"One albero Hill: Don't Dream It's Over (#5.6)" (2008)
[first lines]
Brooke Davis: Alright guys, bring it in.
Haley James Scott: [holding a shot] I guess one shot won't kill us, huh!
[disgustingly, after everyone drinks their shots]
Haley James Scott: Maybe it will. Brooke, what was that?
Brooke Davis: I wanted something that would remind everyone of me... so... they mixed their most popolare liqueur with their sweetest...
[contented]
Brooke Davis: The bartender did name it a 'Brooke Davis'.
Brooke Davis: [to Owen] te know, not many people can handle a 'Brooke Davis'.
Owen: Well, it's definitely one of a kind.
Owen: [to Millicent, commenting her look] You're the prettiest girl in the room.
Brooke Davis: [to Millicent] Did te hear that, Milli? You're the secondo prettiest girl in the room!
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton, referring to Owen] I bet te we have sex right on this bar!
Haley James Scott: [approaching Nathan] Hey! I'm sorry I haven't been around. Mia's performing tonight and she's really nervous. How have te been?
Nathan Scott: I realized how boring bars can be without alcohol.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, tell me about it!
Brooke Davis: [approaching Nathan and Haley] Tric needs to establish a 'No Mom' rule.
Haley James Scott: I'm a mom!
Brooke Davis: te don't count. te got married and pregnant before te graduated high-school. You'll be safely locked in a home da the time te got 35.
Haley James Scott: Good talking to te Brooke!
[to Nathan]
Haley James Scott: I gotta get backstage, I'll see te in a bit. Bye.
Nathan Scott: Bye.
[Brooke walking away]
Nathan Scott: Well, it's good talking to both of you...
Owen: Something on your mind?
Brooke Davis: No, but my mom is on my last nerve, have te got anything for that?
Owen: Yeah. Alcohol.
Owen: [to Brooke, after seeing her mother] I feel like I'm looking into the future here.
[pauses]
Owen: It's a rough ride ahead, da the way.
Brooke Davis: OK! We're not talking anymore.
Victoria Davis: [pointing her glass] Owen!
Owen: [to Brooke] Well, looks like te future self's calling. What you'd like to drink in 20 years?
Brooke Davis: Poison.
Peyton Sawyer: [approaching Brooke at the bar] I need a new office.
Brooke Davis: Yeah, the one te have right now is far too big and free.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, I will settle for a small and expensive just as long as it's not Lindsay adjacent.
Brooke Davis: Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
[Peyton looking inquiringly]
Brooke Davis: [shouting, pointing at her mother on the dance floor] Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
Peyton Sawyer: Okay, if te tell me that Lindsay's a bitch.
Brooke Davis: Oh, my mom's a bitch, Lindsay's a bitch, is there a woman here tonight te haven't called a bitch?
Peyton Sawyer: [smiling] Why, I can think of one.
Brooke Davis: Lindsay is just threatened da you.
Peyton Sawyer: Why? It's not like I'm even after Lucas!
Brooke Davis: So te keep saying...
Peyton Sawyer: What, te don't believe me? Okay, fine, whatever, but for the record, te look exactly like her when te dance! Bitch!
[walks away]
Brooke Davis: [pauses, looks at her mother dance]
[to herself]
Brooke Davis: I do not.
Lucas Scott: [approaching Brooke] Brooke, hey, can te do me a favor?
Brooke Davis: Well if it involves drinking and flirting with a hot bartender then yes, I can.
Lucas Scott: Now, te like Peyton and Lindsay, right?
Brooke Davis: What kind of favor is this?
Brooke Davis: Hey, what happened with te and Milly?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Uh, I just don't think it's good timing right now. I've been really busy with work lately.
Brooke Davis: Are te feeling OK? I hand deliver a hot girl to te and you're worried about work? My mother would wanna adopt you.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Listen, I'm having enough problems with older ladies running my life.
Brooke Davis: What are te talking about?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: I've kinda been seeing my boss.
Brooke Davis: Define 'seeing'.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Sleeping with?
Brooke Davis: Define 'sleeping with'.
Peyton Sawyer: [entering Brooke's store] Your mom's a bitch!
Brooke Davis: What happened?
Peyton Sawyer: She went to the recording studio and freaked out Mia who is MIA, imagine that, and now I don't have an artist.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry Peyton, I'll talk to her.
Brooke Davis: It's either that o my fists talk to her face and that's gonna be a longer conversation.
Brooke Davis: First of all, I'm not destroying anything and second, zero is not a size!
Victoria Davis: Penelope Davis!
Millicent: I'll be in the back.
Victoria Davis: Did te schedule a conference call with Macy's?
Brooke Davis: Yeah. 'Cause I was thinking...
Victoria Davis: Well, don't! In case te have to hear it, te have zero business sense!
Brooke Davis: Mom...
Victoria Davis: Let me finish. For the last three years I've been calling the shots and look how this company has grown. You're a talented designer, Brooke but te don't spin the straw to gold. I do. Truth be told, you're not smart enough to do it.
Peyton Sawyer: [running outside after Victoria] Hey, Ice Queen! Stop being such a cagna to your daughter.
Victoria Davis: And did my daughter pay te to say that?
Peyton Sawyer: No, I came up with that one for free.
Victoria Davis: Well, I advise te keep your little underachieving mouth shut. Because my relationship with my daughter is none of your business.
Peyton Sawyer: No, it is, when te tear her down and call her stupid. See, the truth is, you're actually worried she's smart. And that's a threat te to because when she figures out how to do the business side of this company - Goodbye, Victoria.
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"One albero Hill: Every Night Is Another Story (#1.6)" (2003)
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: Yea, I don't like that name. Lets call you... Brooke!
Brooke: [later]
[the car runs out of gas]
Brooke: [beeping to signal that there isn't gas] I hear birds.
Peyton: Unbelievable! Brooke, did te not think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Haley, who she calls Brooke] Answer the domanda Brooke!
Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just Friends with both of them? Right...
[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke: Oh My God! Did te just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "let's hook up after the game" nod. te wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, but I think tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I don't know who the hell te like any più this is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
Peyton: What are te still doing here?
Haley James: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't te think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke: ciao what's your name?
Haley James: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call te Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton: Thanks... so where are te going now?
Haley James: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke te can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley James: Yeah she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo o else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
Brooke: [looks at Haley] What is she doing here?
Peyton: [laughs] te invited her!
[the low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't te think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke looks at Haley]
Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James: [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the tronco anyway]
Haley James: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke: Don't te mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Peyton: What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James: te did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on, te guys, I'm scared!
Brooke: [Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at da a med student] This really hurts. Do te think te could, te know, give me something for the pain?
College Guy: I shouldn't but... here te go.
[he gives her one pill]
Brooke: Just one?
College Guy: Okay.
[he hands her another]
College Guy: Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time...
[Brooke has swallowed both at once]
Brooke: Whoops! All gone!
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: I don't like that name. How 'bout we call te Brooke?
[later] [the car runs out of gas]
Peyton: Brooke, didn't it ever occur to you, to put più gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Hailey, who she calls Brooke] What are te gonna say, Brooke?
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"One albero Hill: All Tomorrow's Parties (#3.14)" (2006)
Brooke Penelope Davis: [to Haley] We on schedule, navigation girl?
Haley James Scott: Brooke, what the heck? What about the fashion show?
Brooke Penelope Davis: I have the rest of my life for that stuff. Not so much to be seventeen with my friends.
Peyton Sawyer: te are so happy your not me right now.
Brooke: te sound level ten hungover.
Peyton Sawyer: Yeah, well, te should see me.
Brooke: Yeah, te look like culo too.
Brooke Penelope Davis: I cannot believe that director lady. I hate her. She was wearing white and it is way after Veteran's Day.
Haley James Scott: Labor Day.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Whatever, almanac girl.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: te know, the schedule has changed.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Okay. Good change o bad change?
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Your clothes don't mostra until tomorrow.
Brooke Penelope Davis: That's a bad change.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Yeah. Looks like te have a cheer-cision to make.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Ellie would have Amore this.
Brooke Penelope Davis: And Rachel will hate this. Win Win.
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"One albero Hill: The mostra Must Go On (#3.22)" (2006)
Brooke: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not Amore which alters when it alteration finds.' When life gets hard, when things change, true Amore remains the same. I look at Nathan and Haley and some how I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that, but they give me hope. And, I'm afraid say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that will be a shame. Because, we all can use a little hope sometimes, te know. That feeling that everything's going to be okay and that there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley, and here's to hope, and here's to a Amore that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: I had a horrible dream last night where my best friend told me that she had feelings for my boyfriend. But that wasn't a dream, was it?
Peyton Saywer: Brooke!
Brooke Davis: Why now, Peyton? Why would te tell me that te have feelings for Lucas now, when I have so much stuff going on in my life? Stuff that te don't even know about!
Peyton Saywer: Well, so do I. Okay, trust me. But, I didn't wish for this alright, I wished for Jake.
Brooke Davis: Oh, right. te wished for Jake. After te wished for Pete, and then Lucas! I cannot believe this is happening again.
Peyton Saywer: It's not okay, okay? It's not! The last time...
Brooke Davis: The last time! Do te hear yourself right now? The last time te tried to steal my boyfriend! He's on the door Peyton! He's on the damn door under me!
Peyton Saywer: I don't wanna steal him, okay?
Brooke Davis: But te like him.
Peyton Saywer: Brooke, I'm not gonna do anything about it. I'll just bury it. Okay?
Brooke Davis: te can't, okay! It's out, it's like the time capsule! And, te could have buried it and not detto anything to me about it. So, what is that about?
Peyton Saywer: I don't - I just wanted to be honest with you, all right! I didn't wanna make the same mistake as I did last time. And, te even detto last night at TRIC that te really didn't miss him.
