50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave te all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife o husband.
21) Torture a albero infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at home when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three mese old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill L infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The topo, mouse as a birth giorno present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate te eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close Friends o geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" camicia to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave te all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife o husband.
21) Torture a albero infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at home when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three mese old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill L infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The topo, mouse as a birth giorno present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate te eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close Friends o geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" camicia to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of te then look away when they turn around
Say te have a sixth since where te can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and te should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of te then look away when they turn around
Say te have a sixth since where te can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and te should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry o Amore te more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave te with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to te and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if te let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and te too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
te will have your own life, everything te wanted with you.
te will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm letto when your old, knowing that te did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Amore you, I Amore te so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry o Amore te more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave te with my ring and this last letter.
I have Lost myself and don't try to call me o come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to te and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if te let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and te too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
te will have your own life, everything te wanted with you.
te will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm letto when your old, knowing that te did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I Amore you, I Amore te so much...
~Reah