I was extremely bored, so I restarted on LeafGreen. All of this stuff is happening in the game (but im making it, well, più intersting)
Trixie: *sleeping in her bed*
Prof. Oak: *comes in through window* Hello there! Glad to meet you!
Trixie: *wakes up* Who the hell are you? AND WHAT ARE te DOING IN MY BEDROOM?!?!
Oak: Welcome to the World of Pokemon!!!!
Trixie: Um... te still havent answered my questions, te creep.
Oak: My name is Oak. People affectionately refer to me as the POKEMON PROFESSOR!!!!!!
Trixie: Um, okaaaaay. NOW WHY THE HELL ARE te IN MY ROOM!?!?!?
Oak: Please, please, shut your mouth until I am finished speaking. *covers her mouth*
Trixie: *pushes Oak* Leave me alone, te weirdo! *pushes him out the window* *goes back into her bed* Now to go back to sleep.
Oak: *climbs back in window* WAIT!! Are te a boy, o a girl?
Trixie: WTF?!? And our story begins........