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Tell me some funny jokes, i wanna laugh. PROPS WILL BE dato

it can be clean dirty, i rather it be dirty:)
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im i the only one Leggere this and not laughing?
JudyNails posted più di un anno fa
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no u are not alone:)
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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mine sucks but i thought at least one person would like it
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AvatarAang97 said:
A friend told me this a anno ago.(he was 10 years old)

There once this three guys named Shut up, Crap and Manners.One giorno Crap got sick and went into the hospital and Manners took him,but Manners car broke down so he called Shut up to pick him up.So while Shut up was driving to pick up Crap and Manners,he got pulled over da a cop for speeding. The cop asked him "What is your name" and then he detto "Shut up" the cop asked him "What is your name" he detto once again "Shut up" and the cop asked him a third time" what is your name" he detto once again "Shut up" and the cop asked "where's your manners" then Shut up detto "picking up Crap"

Yes I know it's a bit corny but it's the best I got. :D
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lol I Amore that joke! My bro told it to me! *votes best*
rapunzeleah123 posted più di un anno fa
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lol best one
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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lol
Zukania99 posted più di un anno fa
happyfreak said:
there was once this girl in Sunday school. she kept falling asleep so the teacher woke her up and asked "who died for our sins?" the boy behind the girl poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh God!!!"

the teacher went on and the girl fell asleep again. well, the teacher woke her up again and asked her "who died for our sins?" once again the boy behind her poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh sweet jesus!!!"

the teacher continues again and the girl falls asleep again. the teacher wakes her up and asked "what did Eve say to Adam after their 57th child?" the boy behind the girl poked her again. this time she answered "you stick that thing in me again and i'll break it off!!!"

and if your wondering, yes it does sound better in person.
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hisagi_wolf said:
ok lets see if i can remember this one...a friend told me this it was really funny to me

A pirate goes into a pet store to buy a parrot. The pet store only had one and the pirate took him. The pirate takes him home and says "alright lets see what te can do." the pirate hold a cracker in front of the pappagallo and says "polly want a cracker." The pappagallo says "fuck te one eye." The pirate then says "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The pappagallo then says "fuck te one eye." The pirate gets angry and says "you know what fuck this." The pirate puts the pappagallo in the freezer for five minuti then takes him out and detto "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The pappagallo says "f-f-fuck te one eye." Then the pirate puts the pappagallo in the freezer for 15 minuti then takes him out again the says "now, polly want a cracker." The pappagallo is now freezing and says "f-f-f-f-fuck te one eye." So the pirate puts the pappagallo back in the freezer for 30 minuti then looks and sees the pappagallo Frozen with one wing covering his eye and its middle finger sticking up.

i thought this was really funny.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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That's one bamf parrot.
LinaHarrow posted più di un anno fa
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lol i remember that one hisagi it was really funny when te told me that.
Toshiro_ice posted più di un anno fa
MsPropHouse said:
Me: There is EVIL in my closent
Dad: Evil?
Me: Yeah my sister EVIL.
Dad: Ha! Ha!
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now i shall give u a prop.
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
redshortee said:
its not gonna be funny o make te laugh, but its worth a try:
what do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe??




Answer:
Roberto!!

---->i failed<----
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats toooooo funny. yeah u failed, sorry. but i still have a heart, omaggio
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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Thank this world for kind hearted ppl!! xD
redshortee posted più di un anno fa
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I agree. te did fail.
r-pattz posted più di un anno fa
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Hahaha XD
deathroman13 posted più di un anno fa
Trainofdoom said:
Once upon a time there was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs, his mother told him to stop sucking his thumbs, he continued to suck his thumbs. So his mother cut off his thumbs...

He now has no thumbs.


THE END.
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............ok that acually made laugh.it took me a while but i laughed.
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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WTC!?
rapunzeleah123 posted più di un anno fa
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*applauds*
r-pattz posted più di un anno fa
GaGaBoi said:
What are the only type of Bee's that make Milk?




