I Pinguini di Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, te were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* te guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! te couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: te and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I detto I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski giorno Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did te stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski giorno Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE te ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: biscotti, cookie AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill te if te don't tell me where te Friends are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE successivo COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now te did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

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You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to data a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. te don't have to hook up with...

Natale part 2

posted by alex333

successivo morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what giorno is it
Private: it's the giorno before Natale
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the divano * te guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: te guys got to hide...

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Kowalski's jealous side!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"I Amore te my darling." Lilly detto blankly as she fed Kowalski a chocolate-sardine. *ugh....how degradeing....* " Oh, this is the best invention EVER!!" Kowalski detto happily as he munched on the fish. "Now all I have to do is keep that bow on her for another twelve hours and she will be forever mine!" Just then, Kitka swoops down from above. " ciao Lilly. Wanna hang out?" She asked in a friendly way. "I don't know. Do I?" Lilly asked as she turned to Kowalski. "Aw alright. " He detto playfully. Then Kitka grabbed Lilly and they flew away.
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ZOOVINEIR SHOP:SKIPPER+KITKA!!...

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I won't say I'm in love.singers:marlene and mittens(bolt)

posted by anna447

(as marlene realazes she's maybe in Amore with newbe timon(the lion king)she sings not knowing that mittens the cat is watching)
marlene:if theres a prize for rotten jugement.I geass I already won that.no man is worth the agrevachen,thats anchight heastrey been there done that
mittens:who te think your kidding he's the earth and haven to te try to keep it hidden huney I can see right trough you(marlene:oh noooooo)girl te can't cancella it I know how te feel and who te thinking of
marlene:oooh no chance no way I won't say it no no
mittens:you swoon te sigh why deni it oh oh
marlene:its too cleza...

The secret child! - Part 2: The confrontation.

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly woke up soon after, holding her stomach. " te do know te have to tell Skipper about this. Right?" Gloria asked sternly. Lilly shook her head. " Yeah, I know. But I don't know how he'll take it."
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LATER IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly was on the floor, trying to wake Skipper up. "W-w-what happened?" Skipper asked dazily. Lilly looked at him. " Im pregnant." She detto bluntly. "Oh yeah." Skipper replied, then he fainted again.
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2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!
Skipper wakes up YET AGAIN! " Will te STOP DOING...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

when marlene told the 3 good sorrsoreises about the boy she meet they told her she wasa princess and was betrochered to prince tamon.she was unhappy that she would not get to marry the man she loved.meanwile prince tamon thourt the girl was a pesent and told his uncele about her.the prince did'nt know he fall in Amore with the very girl he was ganna be foresed to marry.at the same time princess marlene was at the casele wepping about how she was not ganna marry who she loved.jane got marlene to the easten tower.as the sun begin to sat the good sorrsoreises flowed marlene. but when they got there...

A week with the girls!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

THE FOURTH DAY!
( ELAPSED TIME!)
There are no missions to complete, so the penguins just chill out and have fun! Skipper and Lilly are swimming in the lake in Central Park, havi'n fun, when they hear a shrill scream coming from the lemure habitat. " MORT!" They yell, and they were off.
---....---....---....---....---....---....- THE lemure HABITAT!
Skipper and Lilly arive just in time to see Mort scrunched up in a cute little fluffy ball, crying. " I-I saw things, HORRIBLE THINGS!" The poor little lemure cried. " What did te see Mort!?" Skipper asked hastily. " Somebody SHAVED MARLENE!!!" Mort...

What te don't know won't hurt you- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. ciao boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did te steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the Queen looks around the habbitat for her daughter Lilly dives underwater. ( Why is she here! She wasn't supposed to know where I am! I told her I was in Monticarlo!) Lilly thought to herself. Then one of the beefy bodygaurds pulls Lilly out of the water, and places her in front of her mother. " PRINCESS LILLIAN! HOW DARE te LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR WEARABOUTS?! I THOUGHT te WERE IN THE MONTICARLO TRAINING FACILITY FOR PRINCESSES!!!" " Heh heh. Lillian." Skipper jokes to the boys. " Mother. How did te find out where I am!?" " Who told you?! Kam, Roxy, Joaney!?" Lilly asked feeling...

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Secret admirer- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for te for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, te don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of Amore o affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even più mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...

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A Little Girly To Rescue

posted by EppofangirlXD

A Little Girly To Rescue

By EppogirlXD

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave," Skipper detto grinning, looking at the new group of school children who had just stopped da their habitat. It was routine–everyday, they acted cute and did performances for the humans. Nothing ever went wrong on this perfectly sunny day–until now.

