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From an email I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. te need it down. te don’t hear us complaining about te leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon o the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what te want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable risposte to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if te want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we detto 6 months fa is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all commenti become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If te think you’re fat, te probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we detto can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes te sad o angry, we meant the other one.
14. te can either ask us to do something o tell us how te want it done. Not both. If te already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever te have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. zucca is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and te say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know te are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If te ask a domanda te don’t want an answer to, expect an answer te don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything te wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless te are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, o Cars.
23. te have enough clothes.
24. te have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank te for Leggere this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the divano tonight, but did te know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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From an email I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. te need it down. te don’t hear us complaining about te leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon o the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what te want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable risposte to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if te want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we detto 6 months fa is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all commenti become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If te think you’re fat, te probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we detto can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes te sad o angry, we meant the other one.
14. te can either ask us to do something o tell us how te want it done. Not both. If te already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever te have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. zucca is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and te say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know te are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If te ask a domanda te don’t want an answer to, expect an answer te don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything te wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless te are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, o Cars.
23. te have enough clothes.
24. te have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank te for Leggere this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the divano tonight, but did te know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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1. te grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five più songs, can te believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even detto that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her successivo CD Rebecca promises to have a più natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a balena drove da in his sedan and detto happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pesce tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pesce tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Amore Misa though!
I Amore riso balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Amore my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Amore the colors: lime, calce Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Amore the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Amore Misa though!
I Amore riso balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Amore my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Amore the colors: lime, calce Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Amore the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cigno costume. Look at my arancia, arancio beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here te are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look più ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cigno costume. Look at my arancia, arancio beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here te are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look più ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for te then it is più than possible that with a little time te two can go back to being friends.
Friends and just friends. te must be clear about what te want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what te want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart te still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then te are ready to be Friends again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the fuoco alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fuoco alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been più funny to te if te *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop detto this articolo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fuoco alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been più funny to te if te *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop detto this articolo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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