... Boobee's.






(it's nearly 3am here, don't judge me!)
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lol. its almost 10 pm here
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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i HEARD that one! so funneh
RobinFan360 posted più di un anno fa
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DAmn nasty XD
deathroman13 posted più di un anno fa
ultrasonic34 said:
What did the blonde name her zebra? Spot! :D
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:)
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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lol
BlindBandit92 posted più di un anno fa
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lol
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rapunzeleah123 said:
Okay, so I heard this one, it's dirty but I laughed really hard at it:)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel In his crotch. The barkeeper says, "what the...? Why...?" and the pirate goes, "Aarrgh! It's drivin me nuts!"
Yeah, I know.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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Glad te liked it:)
rapunzeleah123 posted più di un anno fa
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lol
Zukania99 posted più di un anno fa
arcticwolf07 said:
Well, I'd Amore to tell te some jokes, but you'd only laugh at me!
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Isn't that the point? =P
r-pattz posted più di un anno fa
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true
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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XD maybe that was her joke XD
RobinFan360 posted più di un anno fa
RobinFan360 said:
one giorno a married couple had sex and then the woman looked under the sheet and saw that the man had a cucumber.she asked him,"do te always do that?" he answered "yes" so the woman
replied "then explain to me our two kids."

i just failed epicly! :D
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no that was funny:) thx omaggio is on the way
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
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YaY!!
RobinFan360 posted più di un anno fa
priscillarocks said:
do te work at subway cuz te gust gave me a foot long!
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*chews lip*
rapunzeleah123 posted più di un anno fa
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uhhh that was so funny i forgot to laugh...O.O
RobinFan360 posted più di un anno fa
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lol
iluvsmj posted più di un anno fa
IntrepidKeris said:
*walking past a cemetary*
Sam- ciao look, a cemetary!
Rob- Do te know how many people are dead there?
Sam- No...how many?
Rob- All of them.
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poperthefox said:
okey once apon a time a famer had 2 lambs 1 agnello detto ''were is my family?"' the other detto ''there at the barbear negozio LAMBEY!''
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someone_save_me said:
rebecca black has talent.




funniest joke ever.
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*giggles*
Zukania99 posted più di un anno fa
xoPixie-Popxo said:
What do te get after te answer this question?
Props.

































But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas.
Free, of course.
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What do te get after te answer this question? Props. But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas. Free, of course.
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Sandfire_Paiger said:
ok dumb blonde joke (im blonde too, so dont freak ok?)
a brunette and a blonde were on a desert island. a ginie apeared detto he'ed give them each one wish. the brunette said, ' i miss home. i wish i could go home'. so she went safely home. the blonde said, 'i miss my friend. i wish she was back here'.

this one is da zanhar.
knock knock
whos there?
te know
te know who?
yes! AVADA KADAVRA!
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lol
Zukania99 posted più di un anno fa
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te know who jokes ;P
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hellomia said:
This one is stupid but i am going to try:

Me:How many people do te think are buried in the cemetery?

Person:I dunno' about a thousand o more?

Me:No!All of them!

FAILED!!
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booklover27 said:
(forgive me if I put in on here wrong. It was a joke from my sis's iPod.)

So there were two little boys playin in a field. When one of the boys went to fetch their ball from a clump of bushes, he spotted a women bathing in a stream. He motions for the other boy to unisciti him and after a bit the boy turns and runs away. The other boy catches up to him and asks why he ran away. The boy replied:
"My mom detto that if I ever say a naked lady I would turn to stone and I felt something get hard so I ran."

Yeah I probably typed in wrong :/. Oh well if te get it, te get it.
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woah :P
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FireHazard114 said:
This one isn't dirty, but it made me die so...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, te wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman successivo to him says, “Before te tell that joke, te should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black cintura in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting successivo to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. te still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Harpaw8 said:
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny te think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

also

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: successivo to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell te u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: successivo to my house
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hatelarxene said:
Joel Schumacher's career.
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