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spunkyonyx said:
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in Amore she broke it
Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"
Yo mama's so cheap, she's on the dollar menu.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so ugly, American express left home without her.
Yo mama's so fat, she got Baptized at sea world.
Yo mama's is so stupid when she went to Walgreen's she detto "hey, these walls isn't green.
Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"
Yo mama's is so old, when god detto let there be light she flipped the switch
Yo mama's is so stupid she thought frutta punch, punzone was a Gay Boxer.
Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so fat she has più rolls then the towns bakery
yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to sposta her fat culo out the way first!
Yo mama's so fat she tripped over wal-mart, stumbled over k-mart, and landed on target.
Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to baciare her goodbye
Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test
Yo mama's so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the strada, via she detto she was moving.
Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and detto sounds good
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a arcobaleno and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!
Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek
Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo' mum's so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler successivo to her letto to see how long she sleeps!
Yo' mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps.
Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "To Be Continued..."
Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!
Yo mama's so fat that god detto "let there be light" and she moved!
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