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hermione4life said:
I have an immortal magic genius rubber chicken that lives in the unicorni closet. His name is Rupert and he likes the oboe. No lie.
OK, let me explain: The unicorni closet is the storage closet full of costumes that the theater department uses at my school. The label on the side used to say Uniforms, but some of it faded away and somebody took a Sharpie to it and now, the label says Unicorns. I was in a play and I went in there and I found a rubber chicken and I was just like, "OK, it's mine now. His name shall be... Rupert." And then, later, this guy who was in the mostra with me comes in and tries to KILL Rupert! So I just go, "Haha joke's on te Rupert's immortal." So now, Rupert HATES that guy, and whenever I passed him in the hallway o whatever, I would say, "Rupert hates you." And he would go, "No, Rupert LOVES me." And I'd just say, "No, te don't know what he thinks, we can communicate telepathically because we're both MAGIC and you're NOT." And then, another time, I was talking about how he tried to kill him, and I said, "even if Rupert wasn't immortal he never would have had a chance. Rupert's a genius." Rupert's preferito color is orange, his best friend is Timmy the Musica stand, and his girlfriend's name is Rupette, whom he met at a convention for immortal magic genius rubber chickens who Amore the oboe. (long story)
te detto type something random about yourself. So I did.
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