1.The universal languages
2.Sometimes bullies just need a hug
3.What goes around, comes around (unless the universe blinks)

4. uh...never trust a badger? :P

5. Never let Rico have too much kaboom XD

6. Not all people love their jobs. *cough* Alice. *cough*
7. Peanut and Butter are completely unrelated.
8. Dolphins get hunted in the seas, but prowl the land.

9.Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself XD
10.Wedgies, Contagious Viruses, Flaming Sacks of Doo Doo, and poisoned pie are things one might give to an enemy
11.Maurice is a great Painter

12. Slap hippies, they are morally wrong.
13. Skipper cannot set foot in Denmark.
14. If at first you don't succed, try again, if at 47 times, just give up dammit!! *cough* Kowalski.

15. Never question the king.
16. Mort loves the king's feet.
17. Some chimpanzees cannot talk, only sign language.
18. Private is addicted to Peanut Butter Winkies.
19. Porcupines are sometimes apologetic.
20. Earth has cookies and oxygen.
21. Skipper sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown.
22. Surrender is a verb. It means to give up or yield.
23. For Kowalski, love is a chemical reaction in the brain inducing bliss.
24. Marlene doesn't know what a snowcone is.
25. Marlene is a three time internet popularity contest winner.

Sorry, it was too long. :))

26. Private is a heart attack waiting to happen.
27. Rico has a lot of awesome stuff in his gut.
28. Kowalski is not a guy that would get along with the ladies.
29. If Marlene was dumped in the Mexico-American border, she'd go wild to cross it.
30. Skipper is fat, not muscle.

31. Twolien is a number

32. There are no such things as butterscotch lolly trees.

33. sSkipper has fearless moxie, yet he is afraid of needles.
34. Kowalski is afraid of the dentist
35. Whistling makes Private feel like a pretty butterfly.

36. Buck Rockgut is a macaroni penguin.
37. Julien is an awesome mime.
38. Apologizing is for the weak and wrong, which Julien is.
39. Skipper is an awesome dancer.
40. All of the penguins are comic book geeks.

I just realized that most of what we put up there are just PoM facts and not the moral ones that I think redcam is talking about. XD

36. Marlene is very naive
37. Never tell a badger that they are "Badgering" you
38. Skipper is VERY paraniod
39. Rico loves BOOM!! *and Miss Perky! XD*
40. It IS possible for Kowalski to turn into a retard!!
50. Private is a disco penguin!
60. Julien is OBSESSED witth both his feet, and his BOOTY!! X3
61. Maurice makes Julien earwax smoothies behind his back.
62. Mort LOVES DA FEET!!
63. Burt the Elephant has a tattoo!
64. Mason is really Canadian
65. And, THE SPIDERMONKEYS AREN'T REALLY HALF SPIDER!!!! DX AHHHHH!!!

53. Kowalski is the smartest penguin...ever.

54. Kitka eats small mammals.
55. Skilene has been showed several times blatantly.
56. The show has influenced a rise in roleplaying.
57. Kowalski needs to test his inventions on OTHER people, not himself.
58. Don't swallow a bomb after you set it for 30 minutes.
59. Interspecies relationships are possible.
60. Rico hates nerd talk, even though he can't talk.

61. According to Kowalski, fish are brain food
62. Julien said that Kings and violent mobs are natural enemies in the wild.

63. You do not ever get between a penguin and his water.

64. Julien has a day dedicated to himself, even though it's not his birthday.
65. Humans can never be like animals.

66. There is no such thing as too much paranoia!

67. According to Skipper, there's only one way to do a job, the right way, Skipper's way.

68. According to Private, there is a little man, who turns on and off the lights, inside the refrigerator.

69. Sugar stabilizes things

70. Kowalski has a tattoo of Doris the Dolphin
71. Private's role model is Kowalski
72.Crono means time
73.Private is gullible and expendable
75. According to Kowalski Eggs are Egg shaped
76.Private and Kowalski have sweet beaks
77.Skipper has a twitchy eye
78.Skipper dreams about Doris
79.Doris wants some one 'hipper'
80.Skipper Loves playing Hot Patato with a bomb. XD

82. There are 8 continents.
81. Atlantis is a continent.

83. Alice dances while no one is looking XD
84. dolphins have skins that are vary soft! x3

82.K..........................wait a mi.nute...........Kowalski has a tattoo of DORIS!? HAHAHAHAAH!!!XD

82.Kowalski has alot more fans in the show than in the movies
83.Skipper wears man-thongs when he goes to the beach......;)
84.Private dosn't tan too easily....YIKES!

