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Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst Film of...
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I do think that te probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add più to the lista when I find più sites I think te should probably avoid. So if anyone sends te links to the following sites, te have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad da the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS te ARE A SICKO I ADVISE te NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as te are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let te see us cry, unless we want te to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if te are interested. But we will later deny it o make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot o sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for te (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if te don't like what we wear...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated da you.
I was so Come d’incanto da your beauty that I ran into that bacheca over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime te passed by, just so I could stare at te a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying o you'll get some action faster than a pit toro on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all te want even if she is the kind who will out chug te in birra and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names te never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth o dare Questions

Truth o dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth o dare questions, which will help te to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream te have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality o feature te would like to change about yourself?

Do te have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend o boyfriend's friend?

Do te think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by milorox18
1. I Amore the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Amore the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Amore the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Amore the way te look at me.

5. I Amore how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Amore the way I can’t imagine a giorno without te in my life.

7. I Amore the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Amore the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Amore the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Amore how I know you’ll always be there when I need te to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do te have a crush on?

If te had to data anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity te would want to make out with

Name five people te hate and why te hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have te ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If te did, what did te do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have te ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have te had your first kiss, if te have, were was it and who was it with?

Have te ever seen a parent naked?

Have te ever seen animali reproducing?

Have te stalked anyone,...
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cappuccio AF
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1. Go outside, and if te see someone, take the random person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic baciare scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger sede, sedile of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Cani only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Canto in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with te guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person successivo to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your domande to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, te answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, te answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, te answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, te say “is that so?”
5. If te so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher te did not turn in your homework because te were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, o to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get te in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly da giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the successivo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - te may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin berretto, tappo and feed him grapes when...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cerchio that had its two sides gently compressed da a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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posted by pure-angel
I Found that on the internet

1. When te were young, were te involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement o against Vietnam? Why o why not?

2. What tells te when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your preferito car when te were young?

4. How often do te go over the speed limit?

5. Were te considered popolare in middle school o high school? Why o why not?

6. Did te have big fights with your mom when te were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did te have big fights with your dad when te were...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When te sleep over never boss me around in letto unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If te don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” o “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If te want sex, just ask. (In case te didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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I got bored, so here te go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here da my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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