Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed da any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: te know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, o terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. te don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do te want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.

Six minuti later

Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate te two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*

The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.

klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought te detto no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.

They were actually forming a roadblock

Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Two minuti later, volpe ha rubato, stola a Voltic, and Kadillack ha rubato, stola a Buffalo

klk321: How did te do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of te guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him successivo time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? te want to kill te instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.

Up next, it's the bloopers.