Duets (EP01)
Rachel: "-Broadway mostra first..."
Puck: "Shut up."

Grilled Cheesus (EP03)
Puck: "I mean I see God every time I make out with a new chick."
Rachel: "Okay, th-that doesn't make any sense. In fact it's stupid!"
Puck: "Are te calling mister Billy Joel stupid?"

Duets (EP04)
Will: "Bad news guys; Puckerman's in juvie."
Tina: "Really was just a matter of time."
Quinn: "What did he do?"
Will: "He drove his moms Volvo through the front of a convenience store and drove off with the ATM."
Rachel: "W-when is he getting out?"

Never Been Kissed (EP06)
Rachel: "SPIES!"
Puck: "Lighten up."

The Substitute (EP07)...