a blond having a bad giorno walk into the bathroom with a pencil in one hand and a tampon in the other, when she's finished she says where did my pencil go??
Once there were 2 zebras,one zebra asks the other: "am i white with black stripes,or black with white stripes? The other risposte "ask God" That night before the first zebra went to bed, he prayed.God replied..."You are what te are" The zebra was confused da this & the successivo giorno he asked the secound zebra what it ment.the secound zebra replied..."I guess te are white with black stripes,otherwise god would have said,'yo is what yo is'.".......sorry its a little mean...
ok. a man ran into another man and thought it was a woman and detto ciao your very cute and the other man detto help me hlep me.....then came the cops and there was a woman cop and the man detto so how are te man and she detto give me the cuffs......
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listen i know u want to fit in with me cuz.. but u cant ok u stay on ur side dont talk to me cause im mad at u...
