"Okay Josie,try Natalie Marlene's house,you detto she was always saying they would kill her cause she spread s rumor,Right?"Asked Detective Joe."Yeah!Thanks again Joe!"Josie detto as she grabbed her keys.--------------------------------------------
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did te hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think te killed her cause te always detto te would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie said."Yes te do!And I'm not leaving till te answer!!!"Said Josie."I think te Picked the lock when Kate was upstairs in her room,Then te got the knife,called her down,then said.'Kate!There's something 'bout your mom on the news!Turn it on!'Then she got on the couch,you put a gawd in her mouth and stabbed her!!!I know te did!!"Josie Said."You got any prove?"Asked Natalie."No,but There was a paper clip in her door!And you're the only one that knows how to pick a lock!!"Josie protested."Uh...er...um."
Natalie stuttered,and ran upstairs when she knocked over glasses."NATALIE!!GET te F***ING BUTT IN HERE!!"Josie said."Never!!!YOU CAN'T SAY I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T!"Said Natalie,Then she jumped out her window and ran!"GOD JESUS!"Josie detto as she went after her.Natalie couldn't go on anymore.Josie tackled her."Your under arrest!HANDS BEHIND te FREAKING BACK!!!NOW!"Josie commanded."NO!I DIDN'T DO IT!I PROMISE I DIDN'T!"Natalie detto through sobs."No!CALL MY LAWYER!I DIDN'T DO IT!I KNOW WHO DID!"Natalie detto as Josie stuffed her in the car.
"Who?"Josie asked."Lea Tuscana!I walked pass Kate's apartment while I went to see my mom!A few minuti later I heard screaming!I ran outside and saw a figure jump out her window!!I SWEAR I DID!!"
Natalie said."I promise!!I PROMISE JOSIE!You gotta
believe me!"Natalie said,Josie believed her
Josie Knocked on Natalie's door."Who IS IT?"Natalie asked."FBI OPEN THE DOOR!OR I'LL BUST IT OPEN!"Josie said.Natalie opened the door."Josie!!Did te hear 'bout Kate?"Natalie asked.
"That's why I'm here Natalie!I Think te killed her cause te always detto te would kill her!!!"Josie Said."I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERARY!!!I don't know where she lives!"Natalie said."Yes te do!And I'm not leaving till te answer!!!"Said Josie."I think te Picked the lock when Kate was upstairs in her room,Then te got the knife,called her down,then said.'Kate!There's something 'bout your mom on the news!Turn it on!'Then she got on the couch,you put a gawd in her mouth and stabbed her!!!I know te did!!"Josie Said."You got any prove?"Asked Natalie."No,but There was a paper clip in her door!And you're the only one that knows how to pick a lock!!"Josie protested."Uh...er...um."
Natalie stuttered,and ran upstairs when she knocked over glasses."NATALIE!!GET te F***ING BUTT IN HERE!!"Josie said."Never!!!YOU CAN'T SAY I DID SOMETHING I DIDN'T!"Said Natalie,Then she jumped out her window and ran!"GOD JESUS!"Josie detto as she went after her.Natalie couldn't go on anymore.Josie tackled her."Your under arrest!HANDS BEHIND te FREAKING BACK!!!NOW!"Josie commanded."NO!I DIDN'T DO IT!I PROMISE I DIDN'T!"Natalie detto through sobs."No!CALL MY LAWYER!I DIDN'T DO IT!I KNOW WHO DID!"Natalie detto as Josie stuffed her in the car.
"Who?"Josie asked."Lea Tuscana!I walked pass Kate's apartment while I went to see my mom!A few minuti later I heard screaming!I ran outside and saw a figure jump out her window!!I SWEAR I DID!!"
Natalie said."I promise!!I PROMISE JOSIE!You gotta
believe me!"Natalie said,Josie believed her
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four anno old Amber,
A 12 anno old Kennedy,A 5 anno old Harper,And then there's 9 anno old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bambole back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do te want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostapane for half a minute.
*Ten minuti later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do te know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked te as the Babysitter cause te have 7 siblings and te all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 anno old Kennedy,A 5 anno old Harper,And then there's 9 anno old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her bambole back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do te want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in tostapane for half a minute.
*Ten minuti later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do te know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked te as the Babysitter cause te have 7 siblings and te all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. te grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. te take foto of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when te sneeze.
5. te don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and te don’t even work there.
7. te spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Gatti are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. te can’t even remember your secondo cup.
10. te can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five più songs, can te believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even detto that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her successivo CD Rebecca promises to have a più natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a balena drove da in his sedan and detto happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pesce tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pesce tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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