Brooke Davis: Don't te dare! Don't te dare twist my words around to make yourself feel like te are not a back-stabbing two faced bitch, Peyton, because te are and te know it.
Lucas Scott: Look, Brooke, I need te to listen to me. Okay? I understand that te didn't know about the baciare and I'm sorry for springing it on you, but I meant what I said. It didn't mean anything.
Brooke Davis: A baciare always means something.
Lucas Scott: Okay, maybe you're right. But it wasn't a romantic moment and te would know that if-.
Brooke Davis: If what? I was there? As te so sweetly pointed out to me at the party, the party that I threw for you, I wasn't there, was I?
Lucas Scott: Is it impossible for te to forgive me? I forgave you.
Brooke Davis: For what?
Lucas Scott: Sleeping with Chris Keller
Brooke Davis: And te know what, Lucas, I loved te for that. te had such grace in that moment that I fell in Amore with te all over again. I just can't believe te would use it now as a bargaining chip!
Lucas Scott: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I, just, need te to trust me and believe me when I tell te my cuore is with you. A part of me feels like ever since we got back together, you've just been waiting, waiting to push me away.
Brooke Davis: Oh, great. te baciare Peyton, again, and I'm pushing te away. God! Why did I have to make everybody identicle purses as wedding gifts?
Lucas Scott: I Amore you, Brooke. I don't know how else to say it.
Brooke Davis: How about how te mostra it? I am not pushing te away, Lucas, I am holding on for dear life. But I need te to need me back, okay? Why didn't te tell me about the kiss? And why didn't te call me while te were away? And why won't te ever just let me all the way in? We have to go give our speeches now about love.
Lucas Scott: Please don't be mad, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: I'm not mad, Luke. I'm not mad.
Brooke Davis: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would bother a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not love, which alters when it alteration finds. When life gets hard, when things change, true Amore remains the same.' I look at Haley and Nathan and somehow I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that but they give me hope. And I'm afraid to say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that would be a shame. Because we all could use a little hope, te know? That feeling that everything is gonna be okay. And there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley. And here's to hope and a Amore that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: Guess we never finished that conversation.
Lucas Scott: Everyday. I was just angry and upset about Keith and I needed to be alone, but that doesn't mean I didn't miss you, Brooke. Because I did.
Brooke Davis: I needed to hear your voice. There's just so much stuff going on with me and I-.
Lucas Scott: What kind of stuff?
Brooke Davis: It doesn't matter anymore.
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"One albero Hill: Prom Night at Hater High (#4.15)" (2007)
Brooke: If that's not the skank calling the whore a slut.
Brooke: I have a lot of skeletons in my closet and apparently half of them are naked.
Rachel Gatina: Well, it could've been worse, te could have got your culo kicked da a pregnant girl half your size.
Brooke: The day's still young.
Lucas Scott: How are te holding up?
Brooke: I never meant for it to happen Luke, I was just really drunk and Peyton broke up with Nathan and did I mention I was really, really drunk?
Brooke: Why do te even care anymore?
Peyton: Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worse years of my life. And I needed my best friend più than ever. And te cut me out cause I was honest with you, and te were never honest with me.
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"One albero Hill: Unopened Letter to the World (#2.15)" (2005)
Brooke: [on video for the time capsule] Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden.
Anna: [looking at Mouth] Who's Marvin McFadden?
Brooke: [on video] Of course, te all probably call him Senator McFadden o something. But we just call him Mouth.
Brooke: Thank te for coming, Nate.
Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Erica Marsh: This is your room?
Brooke: Yeah.
Erica Marsh: It's nice.
Brooke: Well, it was until my parents sold all my stuff including one of the O's in my name, so now I'm officially "Broke Davis"!
Brooke: So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's alll te really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, sexual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. Somebody tell me you've got Amore figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your cuore ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, o aliens, o something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well... te missed it... and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about.
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"One albero Hill: Can't Stop This Thing We've Started (#4.4)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Nathan bought a motorcycle.
Brooke Davis: Well, Rachel...
[whispering]
Brooke Davis: thinks I should have an abortion.
Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.
Brooke Davis: Okay, Shelley, I understand that in your world everything is black and white but real life is just a little più complicated.
Shelley Simon: Complicated as in you-don't-want-to-get-too-fat-to-fit-into-your-prom-dress?
Brooke Davis: Shelley, I hate to break it to te but you're either a virgin o you're not, and a pledge does not a broken hymen mend. Sorry.
Lucas Scott: [discussing Brooke's alleged pregnancy] Brook, this is my decision too.
Brooke Davis: Really? As though you're the only guy I've ever slept with.
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"One albero Hill: The Leavers Dance (#2.23)" (2005)
Brooke: [walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight] First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season.
Peyton: And why is cagna being a Brooke?
Brooke: Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!
Brooke: Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb.
Brooke: Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If te stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if te haven't already!
[she sticks her hand into the shower]
Brooke: Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the successivo time te have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!
Brooke: LUCAS! Do not make me unisciti you!
Lucas Scott: Uh, a little privacy here.
Brooke: No, you've been in the doccia forever! da the time I even get in the water it's gonna be...
[Checks water]
Brooke: cold! Are te taking a cold shower?
Lucas Scott: No, the hot water...
Brooke: Gross! te are! te know what? When te have you're successivo wet dream, tell Peyton I detto 'Hi'. Eww!
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"One albero Hill: Resolve (#4.12)" (2007)
Rachel Gatina: te screwed me over for a guy who won't screw you.
Brooke Davis: Oh, please, like I couldn't get Chase after a little...
[smiles]
Brooke Davis: chase.
Rachel Gatina: I think you're forgetting something. See, Chase is into smart-born-again-virgin Brooke, not stupid-slutty-I-cheated-on-the-Calculus-test Brooke.
Chase Adams: I had one serious girlfriend but... didn't end well.
Brooke Davis: Did te break up because she wanted to have sex?
Chase Adams: Yeah... with my best friend.
Brooke Davis: [sliding to the back seat] Well, this is one of the notorious make out spots in town.
Chase Adams: It also has one of the nicest visualizzazioni in town.
Brooke Davis: There's a view?
[looks ahead]
Brooke Davis: Who knew!
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"One albero Hill: All These Things That I've Done (#4.7)" (2006)
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies.
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies!
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: So, what do te want me to do next?
Brooke: Umm, I need te to take these body jewels and paste them on Thia around her neck, her ties and her cleavage.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: [Mouth looks over at Tia and pauses]
Brooke: Mouth! Breathe... and paste.
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"One albero Hill: How Can te Be Sure? (#1.19)" (2004)
Lucas: My dad didn't want me, okay? Not just that he didn't want to claim me. He didn't want me to be born. Now I always thought that when I started a family, I'd be older and settled and I'd be...
Brooke: In love?
Lucas: Yeah. But so did my mom.
Brooke: Lucas...
Lucas: No, look - this whole thing scares the hell outta me, okay? But whatever te decide to do, I'll be there. And if you're not ready, then you're not ready, but if te wanna have this baby - then so do I, and whatever it takes for me to be a good father, I'll be there. Always. I promise you. I won't let te down.
Brooke: I lied.
Lucas: What?
Brooke: I'm not pregnant.
Lucas: Wha - But I saw the test.
Brooke: I know. And when the doctor called, he detto I wasn't pregnant. He detto that can happen.
Lucas: Okay, no-no-no-no no. I-I-I was standing right there when he called.
Brooke: And te had just called me a slut.
Lucas: So te lied to me to punish me? How could te do that?
Brooke: How could te cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
Brooke: How could te cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas Scott: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
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"One albero Hill: The Tide That Left and Never Came Back (#2.22)" (2005)
Brooke: I can't breathe!
Haley James: What?
Brooke: There's no room with Chris's ego!
Brooke: George Bernard Shaw once wrote: "There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." Clearly, Shaw had his cuore broken once o twice.
Nathan Scott: As far as I'm concerned, Shaw was a punk. Cause te know what? Tragedies happen. What are te gonna do, give up? Quit? No. I realize now that when your cuore breaks, te got to fight like hell to make sure your still alive. Because te are. And that pain te feel? That's life. The confusion and fear? That's there to remind you, that somewhere out there is something better, and that something is worth fighting for.
Haley James: This year, I got everything I wanted and everything I wished for. But in a way, I Lost even more.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Shaw was right. As we strain to grasp the things we desire, the things we think will make our lives better: money, popularity, fame... we ignore what truly matters, the simple things, like friendship, family, love. The things we probably already had.
Mouth McFadden: So Mr. Shaw thinks that getting your heart's desire is a tragedy? I say he's wrong. I mean, clearly Shaw never kissed Erica Marsh.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Yes, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire? That's all te can hope for. This anno I wished for love... to immerse myself in someone else and to wake a cuore long afraid to feel. My wish was granted. And if having that is tragic, then give me tragedy. Because I wouldn't give it back for the world.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And Hansel detto to Gretal: Let us drop these pane crumbs, so that together we find our way home, because losing our way would be the most cruel of things." This anno I Lost my way.
Nathan Scott: And losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But losing your reason for the journey... is a fate più cruel.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: The journey lasted eight months. Sometimes I traveled alone. Sometimes there were others who took the wheel, and took my heart. But when the destination was reached, it wasn't me who'd arrived. It wasn't me at all.
Brooke: And once te lose yourself, te have two choices. Find the person te used to be, o lose that person completely.
Mouth McFadden: Because sometimes, te have to step outside of the person you've been, and remember the person te were meant to be. The person te wanted to be. The person te are.
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"One albero Hill: Are te True? (#1.3)" (2003)
Brooke: How many moments in life can te point to and say: 'That's when it all changed.'
