Have te been practising a martial art for più than 3 years? Have te obtained your first Dan o higher? Are te proficient with a variety of Oriental weapons and can use a chopstick to kill someone? CAN te GET ACROSS A ROOM FULL OF FLOUR WITHOUT LEAVING FOOTPRINTS?
If te answered "yes" to all of these questions, te MAY BE A NINJA!
HOWEVER.
If te find yourself glowing with pride because te caught something that te dropped, te are not a ninja. Ninjas do not drop things da accident.
when te enter a room te auto-check the floor for pressure pads.or when te look at,say,the eifle tower and think,"i could climb that in winter without any tools.
