Cookie Monster's got a gun Cookie's got a gun Big bird's on the run Ernie's dialin' 911 What made Cookie snap, Was he tired of big birds crap? They detto when Cookie was arrested They found Oscar headless in the trash I hear that Gordon's really runnin Now that cookie monsters got a gun, The streets never gonna be the same. Cookie Monster's got a gun Cookie Monster's got a gun Grover's head has come undone Sesame street's not real fun - *GUNSHOT* te want me to walk around sesame strada, via without a bulletproof vest?!? Forget about it!