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Oh, I think te got the wrong car
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But te probably knew that. Can I tell te that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? te know it did.
Peyton: I heard te were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
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"One albero Hill: Good News for People Who Amore Bad News (#4.3)" (2006)
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Trade te my succo, succo di frutta box for your bag of chips. And I'll throw in a cookie.
Brooke Davis: Peyton must really need chips.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay, how can I make this any clearer? There is nothing going on between me and Peyton.
Brooke Davis: And there's nothing going on between us, so why are te still here?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: te told me to fight for you, and I did. te never fought for me.
Brooke Davis: And I'm not going to.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay... I guess I was wrong... I'm not the guy for te Brooke Davis.
Brooke Davis: Yes it would, everything is Peyton's fault. Shes like a cursed rabbit's foot. Shes bad luck
[Haley laughs]
Brooke Davis: I am serious, traitor girl. Do not take her side against me.
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"One albero Hill: All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone (#4.21)" (2007)
Greeter: Name
Brooke Davis: Brooke Davis
Greeter: I have instructions to not let te in...
Brooke Davis: What! Who's dumb party is this?
Rachel Gatina: It's mine bitch, and your fat culo isn't invited!
Peyton Sawyer: What have te been up to?
Brooke Davis: [being funny] Flirtin' with Lucas.
Peyton Sawyer: [playing along] Oh yeah how'd that turn out?
Brooke Davis: Mm, so so. Amore triangles are sooo High School.
Peyton Sawyer: Seriously.
Brooke: [reads from Lucas's book] She was fiercely independant. Brooke Davis. Brilliant, and beautiful, and brave. In 2 years she had grown più than anyone I had ever known. Brooke Davis is going to change the world someday. And I'm not sure she even knows it.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Your gonna do great, Brooke. The world doesn't stand a chance.
Brooke: Thank you...
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"One albero Hill: Just Watch the Fireworks (#3.15)" (2006)
Brooke: Ahem.
Peyton: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke: Don't 'hey, Brooke' me. What is up with te and Hottie McHottie?
Peyton: Who? McWhat?
Brooke: Don't even try it. Please, the Fall Out Boy? I can spot him hitting - on - te from a mile away, and te were definitely returning fire.
Peyton: We talked for like 10 seconds.
Brooke: So te sposta fast. te should ask him to check te for lumps.
Peyton: Okay, not funny.
Brooke: What? He’s a musician. He's got to have good hands.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Oh my god, I'm internet porn.
Brooke: [When seeing Karen's engagement ring] Get Out!!
Karen Roe: This is my club?
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"One albero Hill: The Same Deep Water as te (#4.1)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: I Amore you, Lucas, and I probably always will... but we go days without having a meaningful conversation... and I used to miss te so much when that happened... but it never seemed like te missed me. And I guess because of it I stopped missing you. I mean look at today...
Lucas Scott: [Thinking] I guess I should've detto something... anything... I mean, for a guy who wants to be a writer, it suddenly seemed like no words had ever been written. But when someone tells te that they somehow stopped missing you, you're pretty much screwed, no matter what te say.
Rachel Gatina: [eyes closed] Slut
Brooke Davis: cagna
Rachel Gatina: Whore
Rachel Gatina: Well, I know I'm not in Heaven cause they wouldn't have let Brooke Davis's kinky culo through the gates.
Brooke Davis: And your culo wouldn't fit, at least not the old one. How are you?
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"One albero Hill: What Is and What Should Never Be (#1.20)" (2004)
Haley James Scott: We're just trying to keep it small, so don't advertise.
popolare Girl: Oh hey, are lips are sealed. Thanks for the invite, Haley. te rock.
Haley James Scott: Sure.
[Girl leaves and Brooke comes up]
Brooke Davis: Hi, friend.
Haley James Scott: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: So when's the party?
Haley James Scott: Well, it's Saturday night, but ...
Brooke Davis: Don't worry, I'm not going to tip off the paparazzi.
Haley James Scott: Oh no, I'm not worried, we're just trying to keep it small. So...
Brooke Davis: Peyton detto not to invite me.
Haley James Scott: No, she didn't. Not exactly.
Brooke Davis: Alright. te know, have your little party, and play your naked twister, and ...
Haley James Scott: Brooke, it's really just going to be couple of friends.
Brooke Davis: Right, but I'm not one of them. Whatever.
[She leaves]
College Guy: [Brooke is drinking alone at a bar. A guy sits successivo to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away] Buy te a drink?
Brooke Davis: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before te dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. te are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
[He leaves. Nikki is standing behind him and sits with Brooke]
Nikki: Nice work. Extra points for style.
Brooke Davis: I've seen te around. You're Jake's ex right?
Nikki: No, he's mine. te go to albero Hill?
[Brooke nods]
Nikki: So what brings te out into the big, bad, real world?
Brooke Davis: Anger, alcohol and a fake ID.
Nikki: Nice combo. Men?
Nikki: Dogs. Two of them. Ex boyfriend and backstabbing ex girly best friend.
Nikki: Typical. If te have a strand of hair and five minuti I can mostra te a great curse te can put on them.
Brooke Davis: Okay.
[She pulls out a strand of hair]
Brooke Davis: Bring it on, witch.
Nikki: Okay. What are their names?
Brooke Davis: Lucas and Peyton.
[Nikki looks at her]
Brooke Davis: Mm.
Nikki: And where are they tonight?
Brooke Davis: They are at a party that I was not invited to. Can te believe that? They sneak around like little mongrels and I get removed from the A list.
Bartender: Can I get te ladies anything?
Nikki: Yeah, two vodkas. And two for my new friend here.
Brooke Davis: Now you're talking, witchiepoo.
Nikki: Mm hm.
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"One albero Hill: Something I Can Never Have (#2.17)" (2005)
Charlotte: I mean, what do te do here without cute guys and good parties?
Brooke: [in southern accent] Well, we have a nightly bajo duel and then there's the cousin swap, and on Friday nights we all take baths together!
Nikki: Well, if it isn't the other woman
[Peyton]
Nikki: and my favourite travel agent
[Brooke]
Nikki: . Any other places you'd like to recommend?
Brooke: Yeah, far away from me - unless you'd like your successivo period to come out of your nose.
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"One albero Hill: It Gets Worse at Night (#4.17)" (2007)
Lucas Scott: That doesn't change the fact that we haven't seen a single car pass da since we've stopped.
Brooke Davis: Uh...
Lucas Scott: Until now.
[sees the bus coming]
Nathan Scott: That's a bus.
Brooke Davis: No, that's a tour bus.
Peyton Sawyer: Oh, please be The Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye!
Chris Keller: [gets off the bus] Well, well.
Haley James Scott: Stupid Elvis Sandwhich!
Lucas Scott: How long has that light been on?
Brooke Davis: Just a little while but its kind of a pretty color and i liked it.
Brooke Davis: Bad Call?
Nathan Scott: Ha
[car makes funny sound]
Brooke Davis: bad call
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"One albero Hill: Things I Forgot at Birth (#4.2)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: Happy Birthday Brooke, welcome to 18. You've certainly made a mess of it.
Brooke: secondo hand death flowers, thanks... shoot me now.
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"One albero Hill: Racing Like a Pro (#5.2)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: And Mouth who was that?
Haley James: Oh, that's Carrie. She's our new nanny.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry, have te Lost your mind? She cannot be your new nanny.
Haley James: Why?
Peyton Sawyer: Um, well, for starters, have looked at her, she is way too hot.
'Mouth' McFadden: OK, te two need to stop. Why does everything have to be about looks? te know, maybe she's a great nanny. o a great field reporter. Shouldn't that be the point and not her looks?
[pauses]
'Mouth' McFadden: Besides, if Haley doesn't hire her I won't get to see her in a bikini.
Haley James: Nice...
'Mouth' McFadden: Damn, she was hot.
Brooke Davis: It's my life, I'm taking a stand.
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"One albero Hill: Truth, amaro Truth (#2.8)" (2004)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Crack whore!
Peyton: [to Brooke] Slut!
Brooke: [to Haley] Liar!
Brooke: Someone once said:It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. Me... I just want to live a life I'm going to remember. Even if I don't write it down.
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"One albero Hill: The Trick Is to Keep Breathing (#2.9)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Why does everybody lie? te know, the bad guys lie to get in your bed, and the good guys lie to get into your heart. And I'm the idiot who falls for it every time
Lucas Scott: Brooke, te are not an idiot. Not even close. te know who te are, most people don't te know. That's why they lie. They are afraid people might find out who they are before they figure it out themselves.
Brooke Davis: Don't! I almost believed te were a decent guy. Somebody that can care about me. But do te know what? I've been lied to before, Felix and it almost killed me.
Felix Taggaro: Brooke. I'm not like Lucas.
Brooke Davis: No, you're not. te know why? Cause I'm not going to let te in. te don't get to have me, not my body and sure as hell not my heart. We're done.
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"One albero Hill: The Lonesome Road (#2.18)" (2005)
Karen Roe: It's past curfew, Brooke.
Brooke: [drunk] I know, I'm sorry. Bevin made me go to this party because I've been "drifting."
Karen Roe: Have te been drinking, Brooke?
Brooke: No, Karen, "drif-ting."
Lucas Scott: So what number are te up to, huh? Three?
Brooke: Four! Mop the cucina floor.
Lucas Scott: And you're using a sponge?
Brooke: Is that wrong?
Lucas Scott: Okay, Brooke, this is a mop.
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"One albero Hill: Life in a Glass House (#1.7)" (2003)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it...”Believing te will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, te know, tutor girls little Amore letter that te passed around earlier, the one that detto "Call, if te need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't te put some ice on it Brooke.
Tim Smith: So how exactly do te think you're gonna pull this off?
