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Doctor_Donna said:
waiting for a madman with a box
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Forever4ever said:
If your talking irl No.
But mate here. Yes.
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On here with her. *Hugs Forever4ever* But irl no.
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izzysawsome said:
single, just waiting for a miracle to happen.......~
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snusnu13 said:
Still stubbornly single. Waiting for the right woman, o A woman in general
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Bluekait said:
Single ;)
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 Single ;)
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Nice.
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fangirl128 said:
still single!! lol!
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LocalArtistist said:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of letto and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the letto and he gets on superiore, in alto of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I Amore you." His wife responds, "He wasn't baciare my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought te were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Amore you, too!"

Sorry i'm single, I just thought this was funny.
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Yea my best friend told me that story:DD
Pucca83 posted più di un anno fa
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XDDD
EmoSasuSaku posted più di un anno fa
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ahahaahhah yeh nice one!
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legend_of_roxas said:
I'm single :P
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ripper124 said:
Single. Plus searching
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Pucca83 said:
Mentally dating/married to at least 50 celebrities.

Other than that, always been single:)

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LexiLove_ said:
Single...:/
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Jeliame said:
In a relationship:3 ♥
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EmoSasuSaku said:
Single!
te know what that means!

IT'S...
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 Single! te know what that means! [b]IT'S...[/b]
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lol
ripper124 posted più di un anno fa
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haha
AmyRosefan4eva posted più di un anno fa
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Yes!!
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ilovemichael17 said:
single D:
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AmyRosefan4eva said:
Taken da someone with an awful username on here. ;-;
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haremaster99 said:
Married uwu ♥
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egyptprincess7 said:
Single.
Not that I really care if I am.
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xlegatelaniusx said:
Im single.
HAHAHA me in relationship...thats funny^-^
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