I do think that te probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add più to the lista when I find più sites I think te should probably avoid. So if anyone sends te links to the following sites, te have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad da the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.
UNLESS te ARE A SICKO I ADVISE te NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated da you. I was so Come d’incanto da your beauty that I ran into that bacheca over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime te passed by, just so I could stare at te a bit longer. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I...
1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying o you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all te want even if she is the kind who will out chug te in birra and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names te never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
Truth o dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth o dare questions, which will help te to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.
Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Describe the strangest dream te have ever had in your life?
What is the one quality o feature te would like to change about yourself?
Do te have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend o boyfriend's friend?
Do te think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
1. Unplug the refrigerator. 2. Turn the forno on. 3. Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.) 4. Hide the remote. 5. Hide the television. 6. Hide the pets. 7. Change the answering machine message. 8. Turn off the answering machine. 9. Change the speed dial numbers. 10. Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier. 11. Add...
Here are my lista of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let te know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh. (Make sure your not drinking anything o eating anything te might spit it o something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends? Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the scopa late to work? It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the baia they'd be bagels.
What a baciare means kiss on forehead: I adore you kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together kiss on hand: respect you kiss on neck: I want you kiss on shoulder:we belong together kiss on lips: I Amore you
What gestures mean: Holding hands: I like te a lot slap on butt:that belongs to me hold on tight:I don't want to let te go looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful play with hair:you're perfect arms around waist:this is mine laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you
*********** A good boyfriend would: Txt te everysecond he's not at your side hug te every chance te get &stays with you...
Found this on Google 1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS o If te find a camicia store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!" 2. go to the Cibo court and go to a fast Cibo place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a tavolo Canto elmo's world theme. 3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as te can "I Amore THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT giorno AND NIGHT!" 4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until te see an old lady/guy...