Brooke: Bartender's Amore me, watch this. Ahem...
Female Bartender: Ha... Soda o juice?
Brooke: Actually I was gonna ask te if te knew how to make a screaming orgasm?
Female Bartender: For a pretty girl like you?
[grabs a glass and starts mixing the drink]
Female Bartender: So what is this thing for anyway?
Brooke: Raven's basketball...
Female Bartender: And what position do te play?
Brooke: Cheerleader.
Female Bartender: Hmm, Cheerleaders and Jock's, there's gonna be a lot of hormones running around tonight.
[hands Brooke the glass]
Female Bartender: Don't go around advertising.
Brooke: Secret's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza with me.
[walks away]
Tim Smith: I'll have what she's having...
Female Bartender: Soda o Juice?
[Tim leaves and the bartender rolls her eyes]
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"One albero Hill: How a Resurrection Really Feels (#3.9)" (2005)
Brooke: There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid.
Lucas Scott: Brooke...
Brooke: I was afraid of getting my cuore broken again, like before. 'Cause te hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of te and the way that te make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that te should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
Lucas Scott: Brooke! I'm sorry! What te did with Chris... it's okay.
Brooke: It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive!
Lucas Scott: Well, that's too bad because I forgive you.
Brooke: te can't!
Lucas Scott: I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for te Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt te last time we're together, but...
Brooke: I Amore you.
Lucas Scott: I Amore te too... pretty girl.
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with te and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One albero Hill: Spirit in the Night (#1.17)" (2004)
Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little zappa posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another coltello in it.
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"One albero Hill: The Leaving Song (#1.21)" (2004)
[Brooke is drinking alone. A guy sits successivo to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away]
Guy: Buy te a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before te dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. te are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
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"One albero Hill: With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, Tired Souls, We Slept (#3.16)" (2006)
reporter: I'm here with student council president Brooke Davis. Brooke can te put into words how te might be feeling about this tragedy?
Brooke: te should be ashamed of yourself. There are kids inside our school fearing for their lives right now, terrified that someone’s gonna put a gun in their face and pull the trigger and te want to know how I'm feeling? Our pain is not a commodity for you. It's not a news bite to boost your ratings because tomorrow o the successivo giorno o the successivo week when we go back to school changed forever da a giorno that will never leave us, where are te gonna be? At the successivo tragedy thrusting your microphone in the face of the successivo fractured person asking them how they fell? Lady that is not journalism. te are not contributing anything to society. te are buzzards circling the carnage but te prey on the living. That is how I'm feeling but something tells me you're not gonna air that.
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"One albero Hill: Four Years, Six Months, Two Days (#5.1)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [noticing a computer featuring a magazine cover with a very skinny girl] Guys. Absolutely not. There's no way she gets on the cover of my magazine unless she gains ten pounds minimum. She looks unhealthy.
Clothes Over Bros employee: We just brainstormed.
Brooke Davis: Brainstorm better. Anorexia is a disease, it is not a fashion statement.
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"One albero Hill: To Wish Impossible Things (#1.18)" (2004)
Brooke: Real thing beat the internet don't they?
Mouth: Internet sucks!
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"One albero Hill: What Do te Go home To? (#5.14)" (2008)
Brooke: Baby and Brooke are going to be fine!
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"One albero Hill: Everything in Its Right Place (#4.11)" (2007)
Brooke: te still look like a slut.
Rachel Gatina: te still smell like a whore.
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"One albero Hill: Some te Give Away (#4.9)" (2006)
Brooke: I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because te had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks.
Haley James: Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well.
Brooke: I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here.
Rachel Gatina: te guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy... maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help - o it could just make things really horrible - that could be fun too.
Haley James: Okay, I'll go first.
[mimicking Rachel's voice]
Haley James: My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb culo who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.
Rachel Gatina: See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan... damn that was good.
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here... I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I ha rubato, stola my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even detto 'thank you.'
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here again... have I mentioned that if te Amore me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley James: Brooke...
Bevin Mirskey: My name's Rachel and I have red hair.
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"One albero Hill: The cerca for Something più (#1.8)" (2003)
[Brooke walks up to Peyton at school a few days after Peyton had been drugged at a party]
Brooke: So, have te been to any bad parties lately?
[Peyton and Brooke both smile]
Brooke: C'mon, I'll walk te to History.
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"One albero Hill: Sad Songs for Dirty innamorati (#4.14)" (2007)
Brooke: If that isn't the skank calling the whore slut!
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"One albero Hill: My Way home Is Through te (#5.3)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton] I can't wait to see Victoria's face when she sees it... speak of the Devil, she is on the other line... of course.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, good thing you're already in Hell.
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"One albero Hill: The Desperate Kingdom of Amore (#2.1)" (2004)
Peyton: Buds over studs.
Brooke: Hoes over bros.
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"One albero Hill: All That te Can't Leave Behind (#1.5)" (2003)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with te and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One albero Hill: From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea (#3.2)" (2005)
Brooke: I didn't want to wake you, sleeping bitchy.
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"One albero Hill: Lifetime Piling Up (#2.20)" (2005)
Nathan Scott: [Nathan wakes up from his dream where Peyton and Brooke both like him] Haha I know te both want me.
Peyton Sawyer, Brooke: Yea, in your dreams!
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"One albero Hill: I Shall Believe (#1.14)" (2004)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley.
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing te will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, te know, tutor girl's little Amore letter that te passed around earlier, the one that detto "Call, if te need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't te put some ice on it Brooke.
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"One albero Hill: Locked Hearts and Hand Grenades (#3.6)" (2005)
Brooke: Bevin, what the hell was going through your size two brain?
Bevin Mirskey: te detto we could trade.
Brooke: Why is she wearing my necklace?
Bevin Mirskey: Because that was part of the trade.
Brooke: Okay, why would te trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?
Bevin Mirskey: Duh! Brooke, five is più than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.
Brooke: Right...
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"One albero Hill: Nothing Left to Say But Goodbye (#4.8)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: [approaching Peyton] Hey, I brought te something. Thought te could use it.
Peyton Sawyer: [opening the empty box] Am I missing something?
Brooke Davis: It's a to-go box. te know, since you're screwing my leftovers.
Peyton Sawyer: Really, Brooke? te seriously went through the trouble of bringing me an actual to-go box?
[pauses]
Peyton Sawyer: At least you're a dedicated bitch.
Brooke Davis: Says the dedicated slut.
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"One albero Hill: Where Did te Sleep Last Night? (#4.6)" (2006)
Rachel Gatina: [talking about Nick] Bottom line Brooke - you'll have to deal with him.
Brooke Davis: Deal with him? Deal with him how? Car crash, drowning, what do te suggest?
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"One albero Hill: Like te Like an Arsonist (#3.1)" (2005)
Brooke: Easy on the skanky innuendo!
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"One albero Hill: Suddenly Everything Has Changed (#1.15)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Lucky thing te finding Lucas like that. If te didn't come along, who knows what might have happened.
Peyton Sawyer: Everything turned out okay.
Brooke Davis: No, not really. I don't know what hurts worse, te and Lucas sneaking around behind my back o te lying about it to my face.
Peyton Sawyer: Brooke...
Brooke Davis: No. The successivo time te want to steal my boyfriend, te might want to turn that thing off.
[Looks to the web cam]
Brooke Davis: I went into his room to check on him and his computer was on. I know te two were together. He meant everything to me, Peyton. And I was ready to try and be his friend if that's what he needed. And now I don't really care if I see either one of te again. She walks out.
[Peyton looks at the web cam. Lucas is watching her on his screen]
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"One albero Hill: A Multitude of Casualties (#3.5)" (2005)
Brooke: This is like dance auditions for "Crap, the Musical."
I got this from link
[first lines]
Brooke Davis: Alright guys, bring it in.
Haley James Scott: [holding a shot] I guess one shot won't kill us, huh!
[disgustingly, after everyone drinks their shots]
Haley James Scott: Maybe it will. Brooke, what was that?
Brooke Davis: I wanted something that would remind everyone of me... so... they mixed their most popolare liqueur with their sweetest...
[contented]
Brooke Davis: The bartender did name it a 'Brooke Davis'.
Brooke Davis: [to Owen] te know, not many people can handle a 'Brooke Davis'.
Owen: Well, it's definitely one of a kind.
Owen: [to Millicent, commenting her look] You're the prettiest girl in the room.
Brooke Davis: [to Millicent] Did te hear that, Milli? You're the secondo prettiest girl in the room!
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton, referring to Owen] I bet te we have sex right on this bar!
Haley James Scott: [approaching Nathan] Hey! I'm sorry I haven't been around. Mia's performing tonight and she's really nervous. How have te been?
Nathan Scott: I realized how boring bars can be without alcohol.
Haley James Scott: Yeah, tell me about it!
Brooke Davis: [approaching Nathan and Haley] Tric needs to establish a 'No Mom' rule.
Haley James Scott: I'm a mom!
Brooke Davis: te don't count. te got married and pregnant before te graduated high-school. You'll be safely locked in a home da the time te got 35.
Haley James Scott: Good talking to te Brooke!
[to Nathan]
Haley James Scott: I gotta get backstage, I'll see te in a bit. Bye.
Nathan Scott: Bye.
[Brooke walking away]
Nathan Scott: Well, it's good talking to both of you...
Owen: Something on your mind?
Brooke Davis: No, but my mom is on my last nerve, have te got anything for that?
Owen: Yeah. Alcohol.
Owen: [to Brooke, after seeing her mother] I feel like I'm looking into the future here.
[pauses]
Owen: It's a rough ride ahead, da the way.
Brooke Davis: OK! We're not talking anymore.
Victoria Davis: [pointing her glass] Owen!
