into this one.)