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What's your preferito cheesy pick-up line?

Mine is "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" but if that doesn't count, it's "Hey, there is something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it."

Sammisaurus posted più di un anno fa

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NomyCake said:

My boyfriend has a tendency to send me stupid, hilarious pick up lines so I have quite a few.

"Are te an overdo book? Cause you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do te have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"The only thing I want between te and me is latex."

And, the best...

"Are te a general? Because you're making my privates stand at attention!"

XD

posted più di un anno fa

I'm voting this best answer!

SheWolf11 posted più di un anno fa

OMG LOL!!

zanesaaomgfan posted più di un anno fa

Shadowmarioking said:

I don't pay attention to pick-up lines.
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posted più di un anno fa

te have to have heard at least one that made te chuckle.

Sammisaurus posted più di un anno fa

Maybe. My mind just refuses to work for me right now. .______________.

Shadowmarioking posted più di un anno fa

yeidcullen said:

the super long "hello"
and if that doesn't count then that really stupid heaven line *pity laugh*

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There are a lot of cheesy "did te fall from heaven" ones xD

Sammisaurus posted più di un anno fa

Trainofdoom said:

Are te Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Do te have a map? I just keep on getting Lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here

Was te father an alien? Because there's nothing else like te on Earth!

See this pin? I want to prick te with it to see if te truly do bleed sunshine.

(hold out hand) Would te hold this for me while I go for a walk?

I admit that last one was kinda cute xD

posted più di un anno fa

Somebody farted... XD What?! The last one is cheesy, but yeah, it's cute too X3

Sammisaurus posted più di un anno fa

Oh my goodness my boyfriend detto something almost exactly like that last one once and I had completely forgotten about that until now... XD

NomyCake posted più di un anno fa

Last one was so cute!

zanesaaomgfan posted più di un anno fa

SheWolf11 said:

America's Failed Pick-Up Lines

ciao baby! How would te like to stimulate MY ECONOMY?

RING RING Geography called! Wondering why your not on superiore, in alto of me yet!

How would te like to stay on MY FLORIDA tonight hmmmm?

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