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posted by gylfie
" mmmm," detto elliot
" mmmm" detto boog
" mmmm" detto mc squizzy
" yuck" detto buddy
" yuck" detto mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" detto everyone.
" see? i told te it was good" detto elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" detto the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" fieno elliot, i have to go." detto boog
" then GO" detto elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog
" the what?" asked elliot
" the ovel office, the think tank. the porselin throne, uh te know? the toilet?" detto boog
" oh, we don't have anything like that out here." detto elliot
" well what do te do?" asked boog
" te know.... i don't remember."
posted by jamesparson1999
One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his cabina wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead o unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny mulo with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, detto Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, detto Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the buck’s eyes. The eye was...
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