How many sexual innuendos can te fit into one sentence?

Cum on, it can't be that hard. Give me ur best shot.
 trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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HeitsiTsegin said:
Smashing with a ho, on a one horse open sleigh, over her hills I go, cumming all the way. My name she will scream, making orasms rise. Oh what fun it is to be with my blow up doll tonight.
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omg
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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0_o
susieeq13 posted più di un anno fa
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So. Much. Win! X'D
seffro posted più di un anno fa
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xDDDDDDDDD
BlindBandit92 posted più di un anno fa
ShadowFan100 said:
...really? Ur getting as bad as that one use who kept posting rape jokes : /
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Rape is never a joke. Ever.
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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EXACTLY! But these arent funny either
ShadowFan100 posted più di un anno fa
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I'm sorry I don't cater to your specific sense of humor. But I'm not posting these for te so Iiiiiiii dooooooooooooooonnnttttt caaaaaarreeeeeee
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
Spicekitten said:
This is stupid. Why did te even ask?!
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*sassy neck roll* Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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i might get in on this, provided those horns double as handles :p
seffro posted più di un anno fa
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Alright IF te don't like the domanda te don't have to be a cagna about it. Not everyone is a prude. This is nothing wrong with the domanda and it is not trolling. It's one thing to say you're normally nice but really getting pissed off of perverted questions? That are actually harmless and meant for laughs? Honestly? Be a little più open minded and if te can't do that ya know te can skip the question.
BlindBandit92 posted più di un anno fa
hetalianstella said:
Not a pervert, sorry.
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Thank you, Stella. Yes! Someone who understands.<3
Spicekitten posted più di un anno fa
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ily
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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ily both, so much
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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@Spice UM IF te understood why couldn't te say it like Stella did then? Instead of just bitching? Like seriously?
BlindBandit92 posted più di un anno fa
XxKeithHarkinxX said:
Oh fuck yes it's hard, but once te do it, it feels great.


Wow that sucked, it's harder than it looks, but once your in that mood te can't get out of it.


YEAhhhh i suck at that, uwu if only I were in a perverted mood.
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A+
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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thank te uwu♥
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susieeq13 said:
lolz this is suck so hard. (hah see i'm already trying.)

come on girls, let's do it together! we can eat the creampie and scream because it tastes so good!

omg i feel all dirty now c:

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Roll in it
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
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roll in the dirtiness. This is good
trainofdoom82 posted più di un anno fa
loYol said:

I'm going to cum over and reach my fingers deep inside your honey pot, and then I will slowly lick the warm, thick, liquid off.

I have a deep drawer filled with toys for my pussy because i Amore playing with my pussy, and stroking it too, but my pussy likes it best when someone else comes over to play with it.


I like playing with her apples, but I like the taste of her forbidden frutta the best, especially when it's laid out right in front of me.


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seffro said:
S`this count?
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 S`this count?
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BlindBandit92 said:
I screw you. te screw me. Let's go screw each other in a tree. With a great big hug and baciare from me to you. Won't te say te Amore to screw me too? (XD I feel so horrible over messing up a kids song like that.)

She'll be cumming around the mountain when she cums

How many licks does it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll?


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xD My best friend and I always joke about the secondo one e3e
XxKeithHarkinxX posted più di un anno fa
x-Yumi-x3 said:
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how te wash a cup.

I was trying hard to cum up with a good one, butt fuck it.
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