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Dear tio cruze, here's to you. I throw my hands up in the air sometimes! Saying ayo!! Where'd my noooseee go? Love, voldemort.

Put a joke te like below ;)
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My domanda being... What's a joke te like? Post it below ;)
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Me_Iz_Here said:
Dear iPhone,
Please stop autocorrecting my rude words into nice ones, te ducking piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone user
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Right!!!
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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haha!XD
050801090907 posted più di un anno fa
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Oh my goodness, this seriously made me chuckle. XD I'm using my iPod touch to get on the Internet because my laptop went kaput and the autocorrect has been bugging me the whole time! Ah, irony. XD
NomyCake posted più di un anno fa
Heartisalone said:
THINGS te DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY


Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex.

Damm! There go the lights again...

What's this doing here?

That's cool! Now can te make his leg twitch?!

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Sterile, schemerle. The floor's clean, right?

What do te mean he wasn't in for a sex change?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Isn't this the guy with the really lousy insurance?

I will now post this EVERYWHERE. XD
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lol Amore it
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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cool!<3
050801090907 posted più di un anno fa
taytrain97 said:
OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!1!1!11ONE!!

1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes!
2. Die.
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*dies* it worked!!!
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
Trainofdoom said:
link
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2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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I really shouldn't click these links.
taismo723 posted più di un anno fa
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:)
Trainofdoom posted più di un anno fa
xxXsk8trXxx said:
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I heard a bad joke.
Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

(not supposed to be a joke)
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Nice :)
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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Oh I know. I see the sarcasm there I just don't feel like getting worked up about it
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NomyCake said:
"If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes."

Atom 1: I think I Lost an electron!
Atom 2: Are te sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive!


-Obvious nerd is obvious-

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lol I heard these in science
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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haha!cool<3
050801090907 posted più di un anno fa
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lol
BlindBandit92 posted più di un anno fa
madening_mahem said:
dear Deskull and kai lace,
I saw a woman stabing someone witha banana and then they got hit da a car as I ate ice cream.
sighed,
the unemployment office ans social health and care services.
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dear Deskull and kai lace, I saw a woman stabing someone witha banana and then they got hit da a car as I ate ice cream. sighed, the unemployment office ans social health and care services.
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Omfg... That red head looks like a dick guy ik named tristian!!! I'm freaked!!
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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Only this person has a normal sized nose...
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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awesome, lucky, 'cuz I find that guy in the pic cute.
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x-menobsessed26 said:
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his tavolo and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do te know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have te ever had a drink yourself? How can te be sure that what te are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy te a drink - if te still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a tazza di tè, tazza da tè for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could te put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"
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I really have nothing against nuns, I just thought it was funny.
x-menobsessed26 posted più di un anno fa
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lol
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
zanhar1 said:
Dear Dumbledore, I'm really happy fer ya and im gonna let te finish, but I think Gandalf is the greatest wizard of all time.

~ sincerely Keya West
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lol
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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X3
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angelbell619 said:
Dear mr.pussy cat i ate all of your baby cat and it was good haha pussy te cant get it back please like it
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O.o
2dolphn97 posted più di un anno fa
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lol
BlindBandit92 posted più di un anno fa
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hahaha i thought te like it
angelbell619 posted più di un anno fa
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it fake anyway
angelbell619 posted più di un anno fa
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