Owen: [to Brooke] Well, looks like te future self's calling. What you'd like to drink in 20 years?
Brooke Davis: Poison.
Peyton Sawyer: [approaching Brooke at the bar] I need a new office.
Brooke Davis: Yeah, the one te have right now is far too big and free.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, I will settle for a small and expensive just as long as it's not Lindsay adjacent.
Brooke Davis: Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
[Peyton looking inquiringly]
Brooke Davis: [shouting, pointing at her mother on the dance floor] Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!
Peyton Sawyer: Okay, if te tell me that Lindsay's a bitch.
Brooke Davis: Oh, my mom's a bitch, Lindsay's a bitch, is there a woman here tonight te haven't called a bitch?
Peyton Sawyer: [smiling] Why, I can think of one.
Brooke Davis: Lindsay is just threatened da you.
Peyton Sawyer: Why? It's not like I'm even after Lucas!
Brooke Davis: So te keep saying...
Peyton Sawyer: What, te don't believe me? Okay, fine, whatever, but for the record, te look exactly like her when te dance! Bitch!
[walks away]
Brooke Davis: [pauses, looks at her mother dance]
[to herself]
Brooke Davis: I do not.
Lucas Scott: [approaching Brooke] Brooke, hey, can te do me a favor?
Brooke Davis: Well if it involves drinking and flirting with a hot bartender then yes, I can.
Lucas Scott: Now, te like Peyton and Lindsay, right?
Brooke Davis: What kind of favor is this?
Brooke Davis: Hey, what happened with te and Milly?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Uh, I just don't think it's good timing right now. I've been really busy with work lately.
Brooke Davis: Are te feeling OK? I hand deliver a hot girl to te and you're worried about work? My mother would wanna adopt you.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Listen, I'm having enough problems with older ladies running my life.
Brooke Davis: What are te talking about?
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: I've kinda been seeing my boss.
Brooke Davis: Define 'seeing'.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Sleeping with?
Brooke Davis: Define 'sleeping with'.
Peyton Sawyer: [entering Brooke's store] Your mom's a bitch!
Brooke Davis: What happened?
Peyton Sawyer: She went to the recording studio and freaked out Mia who is MIA, imagine that, and now I don't have an artist.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry Peyton, I'll talk to her.
Brooke Davis: It's either that o my fists talk to her face and that's gonna be a longer conversation.
Brooke Davis: First of all, I'm not destroying anything and second, zero is not a size!
Victoria Davis: Penelope Davis!
Millicent: I'll be in the back.
Victoria Davis: Did te schedule a conference call with Macy's?
Brooke Davis: Yeah. 'Cause I was thinking...
Victoria Davis: Well, don't! In case te have to hear it, te have zero business sense!
Brooke Davis: Mom...
Victoria Davis: Let me finish. For the last three years I've been calling the shots and look how this company has grown. You're a talented designer, Brooke but te don't spin the straw to gold. I do. Truth be told, you're not smart enough to do it.
Peyton Sawyer: [running outside after Victoria] Hey, Ice Queen! Stop being such a cagna to your daughter.
Victoria Davis: And did my daughter pay te to say that?
Peyton Sawyer: No, I came up with that one for free.
Victoria Davis: Well, I advise te keep your little underachieving mouth shut. Because my relationship with my daughter is none of your business.
Peyton Sawyer: No, it is, when te tear her down and call her stupid. See, the truth is, you're actually worried she's smart. And that's a threat te to because when she figures out how to do the business side of this company - Goodbye, Victoria.
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"One albero Hill: Every Night Is Another Story (#1.6)" (2003)
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: Yea, I don't like that name. Lets call you... Brooke!
Brooke: [later]
[the car runs out of gas]
Brooke: [beeping to signal that there isn't gas] I hear birds.
Peyton: Unbelievable! Brooke, did te not think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Haley, who she calls Brooke] Answer the domanda Brooke!
Brooke: [pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?
Peyton: She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.
Brooke: And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just Friends with both of them? Right...
[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]
Brooke: Oh My God! Did te just see that?
Peyton: See what?
Brooke: He just gave her the nod!
Peyton: What nod?
Brooke: The "let's hook up after the game" nod. te wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, but I think tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I don't know who the hell te like any più this is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!
Peyton: What are te still doing here?
Haley James: [sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?
Peyton: Brooke... she's been in there forever.
Brooke: [High on pain killers] Peyton!
[stumbles over to Peyton]
Brooke: This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't te think she's pretty?
Peyton: What the hell is this?
College Guy: She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.
Brooke: Call me!
[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]
Brooke: ciao what's your name?
Haley James: HALEY...
Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call te Brooke...
[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
Peyton: Thanks... so where are te going now?
Haley James: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
Peyton: It just left...
Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke te can come with us!
[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]
Haley James: Yeah she named me Brooke...
Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo o else we're gonna have a problem!
Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
Brooke: [looks at Haley] What is she doing here?
Peyton: [laughs] te invited her!
[the low fuel light comes on]
Peyton: Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't te think to put gas in the car?
[Brooke looks at Haley]
Brooke: Answer the question, Brooke!
Haley James: [gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.
Brooke: Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!
[Peyton pops the tronco anyway]
Haley James: [pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.
Brooke: Don't te mean Nathan?
Peyton: I'll go with you.
Peyton: What about me?
[Peyton locks the doors]
Brooke: Peyton... come back! Someone might come...
Haley James: te did remember to crack a window didn't you?
[Peyton and Haley laugh]
Brooke: Come on, te guys, I'm scared!
Brooke: [Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at da a med student] This really hurts. Do te think te could, te know, give me something for the pain?
College Guy: I shouldn't but... here te go.
[he gives her one pill]
Brooke: Just one?
College Guy: Okay.
[he hands her another]
College Guy: Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time...
[Brooke has swallowed both at once]
Brooke: Whoops! All gone!
Brooke: What's your name?
Haley James: Haley.
Brooke: I don't like that name. How 'bout we call te Brooke?
[later] [the car runs out of gas]
Peyton: Brooke, didn't it ever occur to you, to put più gas in the car?
[Brooke says nothing]
Brooke: [to Hailey, who she calls Brooke] What are te gonna say, Brooke?
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"One albero Hill: All Tomorrow's Parties (#3.14)" (2006)
Brooke Penelope Davis: [to Haley] We on schedule, navigation girl?
Haley James Scott: Brooke, what the heck? What about the fashion show?
Brooke Penelope Davis: I have the rest of my life for that stuff. Not so much to be seventeen with my friends.
Peyton Sawyer: te are so happy your not me right now.
Brooke: te sound level ten hungover.
Peyton Sawyer: Yeah, well, te should see me.
Brooke: Yeah, te look like culo too.
Brooke Penelope Davis: I cannot believe that director lady. I hate her. She was wearing white and it is way after Veteran's Day.
Haley James Scott: Labor Day.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Whatever, almanac girl.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: te know, the schedule has changed.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Okay. Good change o bad change?
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Your clothes don't mostra until tomorrow.
Brooke Penelope Davis: That's a bad change.
Girl at Rogue Vogue: Yeah. Looks like te have a cheer-cision to make.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Ellie would have Amore this.
Brooke Penelope Davis: And Rachel will hate this. Win Win.
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"One albero Hill: The mostra Must Go On (#3.22)" (2006)
Brooke: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not Amore which alters when it alteration finds.' When life gets hard, when things change, true Amore remains the same. I look at Nathan and Haley and some how I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that, but they give me hope. And, I'm afraid say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that will be a shame. Because, we all can use a little hope sometimes, te know. That feeling that everything's going to be okay and that there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley, and here's to hope, and here's to a Amore that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: I had a horrible dream last night where my best friend told me that she had feelings for my boyfriend. But that wasn't a dream, was it?
Peyton Saywer: Brooke!
Brooke Davis: Why now, Peyton? Why would te tell me that te have feelings for Lucas now, when I have so much stuff going on in my life? Stuff that te don't even know about!
Peyton Saywer: Well, so do I. Okay, trust me. But, I didn't wish for this alright, I wished for Jake.
Brooke Davis: Oh, right. te wished for Jake. After te wished for Pete, and then Lucas! I cannot believe this is happening again.
Peyton Saywer: It's not okay, okay? It's not! The last time...
Brooke Davis: The last time! Do te hear yourself right now? The last time te tried to steal my boyfriend! He's on the door Peyton! He's on the damn door under me!
Peyton Saywer: I don't wanna steal him, okay?
Brooke Davis: But te like him.
Peyton Saywer: Brooke, I'm not gonna do anything about it. I'll just bury it. Okay?
Brooke Davis: te can't, okay! It's out, it's like the time capsule! And, te could have buried it and not detto anything to me about it. So, what is that about?
Peyton Saywer: I don't - I just wanted to be honest with you, all right! I didn't wanna make the same mistake as I did last time. And, te even detto last night at TRIC that te really didn't miss him.
Brooke Davis: Don't te dare! Don't te dare twist my words around to make yourself feel like te are not a back-stabbing two faced bitch, Peyton, because te are and te know it.
Lucas Scott: Look, Brooke, I need te to listen to me. Okay? I understand that te didn't know about the baciare and I'm sorry for springing it on you, but I meant what I said. It didn't mean anything.
Brooke Davis: A baciare always means something.
Lucas Scott: Okay, maybe you're right. But it wasn't a romantic moment and te would know that if-.
Brooke Davis: If what? I was there? As te so sweetly pointed out to me at the party, the party that I threw for you, I wasn't there, was I?
Lucas Scott: Is it impossible for te to forgive me? I forgave you.
Brooke Davis: For what?
Lucas Scott: Sleeping with Chris Keller
Brooke Davis: And te know what, Lucas, I loved te for that. te had such grace in that moment that I fell in Amore with te all over again. I just can't believe te would use it now as a bargaining chip!
