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I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^

Funniest joke gets 20 props
& 2nd funniest gets 10 props
 ivanovic posted più di un anno fa
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mangamoo01 said:
A magical fairy pops out from nowhere. She then made a slide with a pool at the bottom of it appear. She turns to 3 guys walking past and said: "each of te can slide down this magical slide once, it grants wishes, as te slide down yell out one thing that te wish te had and te will land in the pool surrounded da what te wished for."
The first guy slides down and shouts: money!!
He lands into the pool, now filled with money.
The secondo slides down and yells out: sexy women!!!!
And te guessed it, he lands in a pool of sexy women, the old perv.
Now the third guy slides down very excited, in fact he had such a fun time sliding down he yells weeeeeeeeeee!!!!! with his hands in the air laughing. te can guess what he finds when he lands in the pool....
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*votes as best answer* this made me lol! XD
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Thanks XD
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8theGreat said:
A neutron walks in to a bar and asks how much a drink is. The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

o3o
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XD
simpleplan posted più di un anno fa
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X3
seffro posted più di un anno fa
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Aw yeah! XD
HousesCane posted più di un anno fa
ConnerandTravis said:
Why the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY.
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izfan9500 said:
Why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?
Because it fucking felt like it. Bl
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XD
amzel posted più di un anno fa
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^Yep. xD
izfan9500 posted più di un anno fa
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x3
seffro posted più di un anno fa
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^^
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CapShunsuifan13 said:
I'm bored :( tell me a joke ^_^
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XD *votes best answer*
amzel posted più di un anno fa
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Thanks @amzel
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POPclogger216 said:
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The secondo one says "I'll have some water also, but why did te order it that way? We're not at work." The first chemist went into the bathroom and wept. His assassination plot had failed.

This is funny, and also true, if a pizza has a radius 'z' and a depth 'a', that pizza's volume can be defined da Pi*z*z*a.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Me: Keith come here!

Keith: I can't.

Me: and why not?

Keith: I can't "cum" on command.
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...Oh my god xDDD
izfan9500 posted più di un anno fa
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owo but... I thought everyone else could too.... MOM! >:U te LIED TO ME!!!!
seffro posted più di un anno fa
FlightofFantasy said:
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"


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Ha.
seffro posted più di un anno fa
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ahahahahaha!
TotalDramaDoll6 posted più di un anno fa
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Haha
pewdiebrofist posted più di un anno fa
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LOL!
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amzel said:
Ok tell me if you've heard this one before!
SO the anatra walks into the bar and orders a drink.
Before he got his dink the bar-tender (tender XD) asked how the anatra was going to pay for it.

And the anatra said


























Nothing he ran thee hell out of there.
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(￣▽￣)/ "dink" lol
seffro posted più di un anno fa
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^_^ lol
CapShunsuifan13 posted più di un anno fa
Draculaura10 said:
There was this fanpopper... who knew she wasn't getting 20 let alone 10 props... and didn't care either way.


te happy? -.-
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There was this fanpopper... who knew she wasn't getting 20 let alone 10 props... and didn't care either way. te happy? -.-
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Hmm kinda :))
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TotalDramaDoll6 said:
i have 2 jokes :)
y did the sperms stop heading to the egg? because they were doing it in the ass! XD
a guy walks into a strip club, and the first thing he says is, "Oh boy..................a piano!" XD

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laura199627 said:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Uriah!
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
......xD
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teentop449 said:
Don't worry te know why? Just be hungry!
o don't worry be hungry! LOL!
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seffro said:
How many foxes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(￣▽￣)/




No più than one o they'll be screwing each other! X3
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