A Japanese man comes up to te and offers te 10000000 Yen (Just about $10000) if te lick the sidewalk. This Japanese man happens to have on a pair of swords and a kimono. What do te do?

 A Japanese man comes up to te and offers te 10000000 Yen (Just about $10000) if te lick the sidewalk. This Japanese man happens to have on a pair of swords and a kimono. What do te do?
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the japanese guy in the pic is hotz....sorry
Ninjacupcake posted più di un anno fa
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He kind of is. XD
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Ninjacupcake said:
Im geussing that te want me to say that i take the sword, cut of his genitals and then procede to take his money, but being SO happy, lick the sidewalk anyways....

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Take a samurai's sword...good luck. :/ Not even I would try that. XD
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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ITZ SEEMS ZHAT ZOU ARE OBZZEZZES VITH Giappone VHILE I LIKE RUSSIAN ACCENTS....
Ninjacupcake posted più di un anno fa
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YES JOIN!!!!!
Trainofdoom posted più di un anno fa
xxXsk8trXxx said:
Call the police.
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Why, the samurai has not done anything wrong yet.
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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He's holding swords, wants me to lick the sidewack, and is offering me money. It may be a hoax, and he might want to kill me.
xxXsk8trXxx posted più di un anno fa
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te are only being paranoid, A samurai will not just kill someone, and this was really just a childish dare, he is not forcing te and he is offering money. He has not killed anyone with the swords first of all and secondo of all how do te know the swords are not fake?
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
Hidden said:
I'm a ninja so...INSTANT DEATH NO JUTSU.
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Shinobi wa baka desu. :p
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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MMMM....ZONT GET PEOPLE MAD NOW MZ. DOOMZDAY..
Ninjacupcake posted più di un anno fa
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I ment no offeze!!!
Trainofdoom posted più di un anno fa
Chaann94 said:
I'd tell him I can't take money from people armed with knives... and that he's carrying very large ones... o.O
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Samurai: They are not real swords, actually this is my cosplay. I was on my way to an Anime convention with my father, the owner of toshiba, who I am still waiting for.
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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Me: Oh... But I'm not allowed to take money from people I don't know because the money could become evil and eat me alive.. O.O
Chaann94 posted più di un anno fa
MrOrange16 said:
Tell him to get back on his time machine.
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Samurai: No time machine, I am in cosplay. 0_0
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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Shit.... nurse, he got out again. >.>
MrOrange16 posted più di un anno fa
RoohWinchester said:
I'd tell him to fuck off.
Only $10.000? You're really stupid if te think I'm going to lick the sidewalk for $10.000.
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Samurai: Sumimasen, >_> Rude...
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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Make it interesting. If te offer me $1.000.000 maybe I'll consider it
RoohWinchester posted più di un anno fa
xxemogirl101xx said:
take the sword and stab him, than take the money and say, TO THE MALL!
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The swords where fake and could not pierce him, however another Japanese man in a suit saw this and called the police on te for attempted murder.
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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... runs away and was never seen again
xxemogirl101xx posted più di un anno fa
Lolly4me2 said:
I'd do it.
I fucking Amore the japanese. They could tell me to slap my mom and I would.
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Samurai: Awesome, I didn't think anyone would do it. *hands te all of the money as well as a ticket and passport for te and your family to visit Giappone curtacy of the Toshiba corperation.*
samuraibond005 posted più di un anno fa
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*bows to Samurai* Thanks, man -w-
Lolly4me2 posted più di un anno fa
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UMMM... i LOOOVE Giappone but, i wouldnt wanna go now.... if u know what i mean...*begins praying for the japanese...*
Ninjacupcake posted più di un anno fa
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Then obviously I would go to help out.
Lolly4me2 posted più di un anno fa
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