84. I can spell penguin and Madagascar. (Already knew how, lol.)

85. Skipper is right-flippered.
86. The only way to tell male penguins from female penguins is a DNA test (I already knew this one).
87. Julien could definitely use a refresher course in geography.
88. Julien purports to have girlfriends in Canada.
89. Julien has (or at least had) a spare crown.
90. Beware of fortune cookies that are anything but.
91. When is comes to Manfredi and Johnson, both went down but only one went up.
92. Number 92 is classified. Sorry.

93. Theres no such thing as space ladders...yet.

94. Julien has the case of the stupids.

95. The answer to anything is smile and wave
96. Manfredi and Johnson can be used for lessons
97. Without friends you go insane
98. Sometimes you need your friends more than you think you do

99. Opposites don't always attract

100. My name is Francis, and i am NOT Dr blowhole. ( YES! 100th post!)

101) Bazillion is a real number.
102) The International Numbers Council declared bazillion a real number.
103) The International Council's Council declared that the International Numbers Council existed.

104.Doris is Blowhole's sister.
105. Kowalski is ambidextrous.
106. Penguins CAN cry (Big STANK)
107. Dance is the most irrational weapon of all, according to Kowalski.

Okay, sorry its not that interesting....X3

108. "mort" comes from the latin word "morte" as in dead
109. The brain's stronger than desire.
110. Nothing's stronger than desire.

111) Never buy gold-capped teeth unless you're sure you like apples.

112. Sewer rats have new jersey accents, and their leader is someone my OC finds unusually attractive.
113) Manfredi and Johnson are alive

114. dogs think lemurs are cats
115. lunacorns can be violent when taken over by an evil Spirit.
116. lunacorns have the power of imagination.
117. skipper is very grumpy and paranoid (more than usual) when he is sleep deprived

118) Penguins don't have lips. XD
119) There is such a thing as 'moon cheese content'.
120) With the right determination and freakish strength, you can work under extreme conditions, such as: freezing cold or blazing hot weather, earthquakes, and snake attacks.

Scientists are awesome!...No wait, I already knew that...

121) One can avoid the effects of Private's Hyper-cute if you are under the effects of Kowalski's Persona Disentanglizer.

122) Rico is a penguin, and he has eaten penguin.

123) Miss Perky is also a princess.

124) Kowalski has the ability to sound exactly like the Red Squirrel.

125) Kowalski used sock puppets and a bowling pin to describe worse case scenarios.

126) Manfredi and Johnson are real and alive.
127) Skipper was once a comic book geek.
128) Lunacorns can make your bruises go away in a heartbeat.

129 Kowalski hates Broccoli
130 Kowalski will try broccoli with cheese
131 Parker is a freak of nature and/or evolution's grab-bag
132 Skipper wishes Kowalski had poison spurs
133 there is 4th wall breaking in the series
134 "Dr Blowhole" commands more respect than a name like Francis
135 Doris invites her brother over for thanksgiving
136 Doris has no knowledge of Dr Blowhole
137 Dr blowhole got his degrees legally over the internet
138 manfredi and Johnson sound like blues singers with their gruff voices
139 The short one.... i THINK it's Manfredi can play harmonica
140 The tall one is good at handball
141 Arch enemies always return
142 There is no such thing as too much paranoia
143 remember number 142 and forget you ever heard it
144 Blowhole has a segway with a plunger button
145 Flippy is a good judge of photographs
146 Blowhole and the lobsters went to Cancun
147 Blowhole has a checkbook
148 Rico's doll looks like she has breast implants
149 Rico can get hypnotized by the sonar
150 Officer X's real name is classified because his momma told him it was

151: kowalski likes peanuts.
152: Kowalski likes butter.
153: Kowalski does not like peanut butter. WIERD

154) Kowalski can't read yet can write mathematical equations without difficulty.
155) Santa is real.
156) Doris has dated a porpoise, a manatee, and an octopus.
157) Century old herring will turn you into Rico
158) The cure for eating century old herring is no food for 24 hours.
159) It's best to hope you never live to see a Defcon Rad.
160) There are five stages of grief.

161 There is a Lost Treasure of some long-dead golden squirrel in the old sewers of NYC

162. Space squids always start with the heads.

163. If you've been bad you get a reward for just NOT being bad. (that's a America. baby! XD)

164. Nice guys don't do always finish last.

165. Salt doesn't melt space squids.

166. Kowalski's voice goes so high it can break glass.

167) It is possible to make a living blob of jello
168) You can't hear people when there's a toilet stick on your face.
169) Given the standard diameter of 14 inches and the hardness of an oak, a woodchuck could chuck about four logs, you know, if they could chuck wood.
170) Happiness is a warm foot.