Me, and Nikki ran very far from Mosul. We were heading to the Persian Gulf to get on a barca that would take us back to Equestria. It was dark out, so we decided to take a break.
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a fuoco so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. arcobaleno Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: te must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could te imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and più stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made Friends with a group of special soldiers trained da Princess Celestia.
ISIS pony 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a caramelle store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess da giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted più attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, da joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This pony is arcobaleno Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the pony Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on arcobaleno Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a fuoco so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. arcobaleno Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: te must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could te imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and più stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made Friends with a group of special soldiers trained da Princess Celestia.
ISIS pony 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a caramelle store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess da giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted più attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, da joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This pony is arcobaleno Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the pony Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on arcobaleno Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.
Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
colori galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, o harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
They are everywhere.
Igneous, sedimentary, and others anywhere.
Great, big, tall, and even small.
Square, triangular, and round overall.
Rocks.
Rocks.
They are grey.
Others are black, some white, and yellow as hay.
colori galore! Greatness from rocks and more!
And use them like a door.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Soft, like powdered sugar, o harder than solid oak.
Be wise with a rock and don't be a bloke.
Gems are rocks, and very pretty, too.
Many are colored red, yellow, green and blue.
Rocks.
Rocks.
Cut them into shapes.
Shapes such as triangles, like crépes.
Turn them into spheres, prisms and cubes.
It's good to make little rock cubes.
Rocks.
