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“Busted”
June 23, 2014

    After a long giorno of training, dealing with Julien, and protecting the zoo, Skipper busied himself on a top-secret solo mission. . . .

    “You think you’re smooth, Hans, but you’re not as smooth as me. Especially not like . . . this!” Skipper detto to the mirror as he held the fake mustache to his beak. He straightened his cowboy hat and shined his sheriff badge. “Now, that’s what I call a rugged Belvidere if I do say so myself.”

    Skipper turned at different angles to the mirror as he admired...

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico da the stairs. "Are te both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski detto out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

The leopard foca, guarnizione roared angrily, and knock all the penguins off their feet with its strong tail. The foca, guarnizione gazed around its prey, and its eyes landed on young Private. It picked up Private with its teeth, and smashed him against the bacheca of ice.

With Private stunned, the foca, guarnizione pinned him to the wall. Private gave Skipper a look, a certain look that was full of all sorts of indescribable emotions. Skipper looked back at him, as the foca, guarnizione opened its deadly jaws, and went in for the kill.

“NOT MY SON, te B****!” Skipper yelled as he jumped on the head of the seal. The foca, guarnizione stopped trying to kill...

Just as Jeremy was gonna say something to Skipper, Lilly woke up. "Morning guys! How long have te two been up?" She asked, rubbing her eyes. Jeremy gave Skipper the most devious little look on his face. "LILLY! I SAW SANDRA FLIRTING WITH SK--" Skipper grabbed Jeremy and clasped him inside his flippers. Lilly looked at Skipper suspiciously. "Skipper....what was Jeremy going to say?" She asked, getting closer to Skipper. As this was going on, Sandra came out of the bathroom. "What's going on....." She asked nervously, hoping that Lilly wasn't looking for her. Then, Lilly's eyes switched from...

Private and the boys have been bothering me all giorno as soon as I woke up.
me: Go fly kites
skipper: there's no fun in flying kites, Kaitlyn
Me: Okay whoever can keep their aquilone up the longest will get a sweet prize
Kowalski:Okay I make a aquilone
Private,Skipper,and Rico: Us too

Outside the habitat

Kowalski's aquilone was a technology looking kite.
Rico's was a shark
Private's was a plane
Skipper's had a saying I'm the beast
Kowalski: You're going down Guys
Rico: Nuh-Uh
Skipper: your the one who is going to weep
When the wind pick up they all threw their kites up.
But plane's got stuck in a albero because his...

It was sunny the successivo giorno and the girls were thrilled that they won but this was suddenly going to change.
"We want a rematch,girls" the boys detto angrily.
"Fine!" I screech "Lets go bowling!"Everyone yelled.

The tournament was held in KJ habitat.
There where two teams the white and the orange.
The boys went first because they Lost last time. But I kept on yelling "Your going to miss it, Skipper." But, His ball went into the gutter "Good Job!" Jeremy said.But he knocked down two pins and now they have two points.
It was lily's turn successivo she knocked down 5 Pins and then got a spare. Kowlaski was...

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what Amore is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what te wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

Right when the penguins turned their cute little booties twoards the students to begin the act, the girl turns twoards the back of the habitat, and inconspicuously walks there. " Kowalski, Lilly, check out what that girl's up to." Skipper whispered as he waddled around like a little top. They shook their heads and did as they were told.
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BEHIND THE HABITAT!!!!!!
Kowalski and Lilly stick to the shadows and while under a bench, they see an unexplainable sight. The girl from the class was holding a rat! *Weird huh?* It turns out, she was threatening it! " Look."...