Lucas Scott: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I, just, need te to trust me and believe me when I tell te my cuore is with you. A part of me feels like ever since we got back together, you've just been waiting, waiting to push me away.
Brooke Davis: Oh, great. te baciare Peyton, again, and I'm pushing te away. God! Why did I have to make everybody identicle purses as wedding gifts?
Lucas Scott: I Amore you, Brooke. I don't know how else to say it.
Brooke Davis: How about how te mostra it? I am not pushing te away, Lucas, I am holding on for dear life. But I need te to need me back, okay? Why didn't te tell me about the kiss? And why didn't te call me while te were away? And why won't te ever just let me all the way in? We have to go give our speeches now about love.
Lucas Scott: Please don't be mad, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: I'm not mad, Luke. I'm not mad.
Brooke Davis: I'm not the most eloquent speaker, so I thought I would bother a few words from Shakespeare. 'Love is not love, which alters when it alteration finds. When life gets hard, when things change, true Amore remains the same.' I look at Haley and Nathan and somehow I feel safer. I don't know if I can explain that but they give me hope. And I'm afraid to say it out loud because maybe if life finds out it'll try to beat it out of them and that would be a shame. Because we all could use a little hope, te know? That feeling that everything is gonna be okay. And there's going to be someone there to help make sure of that. So, here's to Nathan and Haley. And here's to hope and a Amore that will not alter.
Brooke Davis: Guess we never finished that conversation.
Lucas Scott: Everyday. I was just angry and upset about Keith and I needed to be alone, but that doesn't mean I didn't miss you, Brooke. Because I did.
Brooke Davis: I needed to hear your voice. There's just so much stuff going on with me and I-.
Lucas Scott: What kind of stuff?
Brooke Davis: It doesn't matter anymore.
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"One albero Hill: Prom Night at Hater High (#4.15)" (2007)
Brooke: If that's not the skank calling the whore a slut.
Brooke: I have a lot of skeletons in my closet and apparently half of them are naked.
Rachel Gatina: Well, it could've been worse, te could have got your culo kicked da a pregnant girl half your size.
Brooke: The day's still young.
Lucas Scott: How are te holding up?
Brooke: I never meant for it to happen Luke, I was just really drunk and Peyton broke up with Nathan and did I mention I was really, really drunk?
Brooke: Why do te even care anymore?
Peyton: Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worse years of my life. And I needed my best friend più than ever. And te cut me out cause I was honest with you, and te were never honest with me.
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"One albero Hill: Unopened Letter to the World (#2.15)" (2005)
Brooke: [on video for the time capsule] Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden.
Anna: [looking at Mouth] Who's Marvin McFadden?
Brooke: [on video] Of course, te all probably call him Senator McFadden o something. But we just call him Mouth.
Brooke: Thank te for coming, Nate.
Nathan Scott: Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.
Erica Marsh: This is your room?
Brooke: Yeah.
Erica Marsh: It's nice.
Brooke: Well, it was until my parents sold all my stuff including one of the O's in my name, so now I'm officially "Broke Davis"!
Brooke: So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's alll te really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, sexual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. Somebody tell me you've got Amore figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your cuore ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, o aliens, o something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well... te missed it... and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about.
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"One albero Hill: Can't Stop This Thing We've Started (#4.4)" (2006)
Haley James Scott: Nathan bought a motorcycle.
Brooke Davis: Well, Rachel...
[whispering]
Brooke Davis: thinks I should have an abortion.
Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.
Brooke Davis: Okay, Shelley, I understand that in your world everything is black and white but real life is just a little più complicated.
Shelley Simon: Complicated as in you-don't-want-to-get-too-fat-to-fit-into-your-prom-dress?
Brooke Davis: Shelley, I hate to break it to te but you're either a virgin o you're not, and a pledge does not a broken hymen mend. Sorry.
Lucas Scott: [discussing Brooke's alleged pregnancy] Brook, this is my decision too.
Brooke Davis: Really? As though you're the only guy I've ever slept with.
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"One albero Hill: The Leavers Dance (#2.23)" (2005)
Brooke: [walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight] First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season.
Peyton: And why is cagna being a Brooke?
Brooke: Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!
Brooke: Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb.
Brooke: Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If te stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if te haven't already!
[she sticks her hand into the shower]
Brooke: Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the successivo time te have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!
Brooke: LUCAS! Do not make me unisciti you!
Lucas Scott: Uh, a little privacy here.
Brooke: No, you've been in the doccia forever! da the time I even get in the water it's gonna be...
[Checks water]
Brooke: cold! Are te taking a cold shower?
Lucas Scott: No, the hot water...
Brooke: Gross! te are! te know what? When te have you're successivo wet dream, tell Peyton I detto 'Hi'. Eww!
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"One albero Hill: Resolve (#4.12)" (2007)
Rachel Gatina: te screwed me over for a guy who won't screw you.
Brooke Davis: Oh, please, like I couldn't get Chase after a little...
[smiles]
Brooke Davis: chase.
Rachel Gatina: I think you're forgetting something. See, Chase is into smart-born-again-virgin Brooke, not stupid-slutty-I-cheated-on-the-Calculus-test Brooke.
Chase Adams: I had one serious girlfriend but... didn't end well.
Brooke Davis: Did te break up because she wanted to have sex?
Chase Adams: Yeah... with my best friend.
Brooke Davis: [sliding to the back seat] Well, this is one of the notorious make out spots in town.
Chase Adams: It also has one of the nicest visualizzazioni in town.
Brooke Davis: There's a view?
[looks ahead]
Brooke Davis: Who knew!
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"One albero Hill: All These Things That I've Done (#4.7)" (2006)
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies.
Brooke: [to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies!
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: So, what do te want me to do next?
Brooke: Umm, I need te to take these body jewels and paste them on Thia around her neck, her ties and her cleavage.
Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: [Mouth looks over at Tia and pauses]
Brooke: Mouth! Breathe... and paste.
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"One albero Hill: How Can te Be Sure? (#1.19)" (2004)
Lucas: My dad didn't want me, okay? Not just that he didn't want to claim me. He didn't want me to be born. Now I always thought that when I started a family, I'd be older and settled and I'd be...
Brooke: In love?
Lucas: Yeah. But so did my mom.
Brooke: Lucas...
Lucas: No, look - this whole thing scares the hell outta me, okay? But whatever te decide to do, I'll be there. And if you're not ready, then you're not ready, but if te wanna have this baby - then so do I, and whatever it takes for me to be a good father, I'll be there. Always. I promise you. I won't let te down.
Brooke: I lied.
Lucas: What?
Brooke: I'm not pregnant.
Lucas: Wha - But I saw the test.
Brooke: I know. And when the doctor called, he detto I wasn't pregnant. He detto that can happen.
Lucas: Okay, no-no-no-no no. I-I-I was standing right there when he called.
Brooke: And te had just called me a slut.
Lucas: So te lied to me to punish me? How could te do that?
Brooke: How could te cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
Brooke: How could te cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas Scott: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke: That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
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"One albero Hill: The Tide That Left and Never Came Back (#2.22)" (2005)
Brooke: I can't breathe!
Haley James: What?
Brooke: There's no room with Chris's ego!
Brooke: George Bernard Shaw once wrote: "There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it." Clearly, Shaw had his cuore broken once o twice.
Nathan Scott: As far as I'm concerned, Shaw was a punk. Cause te know what? Tragedies happen. What are te gonna do, give up? Quit? No. I realize now that when your cuore breaks, te got to fight like hell to make sure your still alive. Because te are. And that pain te feel? That's life. The confusion and fear? That's there to remind you, that somewhere out there is something better, and that something is worth fighting for.
Haley James: This year, I got everything I wanted and everything I wished for. But in a way, I Lost even more.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Shaw was right. As we strain to grasp the things we desire, the things we think will make our lives better: money, popularity, fame... we ignore what truly matters, the simple things, like friendship, family, love. The things we probably already had.
Mouth McFadden: So Mr. Shaw thinks that getting your heart's desire is a tragedy? I say he's wrong. I mean, clearly Shaw never kissed Erica Marsh.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: Yes, losing your heart's desire is tragic. But gaining your heart's desire? That's all te can hope for. This anno I wished for love... to immerse myself in someone else and to wake a cuore long afraid to feel. My wish was granted. And if having that is tragic, then give me tragedy. Because I wouldn't give it back for the world.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: And Hansel detto to Gretal: Let us drop these pane crumbs, so that together we find our way home, because losing our way would be the most cruel of things." This anno I Lost my way.
Nathan Scott: And losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But losing your reason for the journey... is a fate più cruel.
Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer: The journey lasted eight months. Sometimes I traveled alone. Sometimes there were others who took the wheel, and took my heart. But when the destination was reached, it wasn't me who'd arrived. It wasn't me at all.
Brooke: And once te lose yourself, te have two choices. Find the person te used to be, o lose that person completely.
Mouth McFadden: Because sometimes, te have to step outside of the person you've been, and remember the person te were meant to be. The person te wanted to be. The person te are.
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"One albero Hill: Are te True? (#1.3)" (2003)
Brooke: How many moments in life can te point to and say: 'That's when it all changed.'
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Oh, I think te got the wrong car
Brooke: Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But te probably knew that. Can I tell te that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? te know it did.
Peyton: I heard te were naked in his car.
Brooke: No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.
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"One albero Hill: Good News for People Who Amore Bad News (#4.3)" (2006)
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Trade te my succo, succo di frutta box for your bag of chips. And I'll throw in a cookie.
Brooke Davis: Peyton must really need chips.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay, how can I make this any clearer? There is nothing going on between me and Peyton.
Brooke Davis: And there's nothing going on between us, so why are te still here?
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: te told me to fight for you, and I did. te never fought for me.
