I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if te like it the credit is not for me so have fun!
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because te have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The successivo giorno the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told te “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The successivo giorno again he calls again and once più asks to speak to his boss, da this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told te twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do te keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just Amore hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that domanda all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because te have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The successivo giorno the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told te “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The successivo giorno again he calls again and once più asks to speak to his boss, da this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told te twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do te keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just Amore hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that domanda all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three minuti ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your commenti telling me what te thing
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three minuti ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your commenti telling me what te thing
ciao hey!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a lista of icone I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me pubblica the articolo because I don't have enough typed in the articolo space!
Well, haha, fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for random insanity!
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La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a lista of icone I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me pubblica the articolo because I don't have enough typed in the articolo space!
Well, haha, fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for random insanity!
La
La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it detto that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if te don't then te need to see a doctor!!
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if te don't then te need to see a doctor!!