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posted by annieptc
A normal giorno at the CPZ, the penguins are going through their normal morning routine when the Alice alarm goes off suddenly. They all run up topside to see her carrying a large crate.

To the man on the walkie-talkie she says, “Yeah we’re hoping that this female will mate with one of the males.” Alice put the gabbia, cassa down and walked away.

From inside the crate, they all heard a mumble, “Mate my ass. What am I, a prostitute?” It was a pretty female voice.

Skipper examined the gabbia, cassa and said, “Kowalski, options.” Kowalski flipped through his notebook and looked over his options he planned...
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posted by spmana123
Rico was awoken da skipper the successivo day...Rico's back was hurting from sleeping on the cold floor...he got up and looked at everyone...

Skipper:Rico..? Why did u sleep on the floor? Wasn't Bruce supposed to sleep on the floor?

Everyone looked at Rico..even Bruce...Bruce have Rico a scary look...

Rico:I-I- let Bruce sleep on my bed...to be nice...

Skipper:oh...well...that was nice of u Rico...

Kowlaski have a suspicious look towards Rico...but quickly stopped hearing thier Cibo above was here...

Skipper:lunch time boys!

Everyone jumped up and stood separately as skipper divided the fish...

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Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope te enjoy it! :D


Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, o thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a pane box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...
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 The tital page to my story.
The tital page to my story.
Skipper woke with a start. He was in an unfamiliar room that had a rather sinister vibe about. Sitting up, he surveyed the room. It looked like a hospital room without the medical equipment.
    Skipper slipped out of bed. His toes curled at the contact to the cold white tiles as he walked over to the door. He opened it and found himself in a long hallway, facing a door with a plaque on it. Skipper read the plaque: Kowalski.
    Skipper opened the door. He was met with a room that looked exactly like his. Kowalski was curled on the bed, sound asleep. Skipper...
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By request of link. Hope I haven't Lost my touch. ;)


Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! te just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!


Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs da still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I detto not to ACTUALLY put caramelle coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...
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Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered da the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered da the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did te hear that pack of lies!...
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posted by legendary7
They tired and hungry, especially the lemurs who weren't used to walking so long.
Ma: "I'm beat. Can we stop for the night."
K: "Negative,"
The whole team was yawning. It was apparent they all needed rest.

It was dead silent for awhile.
P: "Help! Please some one!"
N: "I don't think anyone can hear te from in here, Private."
Private noticed Skipper groaning.
P: "Skipper, are te sure you're okay?"
S: "I have a major headache,"
N: "Wait, Skipper, did te say te were tired and dizzy before?"
S: "Yes, but why does that matter?"
N: "Did te get hit on your head?"
S: "Yeah, matter of fact I lost...
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I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!


I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my letto and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...
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posted by SJF_Penguin2
Note: For a while, I've had an idea about Scrivere a short scene with the unseen "My car!" guy, whose car is frequently damaged o destroyed da the penguins. And today I have written such a scene. I hope te will enjoy it.


The man sighed and then dialed his cell phone. "Hi, I would like to file a claim for the damage my car sustained this morning," he detto when his call was answered da an agent at the auto insurance company.

"What is the nature of the damage to your vehicle, sir?" the agent asked.

"It's totaled. There was an explosion of some sort...
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as marlene went back to her home to get ready julion comes.
julion:why heloo to te newcomer my name is king julion lord of the lemers ruler of the ringtails etc etc etc whom might te be?
marlene:my name is arlene.
julion:well since a dance wicth me your king will be hosting I was hoping if you'd be the one to dance with me?
marlene:I'm going with skipper so no thanks.
at midnight the dance had begin.
julion:I still haven't got one who will dance with me.
maurice:ok any gal who does not have a boy to dance with plz step forword.
no gal steps up(bekay and stacy are fighting over privete and marlene...
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posted by midnightangel88
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are te (wimpers)
pinkie: ciao whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: ciao where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued
posted by SJF_Penguin2
link if te would like to access the first chapter.


Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back sede, sedile through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have te named your little Friends yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told te in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

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Skipper, Rico and Marlene arrived at her house out in the woods...it was run down and hadn't been used in forever....Rico and Marlene had chills go down there spine...but skipper didn't care...if there was a way to save his friends...then he would do it... They entered the house...dust and trash everywhere.....but despite it being so dirty...they ventured on...trying to find clues...

Skipper:alright...Marlene and Rico. ...you go in the kitchen...and I'll check upstairs...

They both nodded there head and begun the search...while skipper headed upstairs....

Skipper went through every room upstairs...but...
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Julien had just run out if the nurses office, shaking after what he saw, he saw a dead body with its intenses all out, julien had ran out, and begun to throw up.

Julien:"gag" "gag" "cough"

Julien continued to do this until he wondered where Maurice was...why would Maurice leave him?

Julien: oh god....why was there a body in there?! Where are---

Julien then stood up and realized where he was....he remembers it all....skipper was right, they all were in here one time....

Julien: I remember everything.....I remember Maurice--

Julien then stood up and remembered what happened to Maurice....when Maurice...
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There he was, all da himself, standing in the long dark corridor all da himself, only just waking up about a ora ago, Kowalski was worried about where he was, nervous, he continued to walk threw the dark hallways, hoping to find someone o something to know where he was..

Kowalski: skipper! Rico! Julien! Where are te guys?! This isn't funny if this is a joke!, wait a second...what's this on the wall?

On the bacheca was a notice on the wall, saying a notice to all the faculty and staff to heavenly host elementary. Kowalski froze and begin to tremble with fear, a cold sweat began to go down his...
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posted by peacebaby7
Note: This is just supposed to be a conversation between all the animals. After I've completed, feel free to give suggestions for the continuing of the conversation. Lastly, I hope te enjoy it! :D

Skipper: "And the zoo's meeting will now come to order!"

KJ: "Oh smelly waterbird! I will have a frutta frullato, smoothie with mangoes, grapes, um... melograno and--"

Skipper: "Not that kind of order!"

KJ: "Well successivo time te will be making yourself più clear! I was looking inoltrare, avanti to that smoothie..."

Mort: "I will make the smoothie!"

Skipper: "Can we just get on with the meeting please!"

KJ: "I am royalty! I...
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Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do te see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And te can be my friend! Oh! And te can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! te must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*


Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! te must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*


Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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posted by peacebaby7
Congaga: Take 1

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga!--"

Julien: "Stay on key, Mort!"

Director: "Julien, that was you..."

Congaga: Take 2

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga! Walk on in! Congaga! te can't stop! Congaga! Jump in line & sing! Congaga!"

Julien: "Please don't be tardy! Be on time to this dance party! Please come to this con--Con--CON! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!...
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