Brooke Davis: And I'm not going to.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Okay... I guess I was wrong... I'm not the guy for te Brooke Davis.
Brooke Davis: Yes it would, everything is Peyton's fault. Shes like a cursed rabbit's foot. Shes bad luck
[Haley laughs]
Brooke Davis: I am serious, traitor girl. Do not take her side against me.
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"One albero Hill: All of a Sudden I Miss Everyone (#4.21)" (2007)
Greeter: Name
Brooke Davis: Brooke Davis
Greeter: I have instructions to not let te in...
Brooke Davis: What! Who's dumb party is this?
Rachel Gatina: It's mine bitch, and your fat culo isn't invited!
Peyton Sawyer: What have te been up to?
Brooke Davis: [being funny] Flirtin' with Lucas.
Peyton Sawyer: [playing along] Oh yeah how'd that turn out?
Brooke Davis: Mm, so so. Amore triangles are sooo High School.
Peyton Sawyer: Seriously.
Brooke: [reads from Lucas's book] She was fiercely independant. Brooke Davis. Brilliant, and beautiful, and brave. In 2 years she had grown più than anyone I had ever known. Brooke Davis is going to change the world someday. And I'm not sure she even knows it.
Lucas 'Luke' Scott: Your gonna do great, Brooke. The world doesn't stand a chance.
Brooke: Thank you...
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"One albero Hill: Just Watch the Fireworks (#3.15)" (2006)
Brooke: Ahem.
Peyton: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke: Don't 'hey, Brooke' me. What is up with te and Hottie McHottie?
Peyton: Who? McWhat?
Brooke: Don't even try it. Please, the Fall Out Boy? I can spot him hitting - on - te from a mile away, and te were definitely returning fire.
Peyton: We talked for like 10 seconds.
Brooke: So te sposta fast. te should ask him to check te for lumps.
Peyton: Okay, not funny.
Brooke: What? He’s a musician. He's got to have good hands.
Brooke Penelope Davis: Oh my god, I'm internet porn.
Brooke: [When seeing Karen's engagement ring] Get Out!!
Karen Roe: This is my club?
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"One albero Hill: The Same Deep Water as te (#4.1)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: I Amore you, Lucas, and I probably always will... but we go days without having a meaningful conversation... and I used to miss te so much when that happened... but it never seemed like te missed me. And I guess because of it I stopped missing you. I mean look at today...
Lucas Scott: [Thinking] I guess I should've detto something... anything... I mean, for a guy who wants to be a writer, it suddenly seemed like no words had ever been written. But when someone tells te that they somehow stopped missing you, you're pretty much screwed, no matter what te say.
Rachel Gatina: [eyes closed] Slut
Brooke Davis: cagna
Rachel Gatina: Whore
Rachel Gatina: Well, I know I'm not in Heaven cause they wouldn't have let Brooke Davis's kinky culo through the gates.
Brooke Davis: And your culo wouldn't fit, at least not the old one. How are you?
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"One albero Hill: What Is and What Should Never Be (#1.20)" (2004)
Haley James Scott: We're just trying to keep it small, so don't advertise.
popolare Girl: Oh hey, are lips are sealed. Thanks for the invite, Haley. te rock.
Haley James Scott: Sure.
[Girl leaves and Brooke comes up]
Brooke Davis: Hi, friend.
Haley James Scott: Hey, Brooke.
Brooke Davis: So when's the party?
Haley James Scott: Well, it's Saturday night, but ...
Brooke Davis: Don't worry, I'm not going to tip off the paparazzi.
Haley James Scott: Oh no, I'm not worried, we're just trying to keep it small. So...
Brooke Davis: Peyton detto not to invite me.
Haley James Scott: No, she didn't. Not exactly.
Brooke Davis: Alright. te know, have your little party, and play your naked twister, and ...
Haley James Scott: Brooke, it's really just going to be couple of friends.
Brooke Davis: Right, but I'm not one of them. Whatever.
[She leaves]
College Guy: [Brooke is drinking alone at a bar. A guy sits successivo to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away] Buy te a drink?
Brooke Davis: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before te dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. te are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
[He leaves. Nikki is standing behind him and sits with Brooke]
Nikki: Nice work. Extra points for style.
Brooke Davis: I've seen te around. You're Jake's ex right?
Nikki: No, he's mine. te go to albero Hill?
[Brooke nods]
Nikki: So what brings te out into the big, bad, real world?
Brooke Davis: Anger, alcohol and a fake ID.
Nikki: Nice combo. Men?
Nikki: Dogs. Two of them. Ex boyfriend and backstabbing ex girly best friend.
Nikki: Typical. If te have a strand of hair and five minuti I can mostra te a great curse te can put on them.
Brooke Davis: Okay.
[She pulls out a strand of hair]
Brooke Davis: Bring it on, witch.
Nikki: Okay. What are their names?
Brooke Davis: Lucas and Peyton.
[Nikki looks at her]
Brooke Davis: Mm.
Nikki: And where are they tonight?
Brooke Davis: They are at a party that I was not invited to. Can te believe that? They sneak around like little mongrels and I get removed from the A list.
Bartender: Can I get te ladies anything?
Nikki: Yeah, two vodkas. And two for my new friend here.
Brooke Davis: Now you're talking, witchiepoo.
Nikki: Mm hm.
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"One albero Hill: Something I Can Never Have (#2.17)" (2005)
Charlotte: I mean, what do te do here without cute guys and good parties?
Brooke: [in southern accent] Well, we have a nightly bajo duel and then there's the cousin swap, and on Friday nights we all take baths together!
Nikki: Well, if it isn't the other woman
[Peyton]
Nikki: and my favourite travel agent
[Brooke]
Nikki: . Any other places you'd like to recommend?
Brooke: Yeah, far away from me - unless you'd like your successivo period to come out of your nose.
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"One albero Hill: It Gets Worse at Night (#4.17)" (2007)
Lucas Scott: That doesn't change the fact that we haven't seen a single car pass da since we've stopped.
Brooke Davis: Uh...
Lucas Scott: Until now.
[sees the bus coming]
Nathan Scott: That's a bus.
Brooke Davis: No, that's a tour bus.
Peyton Sawyer: Oh, please be The Foo Fighters!
Skills: Please be Kanye!
Chris Keller: [gets off the bus] Well, well.
Haley James Scott: Stupid Elvis Sandwhich!
Lucas Scott: How long has that light been on?
Brooke Davis: Just a little while but its kind of a pretty color and i liked it.
Brooke Davis: Bad Call?
Nathan Scott: Ha
[car makes funny sound]
Brooke Davis: bad call
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"One albero Hill: Things I Forgot at Birth (#4.2)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: Happy Birthday Brooke, welcome to 18. You've certainly made a mess of it.
Brooke: secondo hand death flowers, thanks... shoot me now.
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"One albero Hill: Racing Like a Pro (#5.2)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: And Mouth who was that?
Haley James: Oh, that's Carrie. She's our new nanny.
Brooke Davis: I'm sorry, have te Lost your mind? She cannot be your new nanny.
Haley James: Why?
Peyton Sawyer: Um, well, for starters, have looked at her, she is way too hot.
'Mouth' McFadden: OK, te two need to stop. Why does everything have to be about looks? te know, maybe she's a great nanny. o a great field reporter. Shouldn't that be the point and not her looks?
[pauses]
'Mouth' McFadden: Besides, if Haley doesn't hire her I won't get to see her in a bikini.
Haley James: Nice...
'Mouth' McFadden: Damn, she was hot.
Brooke Davis: It's my life, I'm taking a stand.
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"One albero Hill: Truth, amaro Truth (#2.8)" (2004)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Crack whore!
Peyton: [to Brooke] Slut!
Brooke: [to Haley] Liar!
Brooke: Someone once said:It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. Me... I just want to live a life I'm going to remember. Even if I don't write it down.
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"One albero Hill: The Trick Is to Keep Breathing (#2.9)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Why does everybody lie? te know, the bad guys lie to get in your bed, and the good guys lie to get into your heart. And I'm the idiot who falls for it every time
Lucas Scott: Brooke, te are not an idiot. Not even close. te know who te are, most people don't te know. That's why they lie. They are afraid people might find out who they are before they figure it out themselves.
Brooke Davis: Don't! I almost believed te were a decent guy. Somebody that can care about me. But do te know what? I've been lied to before, Felix and it almost killed me.
Felix Taggaro: Brooke. I'm not like Lucas.
Brooke Davis: No, you're not. te know why? Cause I'm not going to let te in. te don't get to have me, not my body and sure as hell not my heart. We're done.
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"One albero Hill: The Lonesome Road (#2.18)" (2005)
Karen Roe: It's past curfew, Brooke.
Brooke: [drunk] I know, I'm sorry. Bevin made me go to this party because I've been "drifting."
Karen Roe: Have te been drinking, Brooke?
Brooke: No, Karen, "drif-ting."
Lucas Scott: So what number are te up to, huh? Three?
Brooke: Four! Mop the cucina floor.
Lucas Scott: And you're using a sponge?
Brooke: Is that wrong?
Lucas Scott: Okay, Brooke, this is a mop.
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"One albero Hill: Life in a Glass House (#1.7)" (2003)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it...”Believing te will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, te know, tutor girls little Amore letter that te passed around earlier, the one that detto "Call, if te need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't te put some ice on it Brooke.
Tim Smith: So how exactly do te think you're gonna pull this off?
Brooke: Bartender's Amore me, watch this. Ahem...
Female Bartender: Ha... Soda o juice?
Brooke: Actually I was gonna ask te if te knew how to make a screaming orgasm?
Female Bartender: For a pretty girl like you?
[grabs a glass and starts mixing the drink]
Female Bartender: So what is this thing for anyway?
