Tom: Okay everypony, te know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!
---
Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our successivo episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes mela, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!
---
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. te have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.
Take 2
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with te idiots?! Your organization is run da a bunch of retards!
---
Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....
Take 2
Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*
Everyone laughed at this.
---
Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do te think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.
Everyone laughed at Derpy
---
Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one più time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my giorno went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-
Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's castello at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link
Set the speed to 2 once te get the song started
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*
---
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.
Take 2
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tè time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.
Take 3
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tè time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Pianoforte nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be più careful, o else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what te mean, and I'll get it done. How much will te pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into foto Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: Blooper time!!!!
---
Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our successivo episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes mela, apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple* This ain't right!
---
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: Hello. te have won free tickets to a luxury cruise around the atlantic ocean.
Tom: *Laughs* Cut.
Take 2
Tom: *Answers the phone* Hello?
IRS Pony: This is the IRS. We're taking $100,000 out of your bank account.
Tom: What for?
IRS Pony: For paying your taxes.
Tom: Wait a minute. You're stealing my money, because I payed my taxes? What is the matter with te idiots?! Your organization is run da a bunch of retards!
---
Derpy: *Shouts very loud*
Celestia: Cut....
Take 2
Derpy: *Shouts very loud* FUS RO DAH!!
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: *Gets blown away from Derpy's shout, and flies onto the moon*
Everyone laughed at this.
---
Twilight: I searched other dimensions, but only found some coal. It was useless for me, so I gave it to Derpy.
Harry: What do te think she'll do with it?
Twilight: Knowing her, she'll probably think the pieces of coal are muffins, and eat them.
Derpy: *Returns with the coal* I changed my mind. I don't want this.
Everyone laughed at Derpy
---
Derpy: *Enters the office*
Celestia: *Mumbling to herself* if i have to see this idiot one più time...
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: Go ahead, and ask me how my giorno went. I promise not to shout.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: How did-
Derpy then turned into Thomas The Tank Engine, and started going around Celestia's castello at a high rate of speed with this song playing: link
Set the speed to 2 once te get the song started
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Watching Derpy* Not again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Crashes into a wall, and falls onto a train track. She goes to ponyville at over 100 miles an hour*
---
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tae- *Laughs* This'll take a while to get right.
Take 2
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tè time al- *sneezes* Damn, I was doing so good.
Take 3
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tè time already?
Director: Cut, and print.
Mitchell: I actually got it right? *Acts like Napoleon Dynamite* Yes.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Marisa: *Sitting with Mercury at a table* Mercury, those ponies trying to deliver your Pianoforte nearly hit me with it twice. Convince them to be più careful, o else they'll be the ones having pianos falling toward them.
Mercury: I see what te mean, and I'll get it done. How much will te pay me?
Marisa: One grand, and ten blowjobs for free.
Mercury: *Gets too excited, and passes out*
Marisa: *Laughs* Too much.
Director: How about just the one grand?
Marisa: Not enough.
Director: Don't turn into foto Finish, please!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why te should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all te did was mostra up, sit down, and say "that's why te should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give te twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told te my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One più punch, punzone will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The successivo giorno Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. te have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. te know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The successivo giorno Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. te have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. te know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)