What's the funniest joke te know?

Let's keep the jokes relatively clean though kids.

These are random Mitch Hedburg quotes:
I'm against pickets but I don't know how mostra it.

I have a cheese shredder at home. They don't call it da it's negative name because no one would buy it: Sponge Ruiner.

If I think of più I'll edit.


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Is a hippopotomus a hippopotomus o is it just a really cool oppotomus?
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I wish I had an easier phone number. Something like 22222222222. That way when someone asks how they get hold of me I'll tell them to just press 2 for a while. And when I answer they'll know they've pressed 2 enough.
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orangeturnip said:
i dont have any funny jokes
here is a joke
In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

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woowie said:
Dr. Doofenshmirtz went potty! xD
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