Have te ever cheated Death?

I think so. A few months back I choked on a Big Mac until someone in my family decided to heimlich me. Otherwise, it would have been a fitting way to go.
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THAT would be on the news. "just in: McDonalds really DOES kill you!"
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Ha!! Then their PR people would malign me somehow....
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8theGreat said:
No!
Why would I want to cheat on someone so cute? >3<
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 No! Why would I want to cheat on someone so cute? >3<
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thats really funny
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I KNEW IT. te are correct. B)
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narlyvamp1234 said:
yeah, i cheated on him with life.
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good one. Im gonna use that.
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lol
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MoonlightSeeker said:
Do te mean cheated on him (look at the pict)?
No...
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 Do te mean cheated on him (look at the pict)? No...
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Ryuk!
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Heartisalone said:
Choking on a hamburger?
America...

lol anyways, yeah I have. I pretty much drowned a few years ago. I was saved 'just in time'. Another time I was in a very horrible accident... eh, I don't wanna go into details.
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hetaliaitaly said:
one time i was going to......well te know end my future and i stopped myself because i was going to give life one più chance and now im as happy as pastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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as happy as pasta? thats a new one...
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yep because italy is as happy as pastaaaaaaaaaaa
hetaliaitaly posted più di un anno fa
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same here man
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thnx
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SummerMoon said:
No.
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Wolfdreamer9 said:
Idk if It would have killed me.. but it for sure would have hurt me badly.
anyways, In 7th grade I was in gym class playing some kickball game. I was running to another base and then the ball slammed damn hard into the wall, about an inch o so away from hitting me in the head. So if it would have hit me and banged my head into the wall, that wouldn't have been good...
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i was playing dodgeball and a ball hit me schiaffo, smack in the ribs. i couldnt breath and was just laying there on the ground. everyone was staring at me! they're all like "WTF is that worm doing" o "eh, she'll be dead soon anyway" >:O
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then a kid asked if i was ok and a detto "NO I'M NOT FUCKING OK!!!!"
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so anyway .-.
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Don't te Amore it when people ask if you're ok when you're obviously in pain?!
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Johnny1982 said:
i try that then.. i got a big ugly slap form my mother
i swear i'll never gonna do it agian..*__*
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Vocaloidcode01 said:
I cheat Death every f***ing day. I have a dangerous life.
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I used to be that way. Though death had a different name....SUICIDE. I had bad depression, and anxiety. It was passive thoughts but still. Bad times.
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Tdinoahiscute4 said:
Yeah. Had anemia. Long story.
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tdafan121 said:
...Does almost choking on gum while riding the Rock'n'Roller Coaster at Disney World count?
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...that would ALSO be on the news O.o
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rotcalex2011 said:
u obviously never been to my high scool...i cheat death 3 times everyday
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LunaShay said:
Yep..

I was playing cards the other giorno with Death,pulled out an ace from my sleeve and won.BD
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RobinFan360 said:
yeah! like this one time, we were playing checkers, and i switched the checkers while he wasnt looking >:)
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BatCountry9000 said:
Of course I have... with DEBUG MODE!!!

Besides, if Death ever comes near me, I'll rip his nipples off.
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 Of course I have... with DEBUG MODE!!! Besides, if Death ever comes near me, I'll rip his nipples off.
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trehot said:
many many many many times
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ChocoLuvr101 said:
Well there was that time I almost got ran over da a car at school. Does that count?
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Persephone713 said:
I wish it would have been something as almost choking
I have cheated death 3 times.

preschool I cracked my head open-really badly

when I was a little older like 8, I was playing on a broken swing and cut my leg open near an artery.

then in high-school I developed Epilepsy and had a grand mal seizure while at swim practice. I was swimming- I had one- woke up downtown-dont remember a thing.
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Shadowmarioking said:
Super Mario Galaxy 2, Grandmaster Galaxy, The Perfect Run.

I died so many times. ;A;
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poplove said:
Who is death?
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SRMCR said:
lots of times
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Whirlwind586 said:
No, but I've escaped from Death.
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