Props for best smart-alec answers!!!!!

superiore, in alto 3 gets props!

For example:

*bumps into a tree* "Ow! Okay, who puts a albero in the middle of a forest?"
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BatCountry9000 said:
*two guys are fighting an army of undead mutants*
Guy 1: Come on! Let's go!
Guy 2: Are we retreating?
Guy 1: No, we're simply advancing in another direction. NO SHIT, WE'RE RETREATING, ASSHOLE!
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EPICAL
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Me_Iz_Here said:
PREGNANT WOMAN: Oh my god! I think I'm going into labor!
HUSBAND: What?! NOW?!
PREGNANT WOMAN: No, honey, successivo Tuesday. T_T
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fillassunshine said:
* during math class(true story btw)*
*classmate wakes up from nap*
teacher: priscilla, please tell him whats going on

me : were doing MATH..!
(being a smart alack runs in the family T-T )
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SymmaGirl2 said:
England: Hey, fatass. You've been gorging yourself so much lately that I'm worried you're going to kill yourself.
America: Yeah? Don't worry! I'm waaaay too into myself to do something stupid like that!

How's that for smart alecky? Cept America wasn't trying to be smart alecky, he's just stupid... Shall pretend he was?
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Animetama said:
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ivoryphills said:
*Before fight between Frieza and Goku*
Frieza: Hey, Goku, whatcha doing those stretching exercises for? Fixing to teabag me?
Goku: No way, Frieza! I usually have tè after a fight.
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narlyvamp1234 said:
guy #1: *lights dynamite*
guy #2: are te gonna use that to blow the enemies up?
guy #1: no, i'm going to shove it up my ass... NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
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cutie611 said:
I say " ur an idiot saying this make me came no offence'
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tokidoki123 said:
Sorry I took your food,even though your really really fat...and i probably helped te lose some weight... BAD APOLOGY!!!!
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dinu12 said:
GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me

lol hope te like this


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