The kids were squealing and running around while the teachers tried to keep them at bay. "Okay, now kids," Their teacher was now out of breath, "Line up here with your buddies."

Still squealing and laughing, the kids stumbled in front of their teacher in two lines with their...

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lions,and tigers,AND PENGUINS?! chaper1: the rumor

posted by fun123fun

NOTE: IN THIS SERIES SOME OF THE STORYS IS BASE ON A TURE STORY
NOTE2: THIS STORY HAS NO LIONS IN IT EVEN IF THE titolo SAYS LIONS

One giorno the penguins were keeping the crowd entertined da doing there adorible tricks. The mostra was over and the crowed was off going to see other animali where più people went to see them untill they heard people screming.

"what was that skippa?"private said
"thats just the crowd talking about the show"skipper said
"no not that that. that" kowlski detto and turned skipper around and points where the sound is comeing from.
the screaming stoped and there the penguins...

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The New Recruit: Part 6

posted by TeamPeeta649

The boys were out on the platform, doing their morning stretches. But Kowalski's mind was somewhere else. It was on Tara. It was the giorno after they had kissed and his head was in the clouds.

Skipper:"Kowalski!"

The rest of the team was watching him as he stared at nothing. Kowalski shook his head as if to clear it.

Kolwalski:"Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just um...thinking about one of my new inventions."
Skipper:"Think about that on your own time Kowalski. We've got training to do."

They contiuned on with their exercises but Kolwalski still couldn't concentrate. Finally Skipper told him to take...

Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 2

posted by jackandjill2

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was Scrivere up his daily segnala to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide da zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a caramelle store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

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Skipper and the Church, Epilogue: Return

posted by beastialmoon

Everyone was gathered around the billboard. A sign, legible only da the chimps, had been tacked on the billboard.

“Excuse me, coming through, excuse me.” Marlene pushed her way to the front of the crowd. she tried to make sense of the markings, but could not.

“What’s it say?” she asked Mason.

“There is a guest speaker this Sunday for the morning service. Although who, it doesn’t say.”

The crowd murmured. Who could be speaking? They wondered. their best speaker so far had been a ara from the Washington Zoo, and even he stumbled a bit.

Sunday came, and the whole zoo crowded...

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A secondo chance for Amore (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

The successivo after Skipper’s and Marlene’s data that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your data last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...

Voliet's Revenge: 3

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"Hand me those needle nose pilers." ordered a female machanist. "Here te go, sweetheart." detto a male voice. "Hey, Janie, there's another mustang in need of a battery." "Not now, Emilie." "Chance?" asked Emilie. "Tell them to bring it in tomorrow." "K." replied Emilie. "So how's your little sis, Kaitlyn." "Dunno, don care." detto the skinny pinguino simply. But she knew everything that had been going on, on the humanless island. Little did anyone know she was a spy and assassin for Voliet.

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"Wakey wakey." "Whaaa!?" Kaitlyn immediatly jumped up. "Hello, pretty...

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Chapter 3: I find a File that says Kaboom.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Uncle Skipper?" I detto in a hush tone as I peeked my head inside the door. I could hear my sister Athena getting all flattered da the commenti they had made about her.
"Uncle Skipper? Your arch nemesis is the TV..."
Skipper tossed to the other side "ughh he got in prison..That's nice Kowalski.. Go and finish that invention of yours..."
"No! Uncle Skipper it's Widget! Dr. Blowhole is on the TV!" I started to tap him.
Skipper smacked my flipper away like I was a fly.
"Only one thing to do..." I pushed him out of the bed. That got him up.
His eyes had fuoco in them "Widget! Didn't I tell te NOT TO...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I detto I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How te doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. secondo anno on the force.
She was...

A pinguino Amore Story part 5

posted by Shadowpenguin

Skipper's turn to tell about his childhood. "Well, I was born somewhere, out the zoo, life wasn't easy. My family lived on a stormy cliff. One day, I fell into the water. A pelliccia foca, guarnizione went after me, I escaped da boarding a Navy ship. The humans on the ship used me as a spy, to spy against enemies. But a zoo took me away and, here I am,"

Pluma squinted at Skipper. "That can't be your whole story!" Skipper looked uncomfortable. "It's......... classified," He murmured. Pluma understood. "Okay, I'm fine with that, just as long I'm with you...it's okay," She reassured him, seeing his guilty face. Skipper...