Brooke: Raven's basketball...
Female Bartender: And what position do te play?
Brooke: Cheerleader.
Female Bartender: Hmm, Cheerleaders and Jock's, there's gonna be a lot of hormones running around tonight.
[hands Brooke the glass]
Female Bartender: Don't go around advertising.
Brooke: Secret's sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza with me.
[walks away]
Tim Smith: I'll have what she's having...
Female Bartender: Soda o Juice?
[Tim leaves and the bartender rolls her eyes]
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"One albero Hill: How a Resurrection Really Feels (#3.9)" (2005)
Brooke: There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid.
Lucas Scott: Brooke...
Brooke: I was afraid of getting my cuore broken again, like before. 'Cause te hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of te and the way that te make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that te should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
Lucas Scott: Brooke! I'm sorry! What te did with Chris... it's okay.
Brooke: It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive!
Lucas Scott: Well, that's too bad because I forgive you.
Brooke: te can't!
Lucas Scott: I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for te Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt te last time we're together, but...
Brooke: I Amore you.
Lucas Scott: I Amore te too... pretty girl.
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with te and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One albero Hill: Spirit in the Night (#1.17)" (2004)
Brooke: Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little zappa posy. We are going down there.
Peyton: Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out I got your back.
Brooke: Great. Just don't stick another coltello in it.
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"One albero Hill: The Leaving Song (#1.21)" (2004)
[Brooke is drinking alone. A guy sits successivo to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away]
Guy: Buy te a drink?
Brooke: Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before te dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. te are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.
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"One albero Hill: With Tired Eyes, Tired Minds, Tired Souls, We Slept (#3.16)" (2006)
reporter: I'm here with student council president Brooke Davis. Brooke can te put into words how te might be feeling about this tragedy?
Brooke: te should be ashamed of yourself. There are kids inside our school fearing for their lives right now, terrified that someone’s gonna put a gun in their face and pull the trigger and te want to know how I'm feeling? Our pain is not a commodity for you. It's not a news bite to boost your ratings because tomorrow o the successivo giorno o the successivo week when we go back to school changed forever da a giorno that will never leave us, where are te gonna be? At the successivo tragedy thrusting your microphone in the face of the successivo fractured person asking them how they fell? Lady that is not journalism. te are not contributing anything to society. te are buzzards circling the carnage but te prey on the living. That is how I'm feeling but something tells me you're not gonna air that.
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"One albero Hill: Four Years, Six Months, Two Days (#5.1)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [noticing a computer featuring a magazine cover with a very skinny girl] Guys. Absolutely not. There's no way she gets on the cover of my magazine unless she gains ten pounds minimum. She looks unhealthy.
Clothes Over Bros employee: We just brainstormed.
Brooke Davis: Brainstorm better. Anorexia is a disease, it is not a fashion statement.
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"One albero Hill: To Wish Impossible Things (#1.18)" (2004)
Brooke: Real thing beat the internet don't they?
Mouth: Internet sucks!
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"One albero Hill: What Do te Go home To? (#5.14)" (2008)
Brooke: Baby and Brooke are going to be fine!
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"One albero Hill: Everything in Its Right Place (#4.11)" (2007)
Brooke: te still look like a slut.
Rachel Gatina: te still smell like a whore.
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"One albero Hill: Some te Give Away (#4.9)" (2006)
Brooke: I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because te had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks.
Haley James: Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well.
Brooke: I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here.
Rachel Gatina: te guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy... maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help - o it could just make things really horrible - that could be fun too.
Haley James: Okay, I'll go first.
[mimicking Rachel's voice]
Haley James: My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb culo who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.
Rachel Gatina: See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan... damn that was good.
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here... I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.
Peyton: Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I ha rubato, stola my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even detto 'thank you.'
Brooke: Okay, Peyton here again... have I mentioned that if te Amore me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.
Haley James: Brooke...
Bevin Mirskey: My name's Rachel and I have red hair.
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"One albero Hill: The cerca for Something più (#1.8)" (2003)
[Brooke walks up to Peyton at school a few days after Peyton had been drugged at a party]
Brooke: So, have te been to any bad parties lately?
[Peyton and Brooke both smile]
Brooke: C'mon, I'll walk te to History.
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"One albero Hill: Sad Songs for Dirty innamorati (#4.14)" (2007)
Brooke: If that isn't the skank calling the whore slut!
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"One albero Hill: My Way home Is Through te (#5.3)" (2008)
Brooke Davis: [to Peyton] I can't wait to see Victoria's face when she sees it... speak of the Devil, she is on the other line... of course.
Peyton Sawyer: Well, good thing you're already in Hell.
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"One albero Hill: The Desperate Kingdom of Amore (#2.1)" (2004)
Peyton: Buds over studs.
Brooke: Hoes over bros.
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"One albero Hill: All That te Can't Leave Behind (#1.5)" (2003)
Brooke: [to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with te and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?
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"One albero Hill: From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea (#3.2)" (2005)
Brooke: I didn't want to wake you, sleeping bitchy.
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"One albero Hill: Lifetime Piling Up (#2.20)" (2005)
Nathan Scott: [Nathan wakes up from his dream where Peyton and Brooke both like him] Haha I know te both want me.
Peyton Sawyer, Brooke: Yea, in your dreams!
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"One albero Hill: I Shall Believe (#1.14)" (2004)
Brooke: Tutor girl.
Haley James: Yeah, it's Haley.
Brooke: Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing te will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, te know, tutor girl's little Amore letter that te passed around earlier, the one that detto "Call, if te need anything... at all."
Nathan Scott: Haley, look...
Haley James: Stay away from me.
Nathan Scott: Why don't te put some ice on it Brooke.
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"One albero Hill: Locked Hearts and Hand Grenades (#3.6)" (2005)
Brooke: Bevin, what the hell was going through your size two brain?
Bevin Mirskey: te detto we could trade.
Brooke: Why is she wearing my necklace?
Bevin Mirskey: Because that was part of the trade.
Brooke: Okay, why would te trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?
Bevin Mirskey: Duh! Brooke, five is più than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.
Brooke: Right...
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"One albero Hill: Nothing Left to Say But Goodbye (#4.8)" (2006)
Brooke Davis: [approaching Peyton] Hey, I brought te something. Thought te could use it.
Peyton Sawyer: [opening the empty box] Am I missing something?
Brooke Davis: It's a to-go box. te know, since you're screwing my leftovers.
Peyton Sawyer: Really, Brooke? te seriously went through the trouble of bringing me an actual to-go box?
[pauses]
Peyton Sawyer: At least you're a dedicated bitch.
Brooke Davis: Says the dedicated slut.
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"One albero Hill: Where Did te Sleep Last Night? (#4.6)" (2006)
Rachel Gatina: [talking about Nick] Bottom line Brooke - you'll have to deal with him.
Brooke Davis: Deal with him? Deal with him how? Car crash, drowning, what do te suggest?
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"One albero Hill: Like te Like an Arsonist (#3.1)" (2005)
Brooke: Easy on the skanky innuendo!
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"One albero Hill: Suddenly Everything Has Changed (#1.15)" (2004)
Brooke Davis: Lucky thing te finding Lucas like that. If te didn't come along, who knows what might have happened.
Peyton Sawyer: Everything turned out okay.
Brooke Davis: No, not really. I don't know what hurts worse, te and Lucas sneaking around behind my back o te lying about it to my face.
Peyton Sawyer: Brooke...
Brooke Davis: No. The successivo time te want to steal my boyfriend, te might want to turn that thing off.
[Looks to the web cam]
Brooke Davis: I went into his room to check on him and his computer was on. I know te two were together. He meant everything to me, Peyton. And I was ready to try and be his friend if that's what he needed. And now I don't really care if I see either one of te again. She walks out.
[Peyton looks at the web cam. Lucas is watching her on his screen]
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"One albero Hill: A Multitude of Casualties (#3.5)" (2005)
Brooke: This is like dance auditions for "Crap, the Musical."
I got this from link
'One albero Hill' was renewed for Season 9. What will te get to see this successivo season? Are te looking inoltrare, avanti to it? Check out these spoilers for the new season starting in 2012.
Tyler Hilton will return successivo season for a few episodes. He will be playing Chris Keller again.
James Lafferty will be back, but we will only see him on about half of the episodes. He will be traveling più with his new job.
They are already reporting this will be the last season for the show. We have heard that before though.
We do not get a full season, but only 13 episodes this year.
'OTH' will air as a midseason show. It will start around January.
Will Lucas and Peyton return? It has not been decided yet, but both have detto they are not against the idea. Hilarie burton is a regular on 'White Collar' now.
We will not see 'OTH' in fall of 2011 except for repeats
Tyler Hilton will return successivo season for a few episodes. He will be playing Chris Keller again.
James Lafferty will be back, but we will only see him on about half of the episodes. He will be traveling più with his new job.
They are already reporting this will be the last season for the show. We have heard that before though.
We do not get a full season, but only 13 episodes this year.
'OTH' will air as a midseason show. It will start around January.
Will Lucas and Peyton return? It has not been decided yet, but both have detto they are not against the idea. Hilarie burton is a regular on 'White Collar' now.
We will not see 'OTH' in fall of 2011 except for repeats
"Don't cry for a guy
Let a guy cry for you
Couse girls give and forgive
But guys just get and forget"
"Couse in the end
It all hurts
Just the same"
"I suggest te back off unless
you'd like your successivo period
to come out of your nose"
"The bad guys lie to get te in bed
The good guys lie to get in your heart"
"How many moments in your life
Can te point to and say
That's when it all chaged?"
"You just had one Don't worry baby
The popularity thing's not so bad"
"This person is loved and protected da Brooke Davis
If te mess with them te mess with the wrong person"